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Parasitic_Spin
‘’ 2008-09-07 11:45:26 AM  
 
Heamer
‘’ 2008-09-08 01:00:09 PM  
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Farkn Yaj Yenrac
‘’ 2008-09-11 05:36:02 PM  
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wyrlss
‘’ 2008-09-17 05:07:27 PM  
What the hell?
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
‘’ 2008-09-18 01:16:23 PM  
The intervention failed.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-09-21 05:43:09 PM  
You know, I am starting to think that there was more thought put into the dance scenes at the end of Strangers With Candy than the actual show itself.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-05 09:13:16 AM  
The entire time I was watching Titan AE, I was thinking that for some reason it was so 90s until I realized it was the combination of the hair styles and popular music from the time.
 
Heamer
‘’ 2008-10-07 10:19:32 PM  
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, in a nutshell:

Michael Cera: "I'm lovable because I'm charmingly befuddled. That's right, baby. All the time."

Kat Dennings: "I'll mask my insecurity behind my ostensibly awesome taste in music and amazing tits."

Ari Graynor: "I CHEW GUM AND YELL A LOT."

The band: "You can't hate us because we're gay, we're clever, and we ejaculate sticky, hot levity all over the film's 'conflict'."

Alexis Dziena: "No, I can act, I swear. F*cking listen to me, I...alright, you know what? I get naked in Broken Flowers. Full frontal. Go watch that."

AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER YAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-09 02:23:44 AM  
Why Bill Maher, why are you sitting in front of me beating me with your fists made of ham?
 
olapbill [TotalFark]
‘’ 2008-10-09 09:13:48 AM  
so I made the mistake of watching the last 40 minutes of Revolver last night. Wasn't on my pvt system so I couldn't rewind to the beginning.

W.T.F?

can someone please give me a quick overview of what I missed at the start?
I felt like I was tripping balls.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-10 10:16:51 AM  
WE OWE YOU NOTHING! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL!
 
olapbill [TotalFark]
‘’ 2008-10-10 12:48:30 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: WE OWE YOU NOTHING! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL!


exactly.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-12 04:11:21 PM  
Call me cynical, but Ingmar Bergman's character in Grand Hotel comes off as a raging bipolar nutjob. Man those Russian women.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-17 01:21:19 PM  
Watching 101 Dalmations. Such a beautiful expression of the jazz age in visual form. I doubt Disney will ever make anything as forward, daring and beautiful again or even has the talent to do it.

Basing Cruella DeVille off of Tallulah Bankhead was an amazing idea and the thought of a modern actress having enough personality to be recognizable, much less used as an inspiration, is laughable.
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-20 03:02:14 PM  
Why does the 'Showbiz' link point to Maxim? I, like many others I'm sure, can't click on Maxim links from work..

So - is the Showbiz link 'broken', or 'working as intended'.
 
jake_lex
‘’ 2008-10-20 03:07:15 PM  

ItsJustJake: Why does the 'Showbiz' link point to Maxim? I, like many others I'm sure, can't click on Maxim links from work..

So - is the Showbiz link 'broken', or 'working as intended'.


Same problem here.

I was told that my organization has chosen to block access to that domain due to "bikini pictures."
 
Heamer
‘’ 2008-10-20 04:14:14 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Watching 101 Dalmations.

My last job involved a bit of data entry for the alumni department at a university in the California State system. I'll never forget receiving an "update your information" card scrawled in old lady handwriting, mentioning something about retirement, voice work, and playing a part in 101 Dalmatians. It was from Cate Bauer, who voiced Perdita. She recalled it fondly as her fifteen minutes, and if you check her out on IMDb, it was pretty much all she ever did. Made me want to watch the movie again.

I still like The Jungle Book's music better.
 
thegod082
‘’ 2008-10-20 04:49:09 PM  
The ads are taking over half the page on the showbiz page. This happened a couple days ago to me, too.
 
The Martian Manhandler
‘’ 2008-10-20 04:50:06 PM  

ItsJustJake: Why does the 'Showbiz' link point to Maxim? I, like many others I'm sure, can't click on Maxim links from work..

So - is the Showbiz link 'broken', or 'working as intended'.


Now mine is pointing to www.blender.com/fark.
 
BalugaJoe [TotalFark] [BareFark]
‘’ 2008-10-20 08:14:21 PM  
The Showbiz page is messed up.
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-21 08:31:37 AM  
Yeah .. Oh well, at least I can go to the other links ..

Pretty uncool though, having sites that some companies consider 'NSFW' hosting the Tab itself, instead of just links in the tab.
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
‘’ 2008-10-21 11:02:54 AM  
I believe this is a record for posts in this forum in under 24 hours, and it's all due to our glorious new sponsor, Maxim/Blender, sucking at the internet. On top of that, they somehow farked up the design of the whole tab.

Congrats!

There's still some blood left in the stone, get someone to sponsor the
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individual comments, maybe even have a sponsor for each line!
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ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-21 02:18:23 PM  
FORUM FAIL

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BalugaJoe [TotalFark] [BareFark]
‘’ 2008-10-21 06:12:10 PM  
I think the Showbiz page has anorexia.
 
omgwtfbbq!
‘’ 2008-10-21 11:23:19 PM  
What's up with the blender page being broken, compared to the other tabs? its quite annoying :(
 
Magnificent
‘’ 2008-10-22 07:13:45 AM  
It is clear that Drew has become a giant, greedy dickhead.

