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2007-08-06 05:17:58 PM  
Probably a big mistake. Terrorists would never hurt Americans.
2007-08-06 05:22:59 PM  
We know we have someone monitoring Logan Airport for terrorists, why not JFK, damn it.

/thanks for asking, though
2007-08-06 05:31:00 PM  
2007-08-06 05:31:06 PM  
Is it time to panic yet?
2007-08-06 05:31:22 PM  
Has everybody panicked yet?
2007-08-06 05:31:58 PM  
I poopy!
2007-08-06 05:32:28 PM  
A van full of Gigli DVDs was found in one end of the lot.
2007-08-06 05:32:30 PM  
Because blowing up 30 airport employee SUVs is what has the making for an Al-Qaida merit badge these days?
2007-08-06 05:32:50 PM  
All together, now: "We're not sure what it is, but it's not terrorism."
2007-08-06 05:32:50 PM  
Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

Elaine Dickinson: No.
2007-08-06 05:33:05 PM  
I crapped my pants!!
2007-08-06 05:33:13 PM  
IT's a streetlight.
2007-08-06 05:33:31 PM  
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
2007-08-06 05:33:37 PM  
08/06/07... never forget.
2007-08-06 05:33:39 PM  
Prob just someone who didnt want to go to work today.
2007-08-06 05:33:49 PM  
it's a trap
2007-08-06 05:34:06 PM  
But that Adam guy said they just wanted to blow up Home Depots.
2007-08-06 05:34:12 PM  
I'm pretty sure that this week is SHARK panic week and NOT 'bomb scare OMFGTEHTERRURIST!' panic week.

Looks like someone jumped the gun. I'll have a chat with the scheduling department and we'll unsnarl the amber alerts tomorrow.
2007-08-06 05:34:16 PM  
Well I'm never parking in a parking lot again.
2007-08-06 05:34:23 PM  
The job of protecting JFK belongs to the Port Authority Police. Apparently someone didn't want to go to work today...
2007-08-06 05:34:35 PM  
"Do feel that the time has come for our viewers to crack open the skulls of their neighbours and feast on the goo inside?"

"Yes, yes I would, Kent."
2007-08-06 05:34:36 PM  
On August 6 I had a view of a Car Park. Thanks for asking
2007-08-06 05:34:41 PM  
These obviously aren't very good terrists. Why bomb a parking lot, when terminals are right there? Sheesh. What group is this? The United Front of Idiots?
2007-08-06 05:34:48 PM  
Rex Kramer: [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
[to Striker]
Rex Kramer: Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
Ted Striker: No, never.
Rex Kramer: shiat. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane.
2007-08-06 05:34:51 PM  
Surely they can't be serious.
2007-08-06 05:35:08 PM  
Threat phoned in by someone late for his flight.
2007-08-06 05:35:10 PM  
Does anybody have a clear view of Logan Airport, thank you very much?
2007-08-06 05:35:27 PM  
Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
2007-08-06 05:35:30 PM  
Probably just someone that forgot where they parked.
2007-08-06 05:35:54 PM  
Live coverage (new window)
2007-08-06 05:36:09 PM  
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2007-08-06 05:36:30 PM  
How can we be sure that our country's parking lots won't collapseexplode at any moment?

Let's ask some TRRR "experts" what they think.
2007-08-06 05:36:32 PM  
sbristow: Surely they can't be serious.

They are serious, and don't call them Shirley.
2007-08-06 05:36:38 PM  
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2007-08-06 05:36:43 PM  
Rex Kramer: [talking on the phone to the airport control tower] No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.
2007-08-06 05:36:52 PM  
I was in the Warsaw Airport today flying to Munich and there was a bomb scare. They made us wait in the parking lot. Coincidence??
2007-08-06 05:36:53 PM  
Over Macho Grande?
2007-08-06 05:37:30 PM  
BSGFan: Probably just someone that forgot where they parked.

shiat, I'll bet it's aliens. Them grey faced sickos get off on this kind of weird shiat. It's like the 2004 Democratic convention when they mind controlled the cops into thinking everyone was dressed in fuzzy pink bunny suits and brainburned FNORD into Gore's hypothalumus.
2007-08-06 05:37:34 PM  
Someone obviously failed at Terrorism 101.
2007-08-06 05:37:39 PM  
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
2007-08-06 05:37:45 PM  
Beware the UHaul parked behind the grassy knoll.
2007-08-06 05:38:10 PM  
2007-08-06 05:38:16 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.
2007-08-06 05:38:37 PM  
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2007-08-06 05:39:23 PM  
The real bomb is on the grassy knoll.
2007-08-06 05:39:30 PM  
*Airplane reference*
2007-08-06 05:39:32 PM  
2007-08-06 05:39:52 PM  
2007-08-06 05:40:18 PM  

Nice! Real comical Farker!!
2007-08-06 05:40:18 PM  
Glass parking lot?

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