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(Some Guy)   Lindsey Lohan's lawyer gives her advice: "Whatever you have done in the past, do a 360-degree turn and go the other way." You know, that sure explains a lot   (statesman.com) divider line
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strangeguitar
2007-07-26 4:23:57 PM  
Great lawyer.
Do a 360 right back into that pile of coke and spermicide.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2007-07-26 4:25:03 PM  
Anthony Quinn's character in Last Action Hero practically said the SAME DAMN THING to the main villain.

Criminy...
 
CravenMorehead
2007-07-26 4:28:33 PM  
Actually if you do a 360 and then go the other way you are headed in the opposite direction. Just sayin'.
 
Nabb1
2007-07-26 4:28:56 PM  
Lawyers are generally not known for mathematical prowess, but come on, Counselor.
 
zobear
2007-07-26 4:31:05 PM  
I'm no geometrician, nor do I play one on the Intertubes, but wouldn't a 360° turn point Ms. Lohan in the same direction?

/why is this waste of oxygen still in the news?
 
mryoop789
2007-07-26 4:31:18 PM  
CravenMorehead: Actually if you do a 360 and then go the other way you are headed in the opposite direction. Just sayin'.

Right, right. Going the opposite direction is the main thing. Doing the 360 first is just to jazz things up a bit.
 
Nogrhi [OhFark]
2007-07-26 4:34:40 PM  
mryoop789: Doing the 360 first is just to jazz things up a bit.

oh great.... it's the hokey pokey.
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2007-07-26 4:36:28 PM  
She's actually recommending Lindsay become a "spinner," in the parlance of our times.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2007-07-26 4:39:50 PM  
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Cut me some slack!
I was too f**king stupid for med school.
 
clanque
2007-07-26 4:41:30 PM  
He didn't say "Simon says."
 
whidbey
2007-07-26 4:44:04 PM  
She should be ordered by a court to be treated like a normal person.

No entourages, no cell phone calls every five minutes, no actress trappings.

Because she really isn't one right now. She's just a f*ckup. Like a lot of people.
 
robsul82
2007-07-26 4:45:51 PM  
I had no idea Jason Kidd was a practicing attorney in the offseason.
 
zobear
2007-07-26 4:53:49 PM  
CravenMorehead Actually if you do a 360 and then go the other way you are headed in the opposite direction. Just sayin'.

I just tried this in the safety and comfort of my own home. I was walking, then I turned 360°, and ended up walking in the same direction.

I think if you're in a car, and you approach, for example, a roundabout, and drive 360°, you'd be heading back the other way...

:)
 
popo1
2007-07-26 5:03:03 PM  
Mother may I?
 
Zednought
2007-07-26 5:09:00 PM  
Lawyer knew what he/she was doing....More billable hours coming right up!
 
secretagentwang
2007-07-26 6:07:40 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Anthony Quinn's character in Last Action Hero practically said the SAME DAMN THING to the main villain.

Yes! All I wanted was for someone else to make that connection, but be the 1st to admit that they knew that movie that well. Thank you.
 
lordargent
2007-07-26 6:09:39 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff : She's actually recommending Lindsay become a "spinner," in the parlance of our times.

go the other way == stick it in her pooper
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2007-07-26 6:57:02 PM  
secretagentwang: Yes! All I wanted was for someone else to make that connection, but be the 1st to admit that they knew that movie that well. Thank you.

*chuckles*

Hey, it's not a problem - I'm well-versed in Ahnuld Film Studies. I have no shame.
 
KernLead
2007-07-26 7:40:28 PM  
Yogi Berra is practing law now?
 
lindseyp
2007-07-26 7:40:29 PM  
Two wrongs don't make a right.

... but three lefts do.


/just sayin'
 
StopArrestingMe
2007-07-26 7:42:19 PM  
She already did a 360. She got arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine, went to rehab, came out and got arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
 
HoodCrowd
2007-07-26 7:43:28 PM  
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// from here Learn
 
RockIsDead
2007-07-26 7:43:50 PM  
lindseyp: Two wrongs don't make a right.

... but three lefts do.

Not in New Jersey.

This thread is making me dizzy.
 
unit63
2007-07-26 7:43:56 PM  
Reading comprehension, anyone? It was not her lawyer that said these things. Her lawyer is Blair Berk, this quote came from some random L.A. attorney interviewed for the article.

So really, the big story here is, "Man Interviewed for Celebrity News Article." Thanks!
 
whiteylexus
2007-07-26 7:44:05 PM  
FAIL

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Aevum
2007-07-26 7:44:47 PM  
zobear [TotalFark]
I just tried this in the safety and comfort of my own home. I was walking, then I turned 360°, and ended up walking in the same direction.

