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(USA Today)   Bill Clinton says he would be delighted to take his proper place as First Husband in his wife's shadow, and... just kidding. He says if Hillary wins, he'll slit his throat. No, really   (blogs.usatoday.com) divider line
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eeedlef
2007-09-21 10:52:48 AM  
Wow, I'm disappointed I missed Clinton on TDS. Was Stewart all doe-eyed and lovestruck gazing into Bill's eyes?
 
GoGoGo
2007-09-21 10:53:49 AM  
is he gonna be 'first gentleman' if she wins?

that sounds so lame.
 
scapes23
2007-09-21 11:03:18 AM  
I concur. I'd slit my throat too if she wins. No, really.
 
Dinki [recently expired TotalFark]
2007-09-21 11:04:56 AM  
scapes23: I concur. I'd slit my throat too if she wins. No, really.

Please do, we need less morans in the world.
 
Yergela
2007-09-21 11:05:22 AM  
Dammit, on the one hand, hate her. On the other hand, would love to see him slit his throat.

Now I can't decide whether or not to vote for Billary...
 
ApocoLypstick
2007-09-21 11:06:49 AM  
GoGoGo: is he gonna be 'first gentleman' if she wins?

I heard him (don't remember where) say he wanted to be called the "First Laddy, I'm part scot so it works."
 
scapes23
2007-09-21 11:09:38 AM  
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

That is all.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-09-21 11:11:59 AM  
I think it will be weird for all of us, Bill.
 
r-u-n-n o-f-t
2007-09-21 11:25:39 AM  
Will Slick be happy to store his cigars in Hill's interns too?

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Scooby's'pawn
2007-09-21 11:41:51 AM  
This is nothing more than a transparent ploy to get conservatives to vote for Hillary. If they actually thought he'd go thru with it, she'd win in a landslide.
 
ghostmorphine
2007-09-21 11:47:48 AM  
scapes23:Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

I could have sworn I left that democracy around here somewhere...
 
OurManFlint1
2007-09-21 12:06:46 PM  
Ahh, the Clinton vitriol. Hasn't he been out of office for 8 years? I'm curious (and I'm no huge Clinton fan) What exactly is better for you now?
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2007-09-21 12:14:19 PM  
The Clintons are evil. EVIL!!

I heard it on the radio!
 
MacEnvy [OhFark]
2007-09-21 12:48:44 PM  
Lord how I miss Bill Clinton.
 
Afternoon_Delight
2007-09-21 1:17:16 PM  
MacEnvy: Lord how I miss Bill Clinton.


The Chi-Coms miss him too. They'll find a new way to fund the Clinton co-presidency again, though. The two-headed hydra must fully re-develop for the Red Chinese to start reelin' in them high-tech goodies again...


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Brettster808 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-09-21 1:53:48 PM  
It was great seeing a him on TDS show last night. I was reminded of a time when a President could form complete sentences and use words with more than two syllables.
 
mister13
2007-09-21 2:06:37 PM  
Rotsky: Most desperately contrived meme yet.

/Get a life
 
Jake Leg
2007-09-21 2:07:27 PM  
scapes23: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

That is all.

hmmm....if we keep with the pattern - Jeb Bush in 2012 and Chelsea Clinton in 2016?
 
Richard_M_Nixon
2007-09-21 2:08:06 PM  
Brettster808: I was reminded of a time when a President could form complete sentences and use words with more than two syllables.

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What are you trying to say Brettster808:?
 
etoof
2007-09-21 2:08:12 PM  
This is all just a clever ruse to get the fundies to vote for a Clinton.
 
culturemock
2007-09-21 2:08:22 PM  
The last time I voted for a Clinton he left a bad taste in my mouth.
 
G00NIE
2007-09-21 2:08:49 PM  
GoGoGo: is he gonna be 'first gentleman' if she wins?

that sounds so lame.


No, he would be...
The Continental!

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carmody
2007-09-21 2:08:52 PM  
I almost forgot it was Freeper Friday.

Keep humpin' that floor, kids!
 
Farging Icehole
2007-09-21 2:09:19 PM  
Anyone else catch the add at the bottom where she's denying being a lesbian?
 
tortilla burger
2007-09-21 2:09:25 PM  
I fully endorse the act of napping.
 
Arthur Jumbles
2007-09-21 2:09:26 PM  
Bill Clinton is the reason we need to repeal the 22nd Amendment.
 
OtitisMEDIA
2007-09-21 2:09:47 PM  
scapes23: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

That is all.

You sound like my dad ... he's convinced "They" will put another Bush in there after Hil is finished with the office. Then maybe it can be Chelsea's turn ....
 