Is bandwidth so expensive that he has to resort to whoring this festering site out to a bunch of filthy corporate shiatbags?
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-22 03:23:11 PM  
And it's fixed. Groovy!
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-10-24 12:48:48 PM  
5 Easy Pieces is pretty good so far. Definitely not something I would have envisioned Jack Nicholson in from his later work.

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
 
The Martian Manhandler
‘’ 2008-10-28 12:39:30 PM  

ItsJustJake: And it's fixed. Groovy!


It's done gone broked again.
 
Reyito [TotalFark]
‘’ 2008-10-28 01:12:34 PM  
Came into to say what The Martian said.

/Congrats Drew, 25% of your site is now off limits to me
//Haven't visited the music tab in Months... even when i can access it.
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-28 01:40:08 PM  
Yep.. Broked again. Boooo.

I can't access Music, Video, or Entertainment Tabs any longer.
 
The Martian Manhandler
‘’ 2008-10-28 05:40:03 PM  
Don't use the links in the bar - just type in www.fark.com/showbiz, and you should get there lickety-split
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-10-29 01:31:57 PM  
Nice tip - thanks!
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
‘’ 2008-10-30 10:14:38 AM  
You should see the shaft.
 
macsully
‘’ 2008-11-03 03:27:17 PM  
Don't forget to cup the balls.
 
ItsJustJake
‘’ 2008-11-05 02:22:46 PM  
But he promised just the tip.
 
VolRath217
‘’ 2008-11-07 12:25:19 PM  
Hey, anyone have a video clip or know where I can get it from Pirates of the Caribbean of the scene where Barbossa says "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request...means no" My boss is looking for it.
 
cherylt
‘’ 2008-11-10 09:28:27 PM  
Warm up act for Craig Ferguson likens moment caught in the headlights to a come on from Baltimore blogger. Hits on woman interacting with Ferguson to deflect questioning. What a complete a**hole idiot. Too funny.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-11-15 02:39:20 PM  
Spellcasting is a science. Precise detail is needed even for the simplest of castings. I have been trained in the Dark Arts my entire life, as done for twelve generations in my family.

Think about it, there are twelve hundred years of knowledge at your fingertips. A hundred dollars may not be much in your life, but with it you can change aspects in your life such as love, success, and even well being. I will perform a powerful spell on your behalf.

Do not be fooled, other prectitioners may not have the full understanding of the Necronomicon. I am a tested and proven caster and a leading authority on the Dark Arts.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-11-19 03:28:55 AM  
Those of us in the underground/DIY arts need to consider what is important for the future of the US
just as much as any other citizen. A climate of tolerance, a strong economy, and a world that inspires us
to do greater things are all things that make it easier to be a noise artist. A vote for Barack Obama will
encourage these things. This website collects statements from different noise artists, noise rockers,
underground show promoters, DIY label heads, mom and pop record shop owners, and underground music
fans about why they are voting for Barack Obama this November. If you have not decided about voting yet,
please read through these statements and consider if you agree that voting for Obama will help the community
and this music and art you love. If you have decided to vote for Obama, and would like to share your
thoughts, please visit our contribution page.
 
Boris S. Wort
‘’ 2008-11-19 07:57:26 AM  
Somewhere along the line we lost yesterday's thread about the guy who's suing the author of the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book for being outed as a douchebag.

What's up with that?
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
‘’ 2008-11-19 12:58:21 PM  
Boris S. Wort: Somewhere along the line we lost yesterday's thread about the guy who's suing the author of the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book for being outed as a douchebag.

Dude, this is the magic and noise rock forum. We talk about noise rock and magic and noise rock and magic related things.

Post your question here:

Click here (new window)
 
Boris S. Wort
‘’ 2008-11-19 08:59:38 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Boris S. Wort: Somewhere along the line we lost yesterday's thread about the guy who's suing the author of the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book for being outed as a douchebag.

Dude, this is the magic and noise rock forum. We talk about noise rock and magic and noise rock and magic related things.

Post your question here:

Click here (new window)


Interesting. Thanks.

Here's some noise rock for your troubles, my good man.


/Abracapocus
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
‘’ 2008-12-05 04:21:51 PM  
 
sewiusproductions
‘’ 2008-12-15 08:32:49 AM  
Probably really late to this party but just saw the trailer for Gran Torino...

Eastwood actually says "Get off my lawn." I swear, it's awesome, I'd get the hell off his lawn.

skip to 1:16(^)
 
kissfromapocalips
‘’ 2008-12-21 11:22:38 PM  
I want to see that movie. He's closing in on 80 but rarely makes a horrible flick.
 
Heamer
‘’ 2008-12-25 06:32:49 PM  
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is long. And slow. And titless.
 
Ditto
‘’ 2009-01-02 06:23:09 PM  
*Kicks off shoes, grabs a seat and a beer, farts*
 
jake_lex
‘’ 2009-01-16 10:13:29 AM  
I don't normally comment on the ads around here (and I'm well aware that Drew probably isn't personally selecting them), but I just saw an ad for the sure to be terrible movie "My Bloody Valentine 3-D" that really struck me. It hypes that the movie will let you see teenagers disembowled in 3D, of course, but in the corner, it says "It's in 4-D if you're WASTED!"

Now, I'm aware that movies have slyly, wink-and-nudge, acknowledged that their appeal might be greater if you are, well, enhanced chemically. But I don't think I've ever seen such a blatant appeal to get farked up before you see a movie.
 
INTERNET ARGUMENT
‘’ 2009-02-10 08:29:07 PM  
That's probably so the audience won't riot and start throttling the theater staff to get their $12 back. Soma, it works.
 
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