Three Crooked Squirrels: I've been going over this in my mind over and over again. If the guy in the next stall wasn't a cop, but instead a civilian who accepted Craig's advancements, what then? Do you go over to the next stall, get down on your knees and give a BJ? I'm usualy not paying much attention to what is going on in the stalls when I enter a bathroom, but if I saw the soles of a guy's shoes sticking out from under the stall, or went into the stall next to them and saw a guy on his knees, I'm pretty sure I'd know what's going on. How do people get away with this in high traffic restrooms?

Many moons ago when I was a security guard for a rather busy mall in San Antonio, I got a report of lewd activity going on in the main restroom. Once I got there, I went in quietly and turned off my radio. I saw that all three stalls were occupied, which seemed odd to me to begin with, I mean, what are the odds that 3 guys are going to have to poop at the same time? Anyway, I reached back and opened the door and let it close to make it sound like I had left. The instance that door closed, all three males hopped off of the toilets and each began performing a sex act on the other with their hands under the stall partitions. Once I knew what was happening, I announced my presence and escorted all 3 downstairs to be permanently barred from the property. I was a Reserve Sheriff's Deputy and knew they were breaking the public lewdness statute of Texas law, which is an arresting offense. We contacted San Antonio police department and had an officer make the location to present our case. SAPD refused to arrest these freaks due to their expectation of privacy in the stalls. I patiently explained that, while thats a valid defense to prosecution in most circumstances, their act was witnessed by me (a peace officer) and was in full view of the general public should anyone have walked in to the bathroom at the time they were playing with each other. The lazy-ass officer simply refused to do what he should have. We sent them away, barred the freaks and then sent our own case to the DA for prosecution.

/sorry for the Tolstoy
//true story
///Windsor Park Mall FTW