Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bulldada Newsblog)   Church of the SubGenius MILF loses custody of her son (again) after a year-and-a-half legal battle, proving that even MILFs can't sway the court if they're the wrong religion   (modemac.com) divider line
    More: Asinine  
•       •       •

55835 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2007 at 9:10 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



212 Comments     (+0 »)


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2007-07-09 8:26:59 AM  
Cut her some slack!
/There's no "prob" with "Bob".
 
2007-07-09 8:31:23 AM  
Jeez somebody has no sense of humor.
 
2007-07-09 8:49:54 AM  
That's not how I read it but that whole page is a clusterfark anyway.
 
2007-07-09 8:56:48 AM  
I award the child to the father if his website doesn't look like it's from 1994.
 
2007-07-09 9:15:29 AM  
Check out her myspace profile pic comments...

"I bet Rock Stars fall in love with you often"

"u have pretty eyes and sexy lips! i do what ever u wanted! bring it lol! "

and "and why are you single...?? "


/hey, BOB >>> L.Ron Hubbard
 
2007-07-09 9:15:41 AM  
13 0 13
 
2007-07-09 9:16:17 AM  
I like to think the Church of the SubGenius website is awful-looking on purpose. You know, to parody those nutbars out there who think they're Jesus or something and make a site in <font size=5> and ALL CAPS.
 
2007-07-09 9:19:58 AM  
Hell, I'd tell her to forget that kid, I'll help her make some new ones.
 
2007-07-09 9:20:48 AM  
What the hell...

I came here for the MILF pics

someone get to work
 
2007-07-09 9:22:32 AM  
I'm having a hard time believing this isn't a joke.
 
2007-07-09 9:23:36 AM  
Farked.
 
2007-07-09 9:24:10 AM  
ITT the government takes your kid away because you like to go to parties.
 
Rat
2007-07-09 9:25:10 AM  
God hates their server.

©
 
2007-07-09 9:26:44 AM  
Link's farked ...
 
2007-07-09 9:27:42 AM  
what does this even mean?
 
2007-07-09 9:28:28 AM  
It's definitely not a joke. Since the site appears to have gone down due to the Fark effect, here are some links:

PDFs of the court documents: http://www.box.net/shared/eruimij43v

Summary of the case, published in March 2007: http://www.pressbox.com/detailed/Legal/SubGenius_Cult_Mother_Fights_For_Child_Cu stody_109781.html

Legal donations page: http://www.pledgie.com/campaigns/90
 
2007-07-09 9:28:58 AM  
pathetic rears its ugly head
 
2007-07-09 9:30:00 AM  
that rear doesn't look pathetic to me
 
2007-07-09 9:31:26 AM  
I'd plunder it.
 
2007-07-09 9:32:33 AM  
I'm sorry but if the pic that Xerxes99 posted is her, that is NOT a milf. I'm sorry but she is not good looking at all and for you people saying she does, wow I didn't know standards could go that low. But then again, I'm talking to a bunch of farkers.
 
2007-07-09 9:35:31 AM  
Knees too sharp huh?
 
2007-07-09 9:36:31 AM  
that was a really great article farked.
 
2007-07-09 9:37:35 AM  
Followup: just Google her real name, Rachel Bevilacqua, and you'll get a lot of info. Also, check out these published newspaper articles:

http://www.buffalobeast.com/96/subgenius.custody.htm
http://www.buffalobeast.com/97/subgenius.update.htm
http://www.freetimes.com/stories/14/6/perversion-of-judgement

And:

http://griperblade.blogspot.com/2006/06/ny-judge-finds-mom-unfunny.html
 
2007-07-09 9:37:49 AM  
Omarion: She's not fat and she looks like fun. Not the prettiest face but then, I'm no prize either.
 
2007-07-09 9:38:41 AM  
I'm sorry but if the pic that Xerxes99 posted is her, that is NOT a milf. I'm sorry but she is not good looking at all and for you people saying she does, wow I didn't know standards could go that low. But then again, I'm talking to a bunch of farkers.

Ladies and gentleman, I didn't know we had the honor of being the presence of Brad Pitt! He didn't say he's Brad Pitt, but Mr. Pitt is one of the only people that can actually bag a real super model so often that he could be this pompous.

Welcome to Fark, Mr. Pitt!
 
2007-07-09 9:39:41 AM  
jmason.orgView Full Size


We needs us a Revival!
 
2007-07-09 9:39:54 AM  
Omarion
I'm sorry but if the pic that Xerxes99 posted is her, that is NOT a milf. I'm sorry but she is not good looking at all and for you people saying she does, wow I didn't know standards could go that low. But then again, I'm talking to a bunch of farkers.

Be real. If it's not hideously deformed, or grossly overweight, it's going to get farked. You might not what to show her to your friends, but you're going to fark her, and probably go back for 2nd and 3rds.
 
