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(Fox News)   Jennifer Capriatti serves up shirtless striptease for Friends star in NYC night club.   ( divider line
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2002-09-06 11:08:53 AM  
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2002-09-06 11:23:29 AM  
Looks like she's back on the dope eh?
2002-09-06 12:52:52 PM  
I've never, never, never, never, ever thought I'd say this:

I wish I was Matthew Perry.
2002-09-06 12:53:03 PM  
The juice is loose.
2002-09-06 12:53:09 PM  
I guess she has to find some way to pay the bills after being bounced out of the US Open.
2002-09-06 12:53:14 PM  
Then she grabbed a microphone and sang karaoke

What a way to ruin a really hot moment.
2002-09-06 12:53:26 PM  
That's Matthew Perry DNA
2002-09-06 12:53:32 PM  
2002-09-06 12:54:58 PM  
Let me be the first to say: "That's a man, baby, yeaaaaah!"
2002-09-06 12:55:48 PM  
Who cares? It's not like she was topless.
2002-09-06 12:55:56 PM  
Could she *BE* any more shirtless?
2002-09-06 12:56:24 PM  
Oooohhh, she unbuttoned her shirt to reveal a sports bra!

How Brandy Chastain of her.

Someone at Fox News needs to get a better definition of striptease.
2002-09-06 12:56:38 PM  
kind of my ideal female - big, busty, brunette. but without the primadonnaishness and the substance abuse history. but she can bring her checkbook.
2002-09-06 12:56:51 PM  
I always thought Jennifer Capriati was a babe. Could you imagine having sex with a world class athlete like that? Just thinking about it makes me...ah crap !!!! Where is the kleenex?
2002-09-06 12:57:01 PM  
"We're not romantically involved. Jenny is just a really good friend who's a lot of fun to hang out with," Perry told The Post.

Wish my chick friends were this much "fun".
2002-09-06 12:57:05 PM  
I'd hit it, but not past the baseline or else I'll double fault .
2002-09-06 12:58:04 PM  
Kevyn good one.

Monica is sooo gonna kick her ass
2002-09-06 12:58:15 PM  
I'm still waiting for Anna to give us the "Money Shot"
2002-09-06 01:01:00 PM  
Womans Tennis wars.... Anna Kournikova started it with her cutie pie poses, the Williams sisters with their nipple belching tops, and now jennifer with her top shredding dance. Next up on the USA Network, nude womans tennis.
2002-09-06 01:01:49 PM  
Is that Bobby McFerrin next to her in the pic?

"Don't worry......"
2002-09-06 01:02:03 PM  
She vill crosh joo!

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I too have always had a thing for this babe. She could BREAK you with those thighs.
2002-09-06 01:02:47 PM  
Its good to know the foxnews picks through the unimportant news of the day, only bringing us things that we need to know
2002-09-06 01:02:50 PM  
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wow, how much more feminine can you get?
2002-09-06 01:03:42 PM  
What the hell is a 'nipple belching top'??
2002-09-06 01:05:18 PM  
Anyone up for a game of strip Mixed Doubles?
2002-09-06 01:08:03 PM  
Question and a comment:

- Why is it that tennis player "toe" is among the most frequently-spotted "toe?" (not that I'm complaining...)

- I always thought she was pretty hot. althetic chicks always look better in real clothes, too.
2002-09-06 01:08:08 PM  
Mommy, please make it stop.
2002-09-06 01:08:09 PM  
She looks like a man in those tennis photos. Though I'd still throw one in her.
2002-09-06 01:08:43 PM  
I'd hit it

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2002-09-06 01:08:44 PM  

I would so hit Matthew in a New York minute.

Lucky biatch.
2002-09-06 01:09:35 PM  
She has no waist.
2002-09-06 01:10:30 PM  
Unless shirtless=topless and article=picture, don't bother.
2002-09-06 01:11:14 PM  
>Stonegirl What the hell is a 'nipple belching top'??

Easiest way to find out if anyone reads any of my stupid posts.
2002-09-06 01:11:15 PM  
2002-09-06 01:11:49 PM  
Okay, now I'd really hit it

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2002-09-06 01:11:49 PM  
Anyone up for a game of "let's put a handful of marbles in my mouth and hold a press conference?"
2002-09-06 01:11:50 PM  
I draw the line when a womans biceps are bigger than her breasts. And she seems to have all the definition of a concrete block....I'd say she's about a 6 packer
2002-09-06 01:13:43 PM  
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2002-09-06 01:14:29 PM  
Gator8387: You do have a point!

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2002-09-06 01:14:59 PM  
I'd have to see her totally naked before I could hit it.
2002-09-06 01:17:48 PM  
Hot?!? When she smiles, it's all gums. I think she's John Elway's long lost daughter. Looks like a horse...built like one too. Matthew Perry must be getting desperate in his old age.
2002-09-06 01:19:56 PM  
Ol' Jen is a fun-loving gal.

But dumb as a stump. I'll pass.
2002-09-06 01:21:21 PM  
Burley women of tennis
Jenni got arms like a pro wrastler. Serena got junk in the trunk, big cans and shoulders like eddie george ...and how bout them little black shorts...eep . Some stressed fabric there.
Better be in shape to hop in the sack with one of them indeeed eddie murphy doing Mr. T said.." I'll flex my **** muscles and rip your di*k off"
2002-09-06 01:22:42 PM  
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"She is like a piece of iron."
2002-09-06 01:24:09 PM  
Can someone please explain to me why Jennifer Capriatti is "hot?" The evidence is as follows:

- She has no boobs to speak of, as Dirttracker pointed out
- She has no waist, as Gator8387 pointed out
- She suffers from the tragic congenital disease known as "noassatall."
- Her face bears a strong resemblance to a pre-beard Neil O'Donnell.

I think Gtthomas40 summed it up best.

I add her to my Sheryl Crow memorial list of Women That Guys Think Are Hot And I Can't For The Life Of Me Figure Out Why.
2002-09-06 01:25:33 PM  
Adonis beat me to the big-toothed quarterback comparison. (Although I still say she looks more like O'Donnell than Elway).
2002-09-06 01:26:51 PM  

Oh, you mean she was smokin' ?


Is this post borely? Sorry. I guess I've drunk too much barley.

I better get out of here before the burly guys beat me up for being so lame.
2002-09-06 01:27:41 PM  

Just out of curiosity, who else is on your "Cheryl Crow" list?
2002-09-06 01:28:18 PM  
i liked her better when she was a pothead.

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2002-09-06 01:31:33 PM  

Definitely looks more like Neil O'Donnell. Hadn't thought of that comparison. Good call.
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