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2007-09-30 11:33:39 AM  
This thread is getting me out of whatever you're trying to frame me with.
 
2007-09-30 11:38:49 AM  
Yup. A horse drawn carriage and 4 middle school aged boys can vouch for my where-abouts.
 
2007-09-30 11:39:15 AM  
Yes, because unlike submitter I spent my Saturday night out with real live people and not cooped up behind a computer screen masturbating into a crusty sweat sock.
 
2007-09-30 11:45:51 AM  
My alibi would be another crime: stealing money in poker from a bunch of high dudes.
 
2007-09-30 11:48:26 AM  
Righteously Indignant:

cooped up behind a computer screen masturbating into a crusty sweat sock.

Great. Now I have that damn Bryan Adams song in my head

"Those were the best days of my life"

My alibi is a woman. You know who. Don't make me say it.
 
2007-09-30 11:48:39 AM  
havin' sex wit yer muddah
 
2007-09-30 11:52:54 AM  
Sure, I couldn't have done what you are saying I was doing because I was out fireboming Synagogues.
 
2007-09-30 11:52:59 AM  
Well, considering I was at work till 10, it depends on the time the crime was committed.
 
2007-09-30 11:54:19 AM  
Yes. I was watching Auburn rape #4 Florida.
 
2007-09-30 11:57:45 AM  
Yup. I'm the guy in the with the green HA-HA guy shirt on.

Fark party and boobies FTW!
 
2007-09-30 11:58:01 AM  
my wife, yes.
 
2007-09-30 12:13:42 PM  
kronicfeld: Yes. I was watching Auburn rape #4 Florida.

Last second lucky kick.
 
2007-09-30 12:17:07 PM  
You damn straight I would. I am neck deep in familial obligations. I do not have one single unsupervised second.

.
 
2007-09-30 12:19:30 PM  
Righteously Indignant: Yes, because unlike submitter I spent my Saturday night out with real live people and not cooped up behind a computer screen masturbating into a crusty sweat sock.

I just finished my laundry AND posted here.

Alibi and bloo... ah crust free.
 
2007-09-30 12:20:10 PM  
I refuse to answer without having my internet lawyer present
 
2007-09-30 12:27:53 PM  
I was at my fantasy draft and then in public playing a very drunken version of pool. So yes.
 
2007-09-30 12:51:42 PM  
It was me in the conservatory with a crusty sock.
 
2007-09-30 1:02:21 PM  
Yes, I was at Chuck E Cheese playing skeeball with my wife and son
 
2007-09-30 1:46:47 PM  
Had friends over to watch a movie and then SNL, like every Saturday. Beers were consumed.

As long as all my friends weren't also supposedly in on the crime, we're good.
 
2007-09-30 1:48:24 PM  
Righteously Indignant: crusty sweat sock.

Saturday is laundry day, The fap sock gets washed.

/not subby
 
2007-09-30 1:59:33 PM  
hmmm, dinner with mother and SO... so probably not
 
2007-09-30 2:09:09 PM  
Um. Sort of yes. But it would be weak in nature.

On the other hand, Can the assumption that my nine month old can survive alone in the house for six hours count as an alibi?
 
2007-09-30 2:09:31 PM  
Not a problem. My Pony Play pals and I were having our weekly "Giddy-up" meeting.
 
2007-09-30 2:09:36 PM  
Yeah right, like the police would suspect me.

Pffft
 
2007-09-30 2:09:39 PM  
Yup. Had friends over until 10:00 and my husband was with me all night.
 
2007-09-30 2:09:41 PM  
It was like that when I got here
 
2007-09-30 2:09:45 PM  
Why are you asking?
 
2007-09-30 2:10:05 PM  
Yes, but I'm not telling.
 
2007-09-30 2:10:32 PM  
Shouldn't this get the "scary" tag instead of "interesting"?
 
2007-09-30 2:10:40 PM  
If a serious crime were committed and you were falsely accused, would you have an alibi for last night?

Yeah, Smitty's Mom.
 
2007-09-30 2:10:50 PM  
Yup. Was at my sister in laws house til 2 am helping her get moved into her new place.
 
2007-09-30 2:11:14 PM  
I was with the reverend from church. Really.
 
2007-09-30 2:11:48 PM  
Yes, I was at a party with MANY reliable witnesses, not all of whom I knew or where my friends.
 
2007-09-30 2:12:08 PM  
No, I don't. I spent all day yesterday from 9am til 8pm moving.

Unless my new next-door neighbor is the nosy type, which she very well may be. Then my neighbor lady is my alibi for the early evening.

And now I must start on Load 2 of Day2
 
2007-09-30 2:12:41 PM  
Yea, I was in a Vegas hotel room trying to get back my illegally purchased sports memorabilia.


Either that, or in some Minnesota men's room pulling a Gregory Hines.

 
2007-09-30 2:14:11 PM  
I was dealing crack with the local registered sex offender.
 
2007-09-30 2:14:42 PM  
I was in Jail

*ka-ching!*
 
2007-09-30 2:15:07 PM  
I am sure that the under aged high school girls can vouch for me, and if not, then the guy at the liquor store who sold me the hootch I got them drunk on.
 
2007-09-30 2:16:07 PM  
Falsely accused? Who said anything about...I mean yeah there are people who can vouch for my whereabouts.
 
2007-09-30 2:16:17 PM  
I'm a hermit, so if anyone needs to railroad me for something, there you go...
 
2007-09-30 2:16:32 PM  
Yes, I was with my husband, reading World on Fire by Amy Chua (good read, BTW).

I got a call around 9 p.m. from my sister asking me about what drugs interact with Nyquil.

I checked Fark intermittently.

/am I a big dork?
//already know the answer to that . . .
 
2007-09-30 2:16:57 PM  
I posted Fark comments in my own inimitable style.

It would be my to have posted the 'phrase not to be named' and get time stamped into the future.
 
2007-09-30 2:17:12 PM  
I was with submitter's mom.
 
2007-09-30 2:17:13 PM  
I have an alibi until about 10PM. After that I was in a bar filled with people I don't know, so maybe?
 
2007-09-30 2:17:31 PM  
I was at a bonfire until ~2 AM, so yes.
 
2007-09-30 2:18:28 PM  
"Where were you last night...

AARONOW
Where were you?

ROMA
Where was I?

AARONOW
Yes.

ROMA
I was at home, where were you?

AARONOW
At home.

ROMA
See...? Were you the guy who broke
in?

AARONOW
Was I?

ROMA
Yes.

AARONOW
No.

ROMA
Then don't sweat it, George, you
know why?

AARONOW
No.

ROMA
You have nothing to hide.

AARONOW
(pause)
When I talk to the police, I get
nervous.

ROMA
Yeah. You know who doesn't?

AARONOW
No, who?

ROMA
Thieves.

AARONOW
Why?

ROMA
They're inured to it.

AARONOW
You think so?

ROMA
Yes.
 
2007-09-30 2:18:29 PM  
my 'luck', i meant to say
 
2007-09-30 2:19:02 PM  
marthadumptruck: Yes, I was with my husband, reading World on Fire by Amy Chua (good read, BTW).

I got a call around 9 p.m. from my sister asking me about what drugs interact with Nyquil.

I checked Fark intermittently.

/am I a big dork?
//already know the answer to that . . .


No, but you do have an insecure need to prove how smart and well-read you are to the rest of the world.
 
2007-09-30 2:19:39 PM  
I'm good. I was bonking subby's wifey from 4 to 11.
 
2007-09-30 2:21:22 PM  
Friend's wedding.

Plus the security cameras throughout our apartment building
 
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