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‘’ 2007-09-07 10:16:07 PM  
R. Kelly's masterpiece "Trapped in the Closet" is on iFC right now. Seen all together like this, I'm reminded of what an utter genius R. Kelly is.
‘’ 2007-09-08 5:14:43 PM  
Heamer: SMH, it never ceases to amaze me how many people just don't get you sometimes. It's not that hard.

Haha, that was fun. I got a lot of fan mail over that one. Eh, if everyone knew where I was coming from or found me amusing I would have no one to make fun of.
‘’ 2007-09-10 4:27:01 PM  
I just watched Raising Arizona for the umpteenth time. Man, what a great movie. Randall Cobb is a crazy mofo, but I think they should've dubbed his voice with something scarier.
‘’ 2007-09-10 4:27:36 PM  
‘’ 2007-09-11 10:52:09 AM  
You know when I stopped thinking that Tom Cruise was human? His acceptance speech at the Oscar's after 9/11.

It was just entirely too obnoxious talking about how Hollywood uplifts us and takes us out of ourselves like as the towers were burning someone was like, "Hey, I have my Bad Boys II tape here. Let's watch it while we wait for rescue."


The truth is that the terrorists made a tactical error by thinking that collapsing symbols of capitalism and the military would cripple us. America would still be reeling if they would have crashed those planes into the Oscars. You would not be able to walk for all the documentaries, movies, TV specials and everything else if they had wiped out a room full of Hollywood trash.

As an added bonus, the subsequent concerts raising money for the families of people who were worth millions of dollars would have been hilarious.
‘’ 2007-09-15 1:34:48 PM  
I hear there's going to be a "tell-all" biography on Tom Cruise by the same guy who wrote the Princess Diana "tell-all." Cant' wait!
‘’ 2007-09-23 7:42:57 PM  
The ad campaign for Resident Evil was just ridiculous.

Yeah, gotta go stop the zombies or whatever from invading. Let me put on my thigh highs and garter belt real quick before strapping on my weapons.
‘’ 2007-09-23 9:07:44 PM  
Family Guy + Star Wars = Pure Cel Shaded Genius!
‘’ 2007-09-23 10:15:44 PM  
Best Family Guy episode I've seen in years.
‘’ 2007-09-24 8:39:35 PM  
I love watching re-runs of old "America's Funniest Home Videos" episodes. It's like with every single segment, another dying petal on the withering flower that is Bob Saget's soul flutters gently to the floor, whereupon Vin di Bona squats over the pile of dead foliage and leaves behind a big, steamy turd.

Of course, it's great fuel for all of his recent stand-up.
‘’ 2007-10-01 11:51:21 AM  
I was down on the waterfront on Saturday and the Gazela, a tall ship, was in port. If I was a black nationalist comedian, I'd be all like, "Hell no, fark sailboats. every time your people get near my people with one of those damn things my people wind up on another continent. Sure, having sex with your wives is sort of a bonus but not in exchange for 14 hour a day, seven-day workweek just leave me the hell where I am."
‘’ 2007-10-08 4:09:12 AM  
Worship actors and actresses; all the beautiful celebrities. Latch thine brain onto their political ramblings, for they are our gods, and our lives are worthless in sad comparison. For they get the best blow. Such perspective it gives!

And: someone tell me what one calls the kind of music where there's a flowing melody, usually made by strings, along with an awesome bass beat, without vocals. Maybe it's chillout or something, but every time I find some internets station that claims to play it, they never actually play anything like what I describe, and it usually sucks hairy camel balls with saliva all over them and little nasty unidentifiable bits that just have to be some kind of STD, though how a camel would get those is beyond me. God damn. You think they have a lot of sex?

A good example of this sort of music might be "clubbed to death" from the orignal matrix soundtrack. Yeah.

Hey! There's should be a music thread. Showbiz as a catch-all forum just isn't working out.
‘’ 2007-10-08 10:09:28 PM  
I know what you mean but it's hard to put a label on it: techno, electronica, industrial, ambient, acid jazz, house, new age, synth-pop? Frank Klepacki (pops) occasionally explores that territory. So does James Newton Howard, with Unbreakable (pops) for example.
‘’ 2007-10-09 2:55:25 AM  
cool, I'ma check those out.
‘’ 2007-10-10 9:42:58 PM  
I can't believe that Jason is back in Lauren's life. Consider my mind boggled.
‘’ 2007-10-19 12:58:20 PM  
Sylar is stalking j00...
‘’ 2007-10-19 2:12:55 PM  
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‘’ 2007-10-22 1:45:26 AM  
I KNOW that with the information age, EVERYONE'S privacy went into oblivion, but did the world really need to know about the Ellen's dog mistake. HER general public did not handle it very well. And, if the "Mom's & Mutts" person allows someone to adopt one of her dogs, why does she not trust them to do right by the animal, should that person choose to give the pet to a new home? DUH? It's not like she gave it to a coven to use as a scarifice......
‘’ 2007-10-24 4:31:55 AM  
omg! CN U BE LEEVE what my HO GRRRL Paris did THIS WEEK?!!?! I was like OMG, YOU. DID. NOT. GO. THERE. DAAAAAYUM. CN u beLEEVE those ASSholes booed my PRECIOUS biatch at the awards? F*CK THAT, you do NOT deserve THAT GIRL, u jus tryin to keep it RAIL, I KNOW IT. using you $$ don't make you hate-able, baby, trust ME. They just hatin for no damn RAISIN.
‘’ 2007-11-02 8:49:16 PM  
Never posted here before so I dunno how the hell this works...