Daffydil
2007-09-21 2:10:10 PM  
GoGoGo-is he gonna be 'first gentleman' if she wins?

I thought it was said that he is no gentleman..
 
bubbaprog
2007-09-21 2:10:22 PM  
Brettster808: I was reminded of a time when a President could form complete sentences and use words with more than two syllables.

Indeed. I never had much use for Reagan's policies and can't forgive him for driving our nation into enormous debt, but I never felt that he was going to make me feel embarrassed for being an American with what he was going to say.

I guess that's why I'm an Obama guy now.
 
p51d007
2007-09-21 2:10:26 PM  
His throat isn't the one that need to be slit.
(for those of you in law enforcement who are monitoring everything,this was HUMOR).
Geez......not even Arkansas wants this piece of trash back.
 
soy_bomb
2007-09-21 2:10:29 PM  
I think a lot of people will slit their throats if Hillary wins...
 
pvd021
2007-09-21 2:10:42 PM  
I'm suprised George W. Bush hasn't arrested Bill Clinton for threatening to endanger the life of a Former President.

I mean he is all about fighting against domestic terrorism right?
 
Jake Leg
2007-09-21 2:10:43 PM  
OtitisMEDIA: scapes23: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

That is all.

You sound like my dad ... he's convinced "They" will put another Bush in there after Hil is finished with the office. Then maybe it can be Chelsea's turn ....

or Roger
 
JDAT [OhFark]
2007-09-21 2:11:24 PM  
Although I'm no fan of the Clintons I think he would make a great first man/gentleman. I truly think he will fill the role very well. When he was Prez he did a great job with many of the more fringe issues that he could/would take on here. Looking back, If it were allowed I'd rather Bill be running than any of the clowns looking towards 08. Except of course for Ron Paul.
 
Saints_Gambit
2007-09-21 2:11:37 PM  
The 22nd stays where it is. No one needs zombie Taft.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2007-09-21 2:11:41 PM  
Just came in here to remind AfterHell_Dog to put his safety gear on *under* his tin foil hat to avoid chafing.
 
JDAT [OhFark]
2007-09-21 2:11:59 PM  
pvd021: I'm suprised George W. Bush hasn't arrested Bill Clinton for threatening to endanger the life of a Former President.

I mean he is all about fighting against domestic terrorism right?

When did he do that?
 
dogfood
2007-09-21 2:12:22 PM  
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He's still workin' it.
 
Jake Leg
2007-09-21 2:12:29 PM  
Stockdale for Veep
 
FarkingBastige
2007-09-21 2:12:32 PM  
mister13: Rotsky: Most desperately contrived meme yet.

/Get a life

Looks like rotsky has his new alt going
 
Agent86
2007-09-21 2:12:37 PM  
mister13: Rotsky: Most desparitely contrived meme yet.

/Get a life

/Sorry, pet peeve
 
k405
2007-09-21 2:13:19 PM  
to any and all "conservatives" who say they'll slit their throats if hillary wins...
please, don't let such a small thing as an election stop you from putting your plans into action.
really, do it right now.
put down your mouse, grab a knife, make your peace to whatever invisible sky wizard you believe in, and give yourself a smile, from ear, to ear.
/is he serious?
//yes, he is.
 
klymen
2007-09-21 2:13:26 PM  
I miss Clinton. They should just make him King of US. When he's dead go back to electing one every 4 years until you get another him.
 
squidloe
2007-09-21 2:13:33 PM  
JDAT,

I think when Clinton said he would slit his own throat he threatened his own life.

I'm trying to make sense of it, I think I came close.
 
Pro Zack
2007-09-21 2:13:42 PM  
He says if Hillary wins, he'll slit his throat. No, really

that's just SO selfish.

If he really cared for the country, he'd slit hers first.
 
mekki
2007-09-21 2:13:43 PM  
ghostmorphine :I could have sworn I left that democracy around here somewhere...

Yeah, because it wasn't like they were elected by the American public.

People had a choice. They went with a brand name. It's not the first time they did that. (Adams. Roosevelt.)

/give me a better choice and I will vote for it.
 
Fholes
2007-09-21 2:14:41 PM  
First cracker?
 
rupp115
2007-09-21 2:16:09 PM  
OtitisMEDIA: scapes23: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.

That is all.

You sound like my dad ... he's convinced "They" will put another Bush in there after Hil is finished with the office. Then maybe it can be Chelsea's turn ....

or Roger

...or George
 
RokuSanNi
2007-09-21 2:16:26 PM  
Next?
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degreeless
2007-09-21 2:16:42 PM  
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