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(Yahoo)   Old and busted: Selling an entire bridge in New York. New hotness: Stealing an entire bridge in Russia   ( divider line
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2007-08-31 12:31:35 PM  
US Americans can't even find their bridges because they don't have maps like the Iraq and South Africa.
2007-08-31 12:33:00 PM  
If I were to steal something that big, I wouldn't just chop it up and sell it. I'd put it in my front lawn for all to see.

And then get arrested.
2007-08-31 12:33:43 PM  
(Insert clever Red Hot Chili Peppers reference here)
2007-08-31 12:33:59 PM  
The 5-metre span metal bridge disappeared from a river crossing in the Ryazan region, east of Moscow.

They won't get over it.
2007-08-31 12:34:18 PM  
The Ninj'

Someone post the Nelson Pic, Ha ha!
2007-08-31 12:34:26 PM  
older and busteder...stealing bridges.
Didn't some Gypsies in Romania do this three years ago?
2007-08-31 12:35:29 PM  
The bridge wasn't even that big.... not exactly an amazing feet. Now if it was the span of the Golden Gate or something....
2007-08-31 12:35:42 PM  
In Russia, bridge steal you.

2007-08-31 12:38:00 PM  
The 5-metre span metal bridge sewer grate disappeared from a river puddle crossing in the Ryazan region, east of Moscow.

The Ninj', you're too retarded for the interwebs. Find a new hobby.
2007-08-31 12:38:54 PM  
ScottMpls: In Russia, bridge steal steel you.


2007-08-31 12:39:35 PM  
phlegmmo: The 5-metre span metal bridge disappeared from a river crossing in the Ryazan region, east of Moscow.

They won't get over it.

Good one!
2007-08-31 12:40:08 PM  
Carmen Sandiego wanted for questioning.
2007-08-31 12:42:00 PM  
I'm surprised it wasn't the other way around. (bridge steals you)

/learning Russian
//getting a kick out of these replies.
2007-08-31 12:48:03 PM  
I think it was Magna finding a fresh supply of Russian iron ... That Russian alliance is paying off already!
2007-08-31 12:49:00 PM  
ScottMpls: In Russia, bridge steal you.


+1 for mentioning it before i did, -1 for me for not reading through the damn thread :)
2007-08-31 12:55:44 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2007-08-31 1:20:32 PM  
Hey Ivan, is that a bridge in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
2007-08-31 1:31:40 PM  
The Ninj': woo hoo!!

first responder!

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2007-08-31 1:51:22 PM  
TheSilverOne: Carmen Sandiego wanted for questioning.

Damn you!
2007-08-31 2:05:50 PM  
Ah, excuse me,
Ah, will you excuse me?
I`m just try`n to find the bridge,
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please, have you seen the bridge?
I ain`t seen the bridge
Where`s that confounded bridge?
2007-08-31 4:03:20 PM  
He's a little late - he should've done that in the early 1990s when you were allowed to cut up entire factories and battleships for scrap metal.

Well, not actually "allowed" per se, but no-one was going to stop you, and it was the quickest way to get rich.
2007-09-01 3:33:36 AM  
In Soviet Minnesota, bridge owns you!
/aisle seat, please
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