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(Tech Times)   Scooter company now introducing air-powered pogo stick   ( divider line
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2001-07-26 12:41:55 AM  
2001-07-26 01:13:05 AM  
LOL! The guy who wrote the article is named GARY GENTILE... good thing his name isn't GARY JEW!!!! Buahahhahhahhah!!!!!

Now if only someone can find a way to harness energy from farts! I'd be sooooooo rich right now!!!!

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-26 01:21:20 AM  
Wasn't there a link about a air powered pogo stick on FARK way back sometime? I beleive most of the discussion centered around how many lawsuits it was gonna spawn.
2001-07-26 02:49:09 AM  
Damn you Razor USA. Maybe now all the kids will sell their stupid scooters and buy those pogo sticks... And then fly out of control into traffic. I'm sure as hell not going to swerve to avoid them.
2001-07-26 02:58:48 AM  
Damn, I want a friggin air powered pogo stick! This sounds like fun. Of course I'm like 10 lbs too heavy... *diet!*
2001-07-26 04:12:37 AM  
Would be great if you could sabotage certain annoying brats pogosticks and launch them into the next town.
2001-07-26 04:25:20 AM  
why the fook does this have a 'cool' tag? do you think those farking scooters were cool? think hard now!! those-farking-scooters - NO they werent, now all we need is a bunch of retards flying down the streets on these things - yes cool WAAAAAAAAAAAAY COOOOOOOOOL.

man that sucks
2001-07-26 04:30:39 AM  
The funny thing about those scooters was teenagers trying to look as cool as the skate boarders were trying too look.
Skate boarders are cool if they can pull off good stunts, but the guys around here could barely make it up a curb with out crashing into something. And when those kids with gimpy scooters tried their skill on skateboard ramps it was just hilarious.
2001-07-26 07:43:29 AM  
next, the company puts out the AIR POWERED STICK AND HOOP! and AIR POWERED STILTS! or maybe the AIR POWERED SIT 'N' SPIN!
2001-07-26 08:04:22 AM  
Air powered sit n spin would be cool. Wheeeeee *barf*

The pogo stick that was on here before wasn't air powered. I doubt this thing will jump meters into the air.

Hopefully instead of kids crashing on those little scooters, kids will now be impaled by pogo stick shrapnel due to explosive decompression.
2001-07-26 11:19:23 AM  
"Keeping America's ERs busy"
2001-07-26 12:07:03 PM  
I just want a link to the video of the first major malfunction of one of these contraptions.
2001-07-26 12:35:44 PM  
Razor USA hopes its adjustable, air-powered pogo stick, dubbed the "Airgo,"

"I was going to call it 'Ergo,' but when I tried it out on kids, they had no idea what we were talking about," Calvin said.

God Bless America.
2001-07-26 02:58:19 PM  
2001-07-26 08:26:54 PM  
damn these kids and their newfangled toys, whatever happened to bikes? and atari! where is atari nowadays?
2001-07-26 11:58:38 PM  
air-powered atari!
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