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(AZCentral)   Mexican singer loses fingers in helicopter blades while waving to fans   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2002-09-05 08:25:23 AM  
Yeah, dumbass. Hilarious!
2002-09-05 08:32:50 AM  
Mexican finger sandwiches for all !
2002-09-05 08:57:46 AM  
Aye I yie!
2002-09-05 09:25:43 AM  
Didn't Brittny Spears GIVE the finger to her fans in Mexico? Maybe this guy was trying to do the same thing but took it literally...
2002-09-05 09:41:07 AM  
Well he got better treatment from a helicopter than Stevie Ray Vaughn did.
2002-09-05 09:57:18 AM  
He was reaching for Vic Morrow's hat
2002-09-05 10:02:55 AM  
I wish all the boys in Magneto would do this...

"Me gusta la Maldita, me gusta la Lupita, escucho los Magneto cuando esta mi noviacita"
2002-09-05 10:50:24 AM  
I bet the missing finger shows up on Ebay.
2002-09-05 12:38:30 PM  
He was really taunting his fans. "Hey, you wanna piece of me?!" So he decided to give them a piece....

09-05-02 09:41:07 AM RandyJohnson
Well he got better treatment from a helicopter than Stevie Ray Vaughn did.

Or Bill Graham.

2002-09-05 02:16:16 PM  

Beat me to it.

"...I am the club-hand Bandito..."
2002-09-05 02:16:26 PM  



Aye, que malo! Un gran dolor del mano!
[/Simpsons Bumblebee Guy]
2002-09-05 02:17:38 PM  
For the first time in his life he knows why people go to and from helicopters all bent over.
2002-09-05 02:18:54 PM  
Next time, pogo for the fans!!!!
2002-09-05 02:19:19 PM  
Abarca, who had only recently joined the popular teen group Mageneto,

for a minute there I was thinking Menudo ... scary ...
2002-09-05 02:19:33 PM  
I'm not one to complain...Ok well maybe i am...
but didn't sombody link to this already in a previous thread a day or two ago?
2002-09-05 02:19:42 PM  
apparently this very situation is going to be a plot line on prime time tv this fall.
2002-09-05 02:19:42 PM  
Next time you're in Mexico, check your tequila closely. The worm might be a bit bigger than normal.
2002-09-05 02:19:51 PM  
some mexican teeny-bopper female fan found it, and she's satisfying her idol cravings right now
2002-09-05 02:20:42 PM  
This is Arsenio Hall's recurring nightmare.
2002-09-05 02:21:24 PM  
[image from to2.com too old to be available]

"Abarca, who had only recently joined the popular teen group Mageneto..."
2002-09-05 02:21:44 PM  
<img src="http://www.artechlab-prosthetics.com/images/fingers.jpg".

are these his?
2002-09-05 02:21:44 PM  
[image from artechlab-prosthetics.com too old to be available]

are these his?
2002-09-05 02:22:17 PM  
Ladron: bwahahahahaha
2002-09-05 02:23:33 PM  
Now that's funny.
2002-09-05 02:24:07 PM  

3 fingers? That seems rather precise for something as big and violent as a helicopter.
2002-09-05 02:24:09 PM  
"Oh, the humanity!"

gee... i wonder just how far those fingers flew?

anyone check with Guiness?

World Record Severed Finger flinging.
2002-09-05 02:24:09 PM  
They should line up all the boy bands under a helicopter and tell them to jump.
2002-09-05 02:24:18 PM  
"Doctoro, vill I being able to play lo piano again?"


"Bueno, porque soy dunno how to play it now!"

/really bad joke translated most poorly, gracias muy mucho
2002-09-05 02:24:44 PM  
He should take a deep breath and count to seven. It'll be better then.
2002-09-05 02:25:56 PM  
i don't get it.. is he really tall or something?
2002-09-05 02:26:30 PM  
I bet his girlfriend is pretty damn grateful the middle finger was reattached.
2002-09-05 02:27:38 PM  
When he saw his fingers laying on the ground, did he keep calm or lose his head ?

I got nuthin.

2002-09-05 02:27:49 PM  
Mexican singer loses fingers in helicopter blades while waving to fans

Anyone else see an almost Seuss-esque quality to the headline?
2002-09-05 02:27:58 PM  
Probably doesn't play any musical instrument anyway, so he'll still have a job.
2002-09-05 02:28:19 PM  

I just checked in my Guiness. Nothing there but good, strong beer milkshake.
2002-09-05 02:28:57 PM  
Dawn Of the Dead..........

Nuff said....
2002-09-05 02:30:38 PM  
Que estupido...
2002-09-05 02:30:41 PM  
<img src="http://www.intertek.net/~jumaragd/Fingers.jpg"

2002-09-05 02:31:00 PM  
He's better off without them.. those fingers were just
filthy hand parasites, just like our neighbors to the..

Aw, crap, I got nuthin'
2002-09-05 02:31:27 PM  
[image from boomspeed.com too old to be available]
2002-09-05 02:32:02 PM  
The sparkle glove shall rise again in pop music.
2002-09-05 02:32:21 PM  
[image from intertek.net too old to be available]

2002-09-05 02:32:38 PM  
Anyone heard of the legend of Senor Two Fingers?

Two Fingers Tequila is named for the hombre.
2002-09-05 02:33:15 PM  
That headline is lame. The subject has so many possibilites. How about "Mexican pop star says 'adios' to his fingers."
2002-09-05 02:33:38 PM  
Viyi con Dios my finger...
2002-09-05 02:34:13 PM  
Why was he waving to fans? Did the fans conspire with the helicopter blade to injure the kid? What kind of fans were they? I can imagine ceiling fans doing it, not bax fans or those little handheld ones you use to cool yourself off.

Oh, I know it was horrible, but it had to be done *sigh*
2002-09-05 02:35:51 PM  
I have visions of The Road Warrior and the metal boomarang...
2002-09-05 02:36:26 PM  
2002-09-05 02:36:59 PM  
And here he is folks, lets all give him a hand.............
2002-09-05 02:38:19 PM  
He should sue the copter blade manufacturer for not warning him that spinning rotors can cause loss of limb.
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