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(This Is Local London)   Elton John furious because he had to walk 50 whole yards to his dressing room after the Diana tribute. Oh, the gay manatee   (thisislondon.co.uk) divider line
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dugitman [TotalFark]
2007-07-03 1:56:53 PM  
I can biatch the best at your social dos
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

Im a biatch, Im a biatch
Oh the biatch is back
 
MacG
2007-07-03 2:10:00 PM  
What a whiney little biatch.
 
Craptastic
2007-07-03 2:10:28 PM  
He's never denied being a diva.
 
mialynneb
2007-07-03 2:10:49 PM  
What a whiney biatch!
 
Tallow'nbits
2007-07-03 2:14:35 PM  
And this is why Elton John is fat. Would not hit.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-07-03 2:14:38 PM  
His hair plugs turned out fabulous.

Next up: anal tuck.
 
rickythepenguin
2007-07-03 2:20:16 PM  
Please let your son,
Go dowwwwwnnnn on meeeeeee....
 
Snarfangel
2007-07-03 2:24:48 PM  
I think Elton John is a pompous ass.*
On the other hand, I think hereditary royalty is retarded.**

So I'm calling it a draw.

/*I like a lot of his music, though.
//**Since it's a different country, they can stick a crown on any drunken yob they want. It really doesn't affect me either way.
 
CruiserTwelve
2007-07-03 2:26:14 PM  
Elton needs a good Taserin'
 
dillenger69
2007-07-03 2:27:46 PM  
Somebody needs a week in sunny Darfur to provide some perspective.
 
real shaman
2007-07-03 2:34:03 PM  
I submitted this with a worse headline.

Pompous little twit.
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2007-07-03 2:37:59 PM  
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If a giant bird came a crapped on my sleeve I'd be right pissed off too!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-07-03 2:49:46 PM  
NOT fabulous.
 
DaCaptain19
2007-07-03 2:55:19 PM  
To make matters worse, a bird apparently shat on his sleeve.
 
Im in ur Fark
2007-07-03 2:59:32 PM  
Manatee, you need to get yourself an education and a job. That's why you live in the ocean.
 
Crewmannumber6
2007-07-03 3:00:10 PM  
Maybe if he had to walk 500 yards to his dressing room, his ass wouldn't be so big.
 
oldhag
2007-07-03 3:00:32 PM  
Is he totally turning into an asswipe, or has he always been one? I saw some other tantrum he threw awhile back.

/his boyfriend looks like a doofus.
//I remember back in the day he was "bi" lol!
 
kanesays
2007-07-03 3:00:53 PM  
This whiny poof is a bloody knight?
 
ihatedumbpeople
2007-07-03 3:04:10 PM  
Hi, I'm a fat old hack with shiatty music, my name is Elton John. I like weiners.
 
AnArmyOfNuns
2007-07-03 3:06:16 PM  
Saturday night's all right for whinin'...

/Saturday
//Saturday
 
davynelson
2007-07-03 3:11:38 PM  
should have stopped thirty years ago at the top of his game.

couldn't even write diana her own song, had to use an old one.
 
milwaukeegirl
2007-07-03 3:13:59 PM  
Guess it's okay to talk to British cops like that. Try that in Chicago, you'll get beat bloody.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-07-03 3:16:48 PM  
Everyone knows at this point that Sir Elton requires an ornate stretcher and group of muscled, oiled up guys in loin cloths as his litter-bearers, ala Cleopatra.
 
Shirley Ujest
2007-07-03 3:19:55 PM  
Remember when he was married and called Reg?


Yeah, you weren't foolin' anyone then.
 
star_topology
2007-07-03 3:22:52 PM  
'e looks right like a wee dwarf.
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2007-07-03 3:23:51 PM  
Diogenes: Everyone knows at this point that Sir Elton requires an ornate stretcher and group of muscled, oiled up guys in loin cloths as his litter-bearers, ala Cleopatra.

