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(USA Today)   "Wanted: Volunteers to Be Stung by Jellyfish." Hey, good luck with that   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2007-07-26 4:30:48 PM  
Only if you can arrange for someone to pee on the sting afterwards.
 
2007-07-26 4:39:40 PM  
Only if you can arrange for someone Dita Von Teese to pee on the sting afterwards.

There, fixed that.
 
2007-07-26 4:49:17 PM  
Or use vodka. Or don't. Actually I can't remember that episode of Mythbuster's clearly. Do whatever they did.
 
2007-07-26 5:45:28 PM  
Carrie Byron pix, puleeeze!
 
2007-07-26 5:45:57 PM  
Oh Hell NO! I've been stung pretty badly before while surfing. I sure as hell wouldn't do it voluntarily.
 
2007-07-26 5:46:29 PM  
...maybe later...
 
2007-07-26 5:46:29 PM  
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Count me out!

/ window seat, please
 
2007-07-26 5:47:15 PM  
i came here to say I'd do it if hot chicks peed on me.

/was beaten to it.
 
2007-07-26 5:47:44 PM  
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This guy right here... he's the one you want.
 
2007-07-26 5:48:09 PM  
Stung where?

I think that detail matters...
 
2007-07-26 5:48:34 PM  
But you get 3 free bottles of Sunscreen!!

Do Not Want.

(Can't believe it took this long for that line to get used.)
 
2007-07-26 5:49:40 PM  
Submitted this with better headline, yesterday.
 
2007-07-26 5:52:30 PM  
At least they are giving the people some compensation. A lot of marketers think it's their privilege to obtain personal data for nothing, or a 1:100000 chance to win $500. I love it when they
somehow get my name, call me, and I say "I have a Ph. D. I'll send you a contract for my time, $200/hr and a 2 hr minimum. Then we can talk."
 
2007-07-26 5:53:04 PM  
Never thought I'd say this before but I wish someone had peed on me...

/when I got stung, of course
//was too young to know better
//...or worse
 
2007-07-26 5:53:31 PM  
toddalmighty: Carrie Byron pix, puleeeze!

All the Kari Byron pics you want here. (new window)
 
2007-07-26 5:54:42 PM  
i might do it if the price is right . . .

The compensation? Three bottles of anti-jellyfish sun screen, of course - provided by the sponsor of the trial, the Norwegian sun cream company AC-SunCare.

forget it.
 
2007-07-26 5:57:59 PM  
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yo, adrian. use dis.
 
2007-07-26 6:00:52 PM  
An Evil Monkey: All the Kari Byron pics you want here. (new window)

OMG... that first picture (fake) is amazing...
 
2007-07-26 6:03:44 PM  
Nice An Evil Monkey, I had no idea she was that nasty(in a real good way)!
 
2007-07-26 6:04:38 PM  
So, you get stung. For that privilege, you get 3 bottles of the same crap that was supposed to prevent you from being stung?

Now that's a great deal
 
2007-07-26 6:05:25 PM  
An Evil Monkey

All the Kari Byron pics you want here.


No, no, no Evil Monkey, that is nowhere NEAR all the Kari Byron pics I want . . . unless you've hidden the one where she is wearing a licorice bikini and high heels, standing on Angelina Jolie's neck screaming that she's a bad, bad donkey.

THEN you'll have all the pics I can want

*sigh*
 
2007-07-26 6:07:04 PM  
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2007-07-26 6:14:17 PM  
zoomddy owes me a new keyboard.

/Want that pic too.
//Slashie sigh
 
2007-07-26 6:15:35 PM  
I was stung many times as a child, you have no idea how painful it is.. It looked like I had been whipped across my back, and every movement I made would make the sting even worse
 
2007-07-26 6:18:58 PM  
lerxst2112

Please tell me that's a photoshop... please...

I've been stung by jellyfish a few times... peeing on it doesn't really help. Unless you just like being peed on... then it helps distract you.

/Likes being peed on.
//Hot chicks only please.
 
2007-07-26 6:26:20 PM  
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Kari's been there, done that.
 
2007-07-26 6:29:11 PM  
depends on the type of jellyfish.

/would totally let Kari pee on me
 
2007-07-26 6:29:57 PM  
Next Headline=Wanted:Volunteers to pee on jellyfish stinging volunteers

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Approves
 
2007-07-26 6:30:09 PM  
Stung 3 days ago. Irritating as hell but not bad enough to stop surfing. Sting mellowed out later in the evening so no biggie. Just the price for riding 4 foot summer slop.

Been stung in the right eye. Had to go to the doc for special eye drops. $500 dollar visit but worth twice the price; those eye drops mellowed that one out after a day. Don't think that cream would have helped in that circumstance.

Sunscreen from Norway? Must work pretty good since they're all kind of pale anyways. Try it on Kauai...
 
Azu
2007-07-26 6:30:15 PM  
I'd do it. It sounds cool.
 
2007-07-26 6:31:07 PM  
An Evil Monkey: toddalmighty: Carrie Byron pix, puleeeze!

All the Kari Byron pics you want here. (new window)


Do you mean the one from FHM with the lab coat? It is real.
 
2007-07-26 6:38:09 PM  
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"Yeah, I'll take the one in the middle with unagi, avocado, ebi and hamachi in a hand roll with special sauce."
 
2007-07-26 6:39:47 PM  
An Evil Monkey: Do you mean the one from FHM with the lab coat? It is real.