I need old skool movie guru assistance. I need to identify a movie scene where this old drunk steals an old car, is singing along to the song "A Puppet, a Pirate, a Poet, a Pawn and a King" is cutting mini limes on the car dashboard with a pocket knife whilst drinking little airplane bottles of alcohol...followed by a really nasty barf on the passenger side floor...

anyone? I've googled everything I can think of...I almost want to say the drunk is Britt Leach but I cannot be for sure and his list of movies doesn't ring any bells...
‘’ 2007-11-03 6:08:40 PM  
*tumbleweed blows past*
‘’ 2007-11-04 1:37:26 AM  

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‘’ 2007-11-04 4:07:06 PM  
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‘’ 2007-11-04 4:30:56 PM  

I was told by a VERY reliable source that there would be naked pictures of Jim J Bullock in this thread...

// waiting
‘’ 2007-11-04 7:30:38 PM  
bad_otis: I was told by a VERY reliable source that there would be naked pictures of Jim J Bullock in this thread...

Hey, welcome back!
‘’ 2007-11-04 11:01:06 PM  


I hear this is where the cool folk hang...and since you've always been one of my favorite Farkers, it only made sense to stop by.

//plus I hear they give out quaalude-laced Otter Pops here.
‘’ 2007-11-05 1:12:29 PM  
bad_otis: I hear this is where the cool folk hang...and since you've always been one of my favorite Farkers, it only made sense to stop by.

I don't know that I have ever really been considered the "cool folk" but hey, the more the merrier.
‘’ 2007-11-06 12:24:47 AM  
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‘’ 2007-11-06 12:30:40 AM  
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‘’ 2007-11-06 12:40:13 AM  
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‘’ 2007-11-06 12:41:12 AM  
This is officially the "Craig's List hilarious casual encounters super repository fun time"
‘’ 2007-11-07 8:05:41 PM  
On June 22, 1969, Garland was found dead by her last husband, Mickey Deans, in the bathroom of her rented Chelsea, London house. Coroner Gavin Thursdon stated that the cause of death was accidental overdose of barbiturates; her blood contained the equivalent of ten 1.5-grain Seconal capsules. Garland had turned 47 just over a week prior to her death.

At Garland's funeral, The Wizard of Oz co-star Ray Bolger commented, "She just plain wore out." Garland is interred in Ferncliff Cemetery, in Hartsdale, New York.

‘’ 2007-11-08 1:29:52 AM  
I want to see this NSFW movie.
‘’ 2007-11-08 1:58:06 AM  

I want to see those things on his feet as well...when he's not farking hot zombie chicks- you can turn him on his back and he could do a kickass version of the "spinning teacups" ala Cirque du Soleil
‘’ 2007-11-08 4:13:54 AM  
I figured out why the great classic animated movie "The Mouse and His Child" hasn't been re-released on DVD!

Because of the "NO MIGRANTS" sign hanging on the dollhouse at the end. This was 1977 and these kind of Jim Crow signs were illegal you know "we refuse the right to serve anyone" signs replacing "no negroes" signs after 1968.

I think I vaguely remember seeing these signs as a small child...

Any seniors out there willing to risk telling me if this is true?
‘’ 2007-11-08 10:07:25 AM  
Heamer: I want to see this NSFW movie.

I don't have to see the movie, Dottie, I lived it.
‘’ 2007-11-08 2:49:41 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't have to see the movie, Dottie, I lived it.

The bottom left-hand picture looks like Tobey Maguire impersonating Dustin Diamond on Saturday Night Live. And that's hilarious.
‘’ 2007-11-08 7:41:11 PM  
I know this forum is closely watched by many influential Hollywood types, so I must say this:

Playing a nice piece of chamber music or a beautiful opera aria in the background does not add class or dignity or intrigue to your shiatty action movie trailer. It merely serves to highlight the trash. STOP DOING THIS DAMMIT.

(Yeah I know: someone must be making money off it somehow, or they wouldn't keep making this crap.)
‘’ 2007-11-09 12:05:48 AM  
really? which influential Hollywood types?

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‘’ 2007-11-10 3:58:44 AM  
c'mon I was joking and I love that actor... hello? hello?

*slinks back to regular forum*
‘’ 2007-11-10 11:39:47 AM  
I loved him in that PBR-themed movie he was in with Scott Baio.
‘’ 2007-11-10 1:18:51 PM  
Midnight Madness! (1980)

also first Michael J Fox movie. In his best role as a whiny little brat.
‘’ 2007-11-10 3:30:47 PM  
Hell yeah! Back in the day that movie and Dot and the Kangaroo was all HBO had.
‘’ 2007-11-11 9:44:02 AM  
Is that the guy that was up in the ferris wheel with that other guy in 1941?
‘’ 2007-11-12 4:20:21 AM  
Yes, and he also played one of the bad guys in Laserblast

(2nd favorite role of his)
‘’ 2007-11-12 1:53:01 PM  
‘’ 2007-11-12 5:13:54 PM  
you taze me, I taze you right back!

(bzzbzz damn battery only good for one charge)
‘’ 2007-11-13 2:53:51 AM  
*choke hold ensues*
‘’ 2007-11-13 2:54:26 AM  
yep he's still breathing (whew)
‘’ 2007-11-13 1:59:44 PM  
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