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(Fox News)   "Study: Men With 'Cavemen' Faces Most Attractive to Women." Yeah, but can they buy car insurance?   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2007-08-23 3:42:52 PM  
a "quick and dirty" survey

Sounds exciting. Where can I sign up?
 
2007-08-23 4:22:46 PM  
headline is full of win
 
2007-08-23 4:24:57 PM  
That is so condescending.
 
2007-08-23 4:27:22 PM  
I call BS, that was a Foxnews article about evolution.

Any God fearing, flag-waving, American know that evolution is just a liberal conspiracy.

/Watch Jesus Camp for proof
 
2007-08-23 4:32:45 PM  
I guess I picked the wrong day to shave my face.

/existential meltdown
//I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa
 
2007-08-23 4:34:15 PM  
ftfa:

The region between the brow and the upper-lip is scrunched proportionately to the overall size of their heads.

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2007-08-23 4:41:11 PM  
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2007-08-23 4:43:17 PM  
Nothing says "take me now!" like a protruding forehead and slackjaw.
 
2007-08-23 4:52:37 PM  
they also like the roast duck and mango salsa
 
2007-08-23 4:54:41 PM  
What difference does attractiveness make? Just club the biatch over the head and drag her by the hair back to your cave.
 
2007-08-23 4:55:04 PM  
Alright then, what if it said women found therapists attractive?
 
2007-08-23 5:02:01 PM  
Tina's here, we're getting back together.
 
Bf+
2007-08-23 5:02:32 PM  
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Foxnews says this you say?
 
Bf+
2007-08-23 5:14:28 PM  
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Really? Fox News?
 
2007-08-23 5:20:51 PM  
I worked with this guy who's nickname was Caveman. He didn't get no play
 
2007-08-23 5:23:12 PM  
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Bf+
2007-08-23 5:23:29 PM  
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The Fox news?

/OK, now I'm done.
 
2007-08-23 6:09:10 PM  
Best part of the article is this:

"Click here to visit FOXNews.com's Evolution & Paleontology Center."

HAHAHAHAHA

/almost lost a lung laughing
//wonders when evolution will kick in at News Corp
 
2007-08-23 6:24:31 PM  
lostsatellite: The region between the brow and the upper-lip is scrunched proportionately to the overall size of their heads.
 
2007-08-23 6:25:33 PM  
lostsatellite: The region between the brow and the upper-lip is scrunched proportionately to the overall size of their heads.

Let's try that again:

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2007-08-23 8:20:18 PM  
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2007-08-23 8:23:19 PM  
Royskopp approves!
 
2007-08-23 9:12:30 PM  
Does this mean Tina and I are getting back together?
 
2007-08-23 9:43:57 PM  
I'd hit it

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2007-08-23 11:23:31 PM  
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... and vice versa, apparently.
 
2007-08-24 1:44:37 AM  
Are they saying that some women are so easy a caveman could hit it?
 
2007-08-24 2:21:03 AM  
Aha. So that's why I get the "can I be your girlfriend?" questions.
 
2007-08-24 2:35:28 AM  
The region between the brow and the upper-lip is scrunched proportionately to the overall size of their heads.

Wow, a scientific study to back up the thing about guys are more attractive if they smile. However, it has to be a real smile that "scrunches" up the eyes, like this:

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2007-08-24 10:13:48 AM  
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Who likes to rock the party?
 
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