2007-07-09 9:40:00 AM  
I'm Bob Dobbs, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-07-09 9:40:19 AM  
"MILF"... whoa, that is all the headline needed. Spare your keyboard smitty, just type MILF and we will click the link.
 
2007-07-09 9:41:47 AM  
Proving once again that justice cannot be found in the court of an ultra religious person.

The honourless twat of a judge should be disbarred for his flagrant misconduct. Because the victim of his pogram is not of an Abrahamic sect, nobody is interested in censuring Judge Taliban.

To Judge Taliban:

Your Dishonour,

You court is nothing but contemptible. You have no honour or integrity and you have proven that a fanatic is incapable of seeing the world in the manner neccesary for a judge.
 
2007-07-09 9:42:17 AM  
fark Em If They Can't Take A Joke!

/give me slack or kill me!
 
2007-07-09 9:42:22 AM  
Sounds like her life is 'Burning Man' 24/7. I think that kid already has the genes for crazy. I know people who grew up in Berkeley communes; they aren't totaly farked-up, but the hole in her record isn't in the middle, if ya catch my meaning, if ya get my drift?
 
2007-07-09 9:44:48 AM  
 
2007-07-09 9:45:08 AM  
According to the July '07 Decision in revmodemac's link, the boy wants to live with his dad, and IMHO 11 years old is old enough to make that call.
 
2007-07-09 9:48:00 AM  
oh god, are we going to have to actually EXPLAIN the Church of the Sub-Genius to FARKERS?!? Use your tubes!!

/i thought nothing was obscure
 
2007-07-09 9:48:41 AM  
BrknPhoenix:
Ladies and gentleman, I didn't know we had the honor of being the presence of Brad Pitt! He didn't say he's Brad Pitt, but Mr. Pitt is one of the only people that can actually bag a real super model so often that he could be this pompous.

Welcome to Fark, Mr. Pitt!


I'm sorry that you live in some redneck town where jabba the hut looks appealing but I would say 50% of the women walking down my street everyday look much much better than her.
 
2007-07-09 9:49:12 AM  
i20.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2007-07-09 9:49:31 AM  
The story began when Magdalen and her husband, Lord Jesus Christ had a domestic dispute.

I...well...ok but...sure.

This seems like a family that will have a place on Fark for many generations.
 
2007-07-09 9:49:45 AM  
Egon Spengler: oh god, are we going to have to actually EXPLAIN the Church of the Sub-Genius to FARKERS?!? Use your tubes!!

First I've heard of it

 
2007-07-09 9:49:55 AM  
Hubby is a Subgenius and has met some of th players. He thinks the mom is cool and the dad is a jerk and his living situation isn't the greatest so the boy may be better off with mom.
 
2007-07-09 9:50:54 AM  
Couple of more MILFy pic of her.

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)
 
2007-07-09 9:50:57 AM  
No funny comment or dogma here. This, plain and simply, sucks.
 
2007-07-09 9:51:17 AM  
Following GreadNOD's link, we come across this NSFW set of pics: She's on the right I think (pops)

Click forward on the set to go blind.

/You were warned.
 
2007-07-09 9:51:42 AM  
Yup. Still Farked.
 
2007-07-09 9:53:04 AM  
I don't care what religion a MILF is. As long as she's hot and her kid isn't around, I'd hit it.
 
2007-07-09 9:53:40 AM  
Not so MILF pic

Link (pops)
 
2007-07-09 9:54:30 AM  
Omarion: I'm sorry but she is not good looking at all and for you people saying she does, wow I didn't know standards could go that low.

Friend, you don't even know. I can personally assure you that Ms. Bevilacqua is a very comely woman, and I'm sorry if a cellphone picture taken outdoors in the dark does not live up to your exacting standards.

More importantly... VASTLY more importantly, the damn government is taking away her kid to give him to a trailer-park Christian jackass on welfare. Why? Well read this (pops).
 
2007-07-09 9:55:13 AM  
to read a farked link, just go to google, type the link in: http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Reverend_Magdalen
then click on the cache link, and you'll find google's most recent live copy of the link

/I have to explain google to farkers?
 
2007-07-09 9:59:23 AM  
Nice to know a judge can still separate a mother and child because his invisible friend told him so.
 
2007-07-09 10:00:08 AM  
Hickory-smoked: Friend, you don't even know. I can personally assure you that Ms. Bevilacqua is a very comely woman, and I'm sorry if a cellphone picture taken outdoors in the dark does not live up to your exacting standards.

More importantly... VASTLY more importantly, the damn government is taking away her kid to give him to a trailer-park Christian jackass on welfare. Why? Well read this (pops).


I don't believe she should have her kid taken away. However, in the argument of "Hot or not" this chick is average at best and looking through the X-Day event pictures in question I have never been more confident in my life that all these people were beat numerous times as a child. Talk about Loserville, U.S.A.
 
Displayed 50 of 212 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.