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(Some Guy)   Sept. 5 is National Penis Day in New Zealand   ( divider line
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7453 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Sep 2002 at 11:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-05 11:41:27 AM  
2002-09-05 11:41:44 AM  
Hooray! I have one!
2002-09-05 11:42:49 AM  
I will celebrate National Penis Day by getting a lapdance at the Foxy Lady in Providence.
2002-09-05 11:43:20 AM  
Ok, when's National Vagina Day?

Thought this was funny Volunteers will be out on the streets distributing packs of condoms and chocolate penises.
What happens if you put the condoms on the chocolate penises? Errgh...
2002-09-05 11:43:54 AM  
Isn't it tomorrow in New Zealand today so yesterday was Penis Day. ehhh who cares... Happy Penis Day everybody!
2002-09-05 11:44:28 AM  
I like boobies too!
2002-09-05 11:44:51 AM  
Give me a P
Give me a E
Give me a N I S
What does that spell?

2002-09-05 11:45:54 AM  
Do the prostitutes give free blowjobs on national penis day?
2002-09-05 11:47:27 AM  
Mmmmm penis...I'd hit it!
2002-09-05 11:47:56 AM  
every day is national penis day at my house!
2002-09-05 11:47:57 AM  
I shall celebrate this fine day by killing kittens!
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
I celebrate my penis every single day. Sometimes twice.
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
Asshats are out. Penishats are in. Pic at

Haven't learned that html stuff yet, sorry for the 'no link' thingee. Open for a tip. No pun.
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
every day is penis day at my house!
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
In other news: Hershey to begin selling chocolate penises, big selling point: caramel jizz
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
September 5 is also my birthday. This year, it's my 21st.
2002-09-05 11:48:33 AM  
me: Eat my Dick
her: ummm
me: it's a matter of national pride, so open wide
her: but we dont live in Ne...
This is where i shove my cock in her mouth
2002-09-05 11:49:16 AM  
2002-09-05 11:50:16 AM  
Does that mean that we all can be total dicks all day long?
2002-09-05 11:56:58 AM  
Woohoo - weener day!!
2002-09-05 11:57:19 AM  
Since it IS National Penis Day, I just showed mine to the girl that works next to me. Judging by her horrified look, I don't think that she's celebrating this year.
2002-09-05 11:57:23 AM  
New Zealand is getting cocky, eh?
2002-09-05 11:58:26 AM  
Emaze: Haaaa...that's hilarious :)
2002-09-05 12:00:40 PM  
When I saw the tag, my first thought was that rather than "Spiffy," it should have said "Stiffy."
2002-09-05 12:01:07 PM  
Take a weener to lunch.
2002-09-05 12:01:11 PM  
Today is my birthday. Today is also National Penis Day. Should I be proud or ashamed? I'm so conflicted.
2002-09-05 12:04:52 PM  
I just knew that today was special.
2002-09-05 12:06:06 PM  
By the way, so I can take the day off from work, does anyone know which date is National Herpes and Gonorrea Day?
2002-09-05 12:08:19 PM  
Here's a little number I tossed off in the Caribbean:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to own a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
HOORAY for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can stick it in a sock,
Put don't take it out in public
Or they'll stick you in the dock
And you won't

THank you.
2002-09-05 12:14:15 PM  
Ceeeeeeelebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate!
2002-09-05 12:15:20 PM  

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2002-09-05 12:17:59 PM  
Perhaps a better tag would be...
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2002-09-05 12:18:52 PM  
It's only noon on the East Coast...that still gives us time to starting coordinating some impromptu one-on-one Meetups for this evening. Volunteers?

2002-09-05 12:20:20 PM  
Thanks FLA Chickie. Anyone else want to see before I put it away?
2002-09-05 12:20:32 PM  
Is that a great country or what? I'll call the wife and see what she has planed for the celebration.
2002-09-05 12:28:29 PM  
Emaze: That was good! Based on your experience maybe I'll cancel my planned show. I'll just rub my crotch and make grunting noises like I normally do.
2002-09-05 12:29:38 PM  
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I have a penis! I have a penis!

2002-09-05 12:35:03 PM  
Thanks FotH. I have the bold/italic thingee down. Hoping a fellow farker inserts that pic in this thread (if that is what this is called). I'm not a PS'r, just awed at what I see at Fark. Thanks again/fa
2002-09-05 12:42:24 PM  
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Poor guy.
2002-09-05 01:04:55 PM  
Let's have a parade!
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2002-09-05 01:14:50 PM  
"National Penis Day today aims to encourage men to celebrate their penises without shame or embarrassment."

not much I can add to this statement
2002-09-05 01:15:20 PM  
chocolate penis = BAAAAAARRRRFFF
2002-09-05 01:37:44 PM  
When do I get to celebrate my vagina!!?! :(
2002-09-05 01:43:47 PM  
They want to encourage men to talk about their penises? Hey, I've been thrown out of bars for doing that!

I guess it's a matter of context. Or lack thereof.

I'd be happy to assist when Vagina Day comes around, BTW.
2002-09-05 01:44:12 PM  
On penis day, of course
2002-09-05 01:45:34 PM
2002-09-05 01:57:46 PM  
I dont know about you farkers, but i wouldnt eat a chocolate penis....or any penis for that matter.
2002-09-05 02:09:50 PM  
The other 364 days a year we celebrate vaginas.

National Penis Day: Hey it's there, might as well use it.
2002-09-05 02:11:28 PM  
Jessss: Feel free to celebrate your vagina anytime you want.
2002-09-05 02:12:55 PM  
Hey what a celebration. Where's the parade. Let's celebrated the big, the little, the.... Phew! Take my breath away... So much for the BJ! :-)
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