The word you are looking for is "palaquin"

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Angel of Death
2007-07-03 3:26:27 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: The word you are looking for is "palaquin"

The word you are looking for is "palanquin."

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/no hard feelings :)
 
TheMatt
2007-07-03 3:28:02 PM  
Angel of Death: The word you are looking for is "palanquin."

Actually, he's English, so shouldn't it be a "sedan chair"?
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2007-07-03 3:28:25 PM  
/no hard feelings :)

Is there a "The More You THINK You Know, You Dumbass" rainbow, or does the baby-in-the-stroller pretty much cover that?

/fail
 
Dariodevil
2007-07-03 3:29:09 PM  
Im in ur Fark FTW!

"Whatever! Talk to my hand!"
 
Funbags
2007-07-03 3:32:09 PM  
Did anyone else notice the article kept mentioning that he was riding in a "people carrier"? Is that the British term for limo or something, like the way they call toilets "loos" and sugar "toothpaste"?
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2007-07-03 3:44:39 PM  
You know, if Ginger Spice kicked the living shiat out of him..that would be the greatest thing EVER.
 
Monkey's Knuckle
2007-07-03 3:49:52 PM  
He's so gay.
 
Pumpsnatch
2007-07-03 3:51:30 PM  
Too queer for the queer guy. Elton=POS. Vegas next. Try the liver & onions.
 
busy chillin'
2007-07-03 3:53:29 PM  
[image from i13.tinypic.com too old to be available]

/too easy
 
beoswulf
2007-07-03 4:03:52 PM  
Funbags

Did anyone else notice the article kept mentioning that he was riding in a "people carrier"? Is that the British term for limo or something, like the way they call toilets "loos" and sugar "toothpaste"?

That^

here.

2x today I saw it. I believe.
 
BobtheFascist
2007-07-03 4:10:39 PM  
It's hard out there for a pimp fat, aging, male diva.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-07-03 4:11:32 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: The word you are looking for is "palaquin"

You are indeed, Sir, a gentleman and a scholar. I was racking my brains. All I could think of was dais, but I knew that wasn't it.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-07-03 4:12:42 PM  
And then I read the ensuing posts.

Double-dumbass on me :-(
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2007-07-03 4:14:40 PM  
You are indeed, Sir, a gentleman and a scholar. I was racking my brains.

No no no!!!

Check the posts below mine.

I was missing an "N".

Palanquin.

/neither a scholar nor a gentleman, apparently
 
egomann
2007-07-03 4:20:10 PM  
Why would someone need to be Lawful Good to carry around Elton?
 
SLADE
2007-07-03 4:21:19 PM  
+1 subby +1...
 
legion_of_doo
2007-07-03 4:24:43 PM  
Why would someone need to be Lawful Good to carry around Elton?

According to the truly elite nerds, the correct alignment for Paladins is "Lawful Stupid".

/how did we get here from there?
 
Curly Howard
2007-07-03 4:32:45 PM  
hey, it's hard to walk with a weiner in you a$$....

//not that I would know
///likes WOMEN
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2007-07-03 4:42:40 PM  
According to the truly elite nerds, the correct alignment for Paladins is "Lawful Stupid".

I thought it had something to do with being a knight without armor in a savage land?

/the less i know
 
Maud Dib
2007-07-03 4:50:01 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: I was missing an "N".

Help is on the way.

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ToxicMunkee
2007-07-03 5:01:33 PM  
All the Muslims upset about Rushdee being given a knighthood need to look at "Sir" Elton and realize what a big frickin' joke the knighthood has become and go back to being pissed at cartoons.
 
bonefish
2007-07-03 5:08:19 PM  
He must've been tired after a rugbyjock photoshop viewing marathon.
 
zz9
2007-07-03 6:16:57 PM  
"People Carrier"= Chrysler Voyager 7-seat type thing.
 
UOnlyPikTopTier
2007-07-03 6:43:15 PM  
whiny poof manatee
 
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