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(First Coast News)   "Police say the suspect hid inside a sweltering port-a-john on a hospital construction site until a police K-9 unit caught his scent and flushed him out." That's some fine metaphor work there, Lou   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line
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bakerlaw67
2007-08-24 4:25:34 PM  
Hell I could have caught his scent... after he came out!
 
DeltaPunch
2007-08-24 4:26:22 PM  
I don't get it.... PLEASE, SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN FOR THOSE WHO DON'T GET IT!

/thnx
 
rFarke
2007-08-24 4:26:32 PM  
+1
 
gregly
2007-08-24 4:26:40 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's a pun, not a metaphor.
 
Theros
2007-08-24 4:27:56 PM  
gregly: I'm pretty sure that's a pun, not a metaphor.

Confirmation.
 
TommyT
2007-08-24 4:28:26 PM  
P U
 
phillydrifter
2007-08-24 4:28:59 PM  
gregly: I'm pretty sure that's a pun, not a metaphor.

Puns can be metaphors.

FTFH: That's some fine metaphor work there, Lou

I disagree, there was only like, one or two.

/smitty fails
 
b-maz
2007-08-24 4:29:29 PM  
Thats some nice pun work there Lou.
 
GoofingOff
2007-08-24 4:29:39 PM  
Cue the Shindler's(sp?) List pictures in 3.....2.....
 
Theros
2007-08-24 4:30:09 PM  
phillydrifter: Puns can be metaphors.

Yes they can. In this instance, it is not.
 
Jonesy Boogieman
2007-08-24 4:30:40 PM  
Criminal did a $**t job of hiding

K-9 did a crack job of finding him!

/It's a stretch
//I know
 
La Cieca
2007-08-24 4:30:59 PM  
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larelsie
2007-08-24 4:35:24 PM  
maybe he thought that if he hid in a smelly place that the dogs might have a hard time finding his scent?
 
grungebox
2007-08-24 4:36:05 PM  
Well, the headline gets props for including a pun wrapped in a Farkism. Would have been better if it was spelled "Loo" though.
 
Torrent of Rubbish
2007-08-24 4:36:08 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: "How the Fark did I end up here?"

This is not my beautiful port-o-john!
 
Jonesy Boogieman
2007-08-24 4:37:47 PM  
grungebox: Well, the headline gets props for including a pun wrapped in a Farkism. Would have been better if it was spelled "Loo" though.

A-Ha! LoL
 
Fletch F. Fletch
2007-08-24 4:39:32 PM  
some days you shiat on the port-o-potty, somedays it shiats on you.......
 
Ed Finnerty
2007-08-24 4:40:40 PM  
FTA: It all started at a Hess station on State Road 207 near Interstate 95 in St. Johns County. John Peterson says he threw his keys onto the front seat of his truck, and went inside to grab a bottle of water. When he came back out, his ride was racing down the road

Fail.
 
Eville
2007-08-24 4:42:37 PM  
larelsie: maybe he thought that if he hid in a smelly place that the dogs might have a hard time finding his scent?

I'm sorry, the Courtney Loves gaping crotch flap you are looking for is currently in use as a Sink Hole near the University of Washington.
 
nastro
2007-08-24 4:45:00 PM  
It appears I shall have to find a new Fortress of Solitude.
 
I love Garlic Man
2007-08-24 4:52:16 PM  
This thread stinks.
 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute
2007-08-24 4:53:29 PM  
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who farted, y'all??
 
Ernie McBert
2007-08-24 4:56:44 PM  
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Can you give me a courtesy flush?
 
skillit
2007-08-24 5:00:30 PM  
what a shiathead
 
Bunny Fone
2007-08-24 5:15:25 PM  
who thinks it should be port-a-potty?
 
rockforever
2007-08-24 10:51:51 PM  
img186.imageshack.us
 
Tempest.
2007-08-25 12:21:38 AM  
I was going to say "It's a pun, you idiot". But I see everyone else who spent at least one day in school got there before me.
 
Origin_of_the_Feces
2007-08-25 9:02:58 AM  
I'm a port o' john at a hospital construction site, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
Crocodile
2007-08-25 11:45:09 AM  
Speaking of fine (poop-esque) metaphor, I'm disappointed that nobody else mentioned:
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