No... turn safe search off...
 
2007-07-26 6:41:09 PM  
Aevum:

Please tell me that's a photoshop... please...




It probably is, but its very cool to look at and imagine if a jellyfish was that big.
/would probably shiat myself if I ran into a jellyfish that big.
 
2007-07-26 6:49:28 PM  
This article made me consider the levels of physical pain I have experienced.

Ever since I had a monster kidney stone experience, I realized that most levels of physical pain are not so bad.

I have been stung by jellyfish, and it did sting, but it was nothing compared to a monster kidney stone, and I survived that (not saying that I would volunteer for the kidney stone again, though). The level of pain from kidney stone is deep, compared to sting of jellyfish, which is basically on the surface of your skin.

And BTW, after the stone operation, in the post-surgery room, a female nurse told me that she had experienced both child-birth and kidney stone, and she assured me the kidney stone is much more painful than childbirth.

So . . . altogether, as far as painfulness goes, jellyfish sting isn't nothing if you've lived through kidney stone. To volunteer for that level of pain though, I'd want a little more than three bottles of sun-screen. A few hundred bucks at least, plus the added benefit of knowing I did it to the benefit of my fellow man (cause I'm sure the sunscreen makers will be benefiting to the tune of some major bucks).
 
2007-07-26 7:01:19 PM  
R Kelly is waiting for the next call for volunteers.
 
2007-07-26 7:07:37 PM  
Kid Mojo: An Evil Monkey: Do you mean the one from FHM with the lab coat? It is real.

No... turn safe search off...


Ahh! I'm at work. No i'm curious.

zoomddy: An Evil Monkey

All the Kari Byron pics you want here.

No, no, no Evil Monkey, that is nowhere NEAR all the Kari Byron pics I want . . . unless you've hidden the one where she is wearing a licorice bikini and high heels, standing on Angelina Jolie's neck screaming that she's a bad, bad donkey.

THEN you'll have all the pics I can want

*sigh*


Vivid imagination you have there.
 
2007-07-26 7:09:09 PM  
I'd do it if it were here in the States. It'd make for a good story.

"Once, I signed up to be stung by jellyfish... on purpose... while sober."

-c
 
2007-07-26 7:10:16 PM  
Kari Byron. I would leave it in her to rot.
 
2007-07-26 7:17:00 PM  
I've had a 5" stingray barb in the meat of my forearm, and jellyfish sting across the back of the neck. The stingray was FAR more painful, not because of the stab wound, but because of the neurotoxins.

\bled for 9 hours, too.
\\got lots of looks when we went to Chili's for dinner.
 
2007-07-26 7:19:14 PM  
I suggest they put up fliers around the nearest college campus. Near the frats. They should also include the line "Steve-O would do it."
 
2007-07-26 7:20:58 PM  
Volunteer for three bottles of sunscreen - no thanks I will pass
Volunteer to be stung for $50.00 - I will think about it but the answer is probably no.
Volunteer to be stung by a jellyfish for $1000.00 - Where do I sign up.

It is all about the incentives
 
2007-07-26 7:22:56 PM  
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2007-07-26 7:23:06 PM  
This thread is useless without more pics of Kari Byron.
 
2007-07-26 7:32:05 PM  
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HAWT
 
2007-07-26 7:43:15 PM  
Mr. Anon

i came here to say I'd do it if hot chicks peed on me.

I had no idea so many Germans posted on Fark.

yoyopro

This article made me consider the levels of physical pain I have experienced.

Mine was when I blew out a disc in my lower back,,, for the second time. That night I passed out from the pain whilst taking a piss, hit the floor like a sack of shiat. Good stuff.
 
2007-07-26 8:05:14 PM  
They failed to mention they're using box jellyfish. It's a one-zap deal.
 
2007-07-26 8:36:47 PM  
I think Fear Factor is offering a better deal.
 
OMO
2007-07-26 8:48:48 PM  
yoyopro: This article made me consider the levels of physical pain I have experienced.

Ever since I had a monster kidney stone experience, I realized that most levels of physical pain are not so bad.

I have been stung by jellyfish, and it did sting, but it was nothing compared to a monster kidney stone, and I survived that (not saying that I would volunteer for the kidney stone again, though). The level of pain from kidney stone is deep, compared to sting of jellyfish, which is basically on the surface of your skin.

And BTW, after the stone operation, in the post-surgery room, a female nurse told me that she had experienced both child-birth and kidney stone, and she assured me the kidney stone is much more painful than childbirth.

So . . . altogether, as far as painfulness goes, jellyfish sting isn't nothing if you've lived through kidney stone. To volunteer for that level of pain though, I'd want a little more than three bottles of sun-screen. A few hundred bucks at least, plus the added benefit of knowing I did it to the benefit of my fellow man (cause I'm sure the sunscreen makers will be benefiting to the tune of some major bucks).


We should start a club. We can call it...The People Who Thought Jellyfish Stingers Were Painful Until We Got a Kidneystone Club.

Female X-Ray-tech said the same thing to me...she had two kids and one kidneystone...she said the kids were a breeze compared to the kidneystone...plus when you are done "birthing" a kidneystone...you get a rock and some nasty-ass colored pee that freakin scares the shiat out of you.
 
2007-07-26 8:51:17 PM  
I think its hot if a guy volunteered for this. Any adult male who volunteered for this gets an A+ in my book.
 
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