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(NYPost)   Nancy Grace breaks foot. Reports say it was not into someone's ass   (nypost.com) divider line
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2007-07-25 10:28:35 AM  
I'll give that a +0.9, with a 0.1 deduction for the missing apostrophe.
 
2007-07-25 10:33:48 AM  
Was it in her mouth? Again?
 
2007-07-25 10:37:13 AM  
Obviously, she needs to wear shoes with more ankle support when she's out stomping testicles.
 
2007-07-25 10:37:54 AM  
She tripped over her ego.
 
2007-07-25 10:39:54 AM  
HEADLINE News anchor Nancy Grace, who's four months pregnant


.......too scared to finish the article
 
2007-07-25 10:41:28 AM  
I'm too afraid of her to say anything bad about her.
 
2007-07-25 10:47:47 AM  
mryoop789: I'm too afraid of her to say anything bad about her.

This. That biatch is pure evil.
 
2007-07-25 11:05:27 AM  
Kyosuke: She tripped over her ego.

Winner
 
2007-07-25 11:37:32 AM  
That poor child will have her as a mother.

There is no God.

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2007-07-25 11:56:42 AM  
How do we know that it wasn't a guilty Duke lacrosse player that broke her foot?
 
2007-07-25 12:43:35 PM  
Ah, I wonder who planted his seed in her.
 
2007-07-25 1:30:01 PM  
NewportBarGuy: Was it in her mouth? Again?

Came here to say that.
 
2007-07-25 1:30:47 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2007-07-25 1:30:53 PM  
She's pregnant? Unpossible! I'd be shrinking like a scared turtle.
 
2007-07-25 1:31:16 PM  
Huh, i guess they'll have to find a blacksmith to re-shoe her.
 
2007-07-25 1:32:04 PM  
"That's a mandible, baby."
 
2007-07-25 1:32:39 PM  
Moloth: Huh, i guess they'll have to find a blacksmith to re-shoe her.

THIS with a side order of LOL
 
2007-07-25 1:33:07 PM  
Moloth: Huh, i guess they'll have to find a blacksmith to re-shoe her.

This.
 
2007-07-25 1:33:10 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Ah, I wonder who what planted his its seed in her.

FTFY.
 
2007-07-25 1:33:28 PM  
FTA-

Grace "missed a step going down some stairs and broke three mandible bones in her foot,"

she MUST have had it in her mouth! haha

wonderful!
 
2007-07-25 1:33:36 PM  
Broke 3 mandible bones in her foot?

Hmm. No mention of a "foot mandible bone" in any of my medical texts
 
2007-07-25 1:33:41 PM  
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"Has someone been using my lucky show pen? Yeaaah...It feels light."
 
2007-07-25 1:33:43 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Ah, I wonder who planted his seed in her.

Was it... Satan?
 
2007-07-25 1:34:03 PM  
The_Sponge: I'd hit it.

We'll say nice things about you at your funeral.
 
2007-07-25 1:34:14 PM  
Oh good lord, who let this farking spawn of hell mate?

This will not end well.
 
2007-07-25 1:34:29 PM  
mryoop789:I'm too afraid of her to say anything bad about her.

I'm not. How's this?

Who knows, perhaps the break will become infected, she'll get gangrene and have to get the foot amputated or better yet she might just die? One could only hope.
 
2007-07-25 1:35:16 PM  
That woman is evil and vicious. She represents every thing that is unholy and impure. That is why I watch out of curiosity.

/like a donkey show
 
2007-07-25 1:35:35 PM  
austinradiogod: That poor child will have her as a mother.

There is no God.


Twins, even. Imagine being a teenager with a 60-year-old egotistical hag for a mom.

Do not want.
 
2007-07-25 1:35:36 PM  
"A GRACE-FUL FALL BREAKS NANCY'S FOOT"

That headline writer needs to be dragged behind a truck.
 
2007-07-25 1:35:56 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Ah, I wonder who planted his seed in her.

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2007-07-25 1:36:11 PM  
Moloth: Huh, i guess they'll have to find a blacksmith to re-shoe her.

Cows don't wear horseshoes.

Besides the fact that blacksmiths don't shoe horses anyway, those people are called Ferriers.

The more you know.
 
2007-07-25 1:36:20 PM  
Maybe they mean metatarsal bones instead of mandible bones.
 
2007-07-25 1:36:24 PM  
Yeah I'd hit it... just like Jeff Gillooly whacked Nancy Kerrigan
 
2007-07-25 1:37:20 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Didn't you feel cold and a little sad when you realized someone more shameless than she exists?
 
2007-07-25 1:37:34 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Ah, I wonder who planted his seed in her.

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2007-07-25 1:37:52 PM  
Someone punched her in the mouth?
 
2007-07-25 1:38:52 PM  
Well we can all hope that she dies during child birth and be rid of her once and for all.

/Don't need a ticket I'm already there
//I fly the plane
///Satan's my co-pilot
 
2007-07-25 1:40:16 PM  
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If looks could kill...

I'd hold up a mirror
 
2007-07-25 1:41:06 PM  
This thread is getting off on the right foot.
 
2007-07-25 1:42:26 PM  
I once slid a lump of coal into her arse. In two minutes I had the Hope Diamond. She then glared at the diamond until it shattered into a million fiery pieces.

/I love her.
//Never want to be on her bad side.
 
2007-07-25 1:42:57 PM  
I'm surprised she broke her foot by shoving it into her mouth. I mean, her head's been up her ass for years, and she has yet to visit a chiropractor.
 
2007-07-25 1:43:07 PM  
Five is Right Out: Moloth: Huh, i guess they'll have to find a blacksmith to re-shoe her.

Cows don't wear horseshoes.

Besides the fact that blacksmiths don't shoe horses anyway, those people are called Ferriers.

The more you know.


Actually, Charon was a ferrier. The people who shoe horses are farriers.

The more you know, indeed.

/And Nancy Grace is a disgusting cow
 
2007-07-25 1:43:13 PM  
Billy Ligue: Yeah I'd hit it... just like Jeff Gillooly whacked Nancy Kerrigan

okay, correction..

Yeah I'd hit it... just like Jeff Gillooly Shane Stant whacked Nancy Kerrigan
 
2007-07-25 1:43:52 PM  
The_Sponge: I'd hit it.

You know, she has sex Mantis style

meaning she eats your head off right before sex and carries your body around in her, like a praying mantis
 
2007-07-25 1:44:39 PM  
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She must have run into this guy
 
2007-07-25 1:44:43 PM  
GreatNOD: You know, she has sex Mantis style

For part of a season, and then she's cancelled?
 
2007-07-25 1:45:38 PM  
FTA: And viewers have been none-the-wiser, since her tootsies are hidden under her anchor desk.

Thank you New York Post, for that peice of hard hitting journalism.

Also, I think she broke it will jumping on a pile of babies. What, prove she didn't!
 
2007-07-25 1:45:41 PM  
"Slipped" while on vacation. Yeah right. Her kid is going to have fetal alcohol syndrome.
 
2007-07-25 1:46:03 PM  
You mean somebody had sex with Nancy "Medussa" Grace. Did she eat the poor guy when they were done?
 
2007-07-25 1:46:25 PM  
The mandible (from Latin mandibŭla, "jawbone") or inferior maxillary bone is, together with the maxilla, the largest and strongest bone of the face. It forms the lower jaw and holds the lower teeth in place.

And, apparently, Nancy Grace has three of them in one of her feet.
 
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