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(bostonherald.com)   Pizzaria burglars ask hostages to tie them up when police arrive unexpectedly   ( www2.bostonherald.com) divider line
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2002-09-07 11:26:40 AM  
did the police arrest the hostages ?
2002-09-07 11:26:51 AM  
Sure. That'll work.
2002-09-07 11:27:58 AM  
Shoot the hostage....
2002-09-07 11:28:50 AM  
Make that a large Doh!
2002-09-07 11:29:33 AM  
I wish this had a video...that'd be great.
2002-09-07 11:30:46 AM  
These guys give armed robbery a bad name.
2002-09-07 11:30:55 AM  
oh man, these guys give criminals a bad name.
2002-09-07 11:31:32 AM  
damn you Jjorsett 10 seconds!!!!!
2002-09-07 11:33:10 AM  
i don't know why this made me laff my fuggin ass off but it did

guess im not drunk enuff yet
2002-09-07 11:34:31 AM  
Sorry, Keylock. Let's both take credit.
2002-09-07 11:34:55 AM  
2002-09-07 11:36:36 AM  
Jjorsett - let's just call them a couple o'tools and leave it at that : )
2002-09-07 11:38:46 AM  
dumbass aint even close enough
2002-09-07 11:40:40 AM  
The tables turned when alleged pizza perps Johnathan Ortega and Miguel Angel Correa, while waiting for a time-delayed lock on the Hyde Park Avenue restaurant's safe to open, let one hostage walk out if he promised not to call the cops.

umm. dumbfarks. what the hell were they thinking??
2002-09-07 11:41:42 AM  
"It's not really a brains kind of operation"
2002-09-07 11:45:34 AM  
but since we all know that an unopened Pizza Hut has hundreds of thousands of dollars in the safe, i think it was a worthy gamble

2002-09-07 11:48:58 AM  
"His hands were tied behind his back with a telephone cord, he said, but he was also given a hand towel to rest his face on.
now that is attention to details...
2002-09-07 11:57:03 AM  
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Wonder why they can't hold down a job ?
I think pizza pizza is hiring .
2002-09-07 12:11:23 PM  
Farked already.

2002-09-07 12:20:26 PM  
This is too good. "Ok, we'll let you go... but don't call the police." Police arrive. "Ok, we'll let you go... but tell them we're hostages, too" They get arrested.

That's the Reader's digest of the story.
Oh, and 2 of the 3 guys in the store had the last name Correa, which made the second or third paragraph rather confusing.
2002-09-07 12:21:30 PM  
er, make "let you go" = "let one hostage go"
2002-09-07 12:37:29 PM  
you don't disrespect the pizzaria!
2002-09-07 12:41:20 PM  
They'll be back on the street in no time.
Hooray for the American justice system!
2002-09-07 01:15:29 PM  
"The tables turned when alleged pizza perps Johnathan Ortega and Miguel Angel Correa"

50 bucks says they are illegal aliens. time so shut the borders down NOW.
2002-09-07 01:19:43 PM  
50 bucks says they are illegal aliens. time so shut the borders down NOW.

Yeh, because real americans, never, ever commit crimes.
2002-09-07 01:19:56 PM  
[image from images.countingdown.com too old to be available]

Pizza Hut got the promotional bid for this flick?
2002-09-07 01:21:57 PM  
Sounds like the fighters in Afganistan. When you know you're on the losing team, switch sides...
2002-09-07 01:26:44 PM  
can we at leas make an attempt to learn to spell. let fark be at a little intellligent. I mean, hell, the 50,000th got photoshopped the other day.
2002-09-07 01:30:05 PM  
"let fark be at a little intellligent."

well said
2002-09-07 01:57:59 PM  
I don't like the idea of eating at a place where one of the managers thinks it's OK to bring in his dog.
2002-09-07 02:39:45 PM  

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2002-09-07 02:48:36 PM  
Usualy the pizza guys charge extra if they tie you up.
2002-09-07 03:24:29 PM  
"Give me the guns, and I'll pretend to be the robber!"

"Great idea, here you go!"

2002-09-07 03:25:54 PM  
"Yeah, tie me up and...let's see. Spank me. When the cops arrive, just tell them it's a weird Pizza-bondage thing."
2002-09-07 09:41:23 PM  
Should it not have read "In pizzeria, hostages tie burglars up"? Like the run-into-the-ground switcheroo fark joke?
2002-09-07 10:01:01 PM  
"Sounds like the fighters in Afganistan. When you know you're on the losing team, switch sides..."

Also like most newbies in Counter-Strike.
2002-09-08 01:35:46 PM  
Y'know, one asshat has to ruin it for the rest of us... Now next time those guys burgle a pizza joint, they're not gonna let someone go meet their girlfriend. :(
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