I think you may have missed the order of operations. You see the 360 comes first. Since a 360 is the same as a 0 as far as which direction you end up heading it self cancels. The important part is the "go the other way" modifier. So if you were going north and went 360 and went the other way, you'd be going south. Or you could just toss out the 360, start out going north, go the other way, and end up going south.

/Or the lawyer is just a moran
//agree with those who think it's "stick it in her pooper" time.
 
Nick Nostril
2007-07-26 7:45:24 PM  
Math whiz lawyer. Whodathunkit?
 
Zlater
2007-07-26 7:50:00 PM  
Actally.. If I read that quote correctly... It was coming from the DA drug counselor, not the lawyer.

and if I may editorialize for just a moment... Why must society continue to try and stop these coked up junkie party wh***'s? I say, keep em outta rehab.. let em party it up.. It just gives a few of us a chance... Just take away thier licenses and bus em to the parties... They have the money... Please.. Think of the sexual predators and date rapists.. They need love too. ( Except for pedophiles. They need court sanctioned blunt object sodomy punishment ).

Thank you.

/hates that he kinda defended a lawyer.
 
HoodCrowd
2007-07-26 7:51:10 PM  
whiteylexus

Mine is better
 
AngryWhiteMale
2007-07-26 7:51:10 PM  
Was he an Aggie navigator?
 
zvoidx
2007-07-26 7:51:57 PM  
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Alyna_jf
2007-07-26 7:52:19 PM  
Who's Lindsey Lohan?
 
theorellior
2007-07-26 7:54:24 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: She's actually recommending Lindsay become a "spinner," in the parlance of our times.

New shiat has come to light! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?
 
rodeofrog
2007-07-26 7:54:29 PM  
She doesn't need rehab. She just needs someone to drive her around and hold her shiat for her. I'll send her a resume.
 
unicron702
2007-07-26 7:55:07 PM  
Conversation geometry is hard.
 
whuggy
2007-07-26 7:56:21 PM  
I think he meant it as a screwdriver. Even if you're facing the same direction, you are at a different level.
 
fappomatic
2007-07-26 7:56:21 PM  
At work, we started a Lindsey Lohan Dead Pool.

I'm giving her til February to off herself by Gillette. My office mate gives her 3 months and death by overdose.

Any takers? Buck a square!
 
Spartapuss
2007-07-26 7:56:33 PM  
-Lindsey Lohan is a brilliant actress with lots of well-thought,
practical ideas. She's ensuring the financial security of this company. Oh, yes, and her personal hygiene is above reproach.
 
Darth Invictus
2007-07-26 7:58:02 PM  
"Whatever you have done in the past, do a 360-degree turn and go the other way."

Heh heh heh... Dumbass lawyer. If she does a 360 and keeps on going, it'll be the mother of all "E! True Hollywood Stories".
 
Frosty_Icehole
2007-07-26 8:00:22 PM  
The celebrity spin deke?

Methinks she needs to be concentrating more on a clapshot than a slapshot.
 
Spartapuss
2007-07-26 8:02:39 PM  
Methinks she needs to be concentrating more on a clapshot than a slapshot

Wasn't there already a snapshot on Slashdot?
 
Iczer
2007-07-26 8:03:53 PM  
The dumbassed-ness of that advice hits home for me really well. Back in high school, during orchestra (yes, I play/played the viola, great way to get into a class with a lot of hot orchestra chicks BTW) we'd have a substitute every once and a while that would say the exact same thing to some people.

I, one day, tried to correct him and he didn't know what I was talking about.
 
freddyfourfingers
2007-07-26 8:06:10 PM  
strangeguitar: Great lawyer.
Do a 360 right back into that pile of coke and spermicide.

Ok spermicide is bad.. but the other mentioned thingy there... that's the good stuff.
 
RockIsDead
2007-07-26 8:07:21 PM  
img67.imageshack.us
 
GimpyNip
2007-07-26 8:08:18 PM  
Show some respect for the dead and at least spell her name right! Got it, submidiot?
 
Doomed
2007-07-26 8:11:01 PM  
I think her best work has been on Robot Chicken, and I sincerely hope she continues on her current path so I can see more of the same.
 
Crunch_n_Munch
2007-07-26 8:11:24 PM  
Stop breaking the law azzhole!

/Liar, Liar
//First time slasher
 
BOTAK
2007-07-26 8:11:44 PM  
360, 180 or 720 As long as that direction is into hardcore porn, I'm ok with it...
 
i.am.a.dark.man
2007-07-26 8:16:55 PM  
I would enjoy doing a lot of her drugs and then sticking it in her pooper. Tell me, is she into crystal meth yet?
 
i guess i took the blue pill
2007-07-26 8:16:55 PM  
sometimes rehab doesn't take.

because some chicks really like their cocaine.
...and booze.
...and then to go driving.
 
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