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1996 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2001 at 8:18 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-18 08:28:55 AM  
2001-07-18 08:50:45 AM  
"Son,,you've got a panty on your head."

I love the 'escaped to a cornfield' ploy. Unless you are very skinny and very green, odds are, you'll get caught.
2001-07-18 08:51:34 AM  
"Somtimes, I get the menstrual cramps reeaalll hard."
2001-07-18 08:55:27 AM  
"You're not just tellin us wut we wanna hear, are ya boy?"
2001-07-18 09:02:07 AM  
"...i'll take these Huggies here and,,whatever cash you have in the drawer. And hurry it up will ya', the wife's getting a little hot."
2001-07-18 09:03:03 AM  
That reminds me, you see, there's something wrong with my semen.
2001-07-18 09:23:18 AM  
"Well which is it? Freeze or git down on the floor, cause if I freeze I can't rightly get on the floor cause I'd be in motion."
2001-07-18 09:23:38 AM  
"not unless round is funny"
2001-07-18 10:03:11 AM  
"Well Hi, which one is it?"

"Nathan Jr. I think hun, I don't know, they're all good."
2001-07-18 10:27:48 AM  
What's funny is that anyone who hadn't seen that movie is thinking "What the fark are these people talking about?"

Of course that lady robbed the bank, she wouldn't want to have to get a JOB or anything, would she?
2001-07-18 10:51:47 AM  
Me and the boys are goin' out for a couple o' Coca Colas
2001-07-18 10:59:12 AM  
"... but the doctor explain that her insides were a rocky place where my seeds could find no purchase."
2001-07-18 11:15:33 AM  
*raises hand*

I have NO frigging clue what you are talking about.
2001-07-18 11:19:24 AM  
"I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that son' biatch Reagan in the White House."
2001-07-18 11:29:28 AM  
"No No NO not that Mother Scratcher...Bill Parker. Anyway they came upon this sperical object just a restin in the highway"
2001-07-18 11:30:31 AM  
"And I could not believe this woman who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley could possibly be barren, but ... "
2001-07-18 11:31:09 AM  
Prngr44 : You are missing out on a great film then.
2001-07-18 11:50:53 AM  
I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
2001-07-18 11:51:47 AM  
Is it just me, or could that "Lose 20 pounds by August 20th" add on this link be photoshopped REALLY easy.
2001-07-18 12:10:22 PM  
"we felt there was nothing left the prison system could offer us." or something like that
2001-07-18 12:17:30 PM  
"Yeah, Glen, Somebody oughta sell tickets."

"I'd buy one."
2001-07-18 12:22:43 PM  
Hold a second... Let me turn tyhe "Stupid" bulb up a couple thousand watts -
"``A teller in the bank recognized her and a search was started in the cornfield,'' he said."
So, she leaves court, holds up a bank she does business (If you want to call check floating a business) and hides in the corn.
Yup... The south Will Rise Again... As soon as they figure out which way is up.
2001-07-18 12:31:49 PM  
Woman writes bad check to pay off bank
2001-07-18 12:54:20 PM  
I believe the quotes are from 'Raising Arizona'.
2001-07-18 12:58:35 PM  
Here you go Falstaff:

[image from sistercharles.com too old to be available]
2001-07-18 01:06:55 PM  
"....and when there weren't no crawdads we ate sand."

"You ate what?"

"We ate sand."



AUNTBEA: And that's: ".....knock back a coupla Coca-Colas."
2001-07-18 01:27:51 PM  
I was wondering about that too. Leave the CH and rob the bank you wrote the bad check on? Yeah, I know the story didn't say that. Poetic license when abusing someone really stupid.

That's just as bad as the guy who stopped in the Quickstop store and robbed it, driving his company vehicle, wearing his company uniform with his name on the shirt....
2001-07-18 01:54:53 PM  
I always knew Bush was a perv
2001-07-18 05:58:08 PM  
"Turn to the RIGHT"
2001-07-18 11:13:49 PM  
Did I ever tell youse guyz that Pete Seger was a friend of mine? He's the guy that yodeled, whistled and picked "Goofing-off Suite", the theme song of "Raising Arizona".
2001-07-19 12:26:32 AM  
"Sometimes it's a hard world for little things."
2001-07-19 04:48:50 AM  
Now why didn't I think of that?? I'd have all my bills paid in one fell swoop... Too bad they'd be paid forever by the government afterwards. Techincally I've been paying for that anyway... but the thought of living in a box.. But aren't I living in a box now? Just goes round in circles..guess I'll save the bank robbery for later...
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