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2007-06-19 08:22:01 PM  
If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2007-06-19 08:56:21 PM  
LOL horses? HORSE THREAD!
 
2007-06-19 08:56:26 PM  
I don't see why Lewis Black thinks that is the stupidest thing he has ever heard. It's kind of intriguing.
 
2007-06-19 09:00:09 PM  
I don't see why Lewis Black thinks that is the stupidest thing he has ever heard. It's kind of intriguing.

I thought that at first, but then I couldn't think of any interesting reasons why a horse would put you in college.

Except that the person got a riding scholarship, went for one year, and then said fark this.
 
2007-06-19 09:00:37 PM  
well, its good to see that they detained one of their own...
 
2007-06-19 09:04:48 PM  
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The horse tried to flee the scene, but was quickly wrestled to the ground.
 
2007-06-19 09:05:10 PM  
/got nothin
 
2007-06-19 09:05:29 PM  
The horse was later arrested for possession of "crack" cocaine with intent to distribute and was questioned about an ongoing Tijuana rape case.
 
2007-06-19 09:07:23 PM  
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The suspect, right, with his attorney.
 
2007-06-19 09:09:50 PM  
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2007-06-19 09:10:33 PM  
Camilla?
 
2007-06-19 09:14:03 PM  
Facing bankruptcy due to drug addition, and unable to land any acting roles, former child actor Mr. Ed turns to a life of petty crime, next week, on VH1: Behind the Music.
 
2007-06-19 09:14:22 PM  
Darned horse theives!
 
2007-06-19 09:14:42 PM  
UberDave: If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I'd just like to reinforce Lewis Black's words here.
 
2007-06-19 09:15:45 PM  
quick - someone photoshop a picture of cops literally detaining a horse over a car to illustrate the ambiguous nature of English
 
2007-06-19 09:16:12 PM  
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2007-06-19 09:17:05 PM  
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is of course
Unless the horse
Is a felon!
It blows my head!
 
2007-06-19 09:17:20 PM  
black_knight I beat ya.
 
2007-06-19 09:22:44 PM  
How the horse got a stolen car i'll never know
 
2007-06-19 09:31:14 PM  
Is that Paris, black_knight?

I'd ride it.

/Pthbzshh-flectom.
//Sounds like a fart, smells like a fart
///It IS a fart!!
////slash, and others.
 
2007-06-19 09:33:48 PM  
A horse is a horse, of course of course
but if it's a horse that steals, of course
you have to take a gun and shooooooooot
it in the head.

/HAHAHAHAHA
//What? What'd I say?
 
2007-06-19 09:33:59 PM  
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2007-06-19 09:35:51 PM  
Someone come up with a joke involving the horse and a Ford Mustang. I know there's one there, I just can't find it.
 
2007-06-19 09:38:16 PM  
no wind in the willows reference?
 
2007-06-19 09:38:44 PM  
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I'm impressed. Anyone over 100 years old who continues a life of crime should be congratulated.
 
2007-06-19 09:41:32 PM  
So is the horse gonna have to pony up for his own lawyer.
 
2007-06-19 09:42:17 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
No GIS goodness, though. :P

Freudazoid
You can ride Paris if you want to, I wouldn't touch her with a 50-foot pole completely covered in a giant condom.
 
2007-06-19 09:48:54 PM  
"Roger that. I have the suspect right here. Ah, the ID on him says that he's Paul Revere."
 
2007-06-19 09:55:44 PM  
Raskolnikov's Angst: quick - someone photoshop a picture of cops literally detaining a horse over a car to illustrate the ambiguous nature of English

This craptacular rush job is why I never do requests:

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2007-06-19 10:07:12 PM  
Isn't this how catherine the great died?
 
2007-06-19 10:38:29 PM  
Okay, forget the damn horse...
Why is there a link on the side of the page calling Rosie O'Donnel a "Lesbian Lust-Bucket"?!!!
 
2007-06-19 11:40:46 PM  
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/Doesn't like it!
 
2007-06-19 11:42:28 PM  
Neigh!
 
2007-06-19 11:45:25 PM  
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You'll never take me alive, coppers!
 
2007-06-19 11:48:23 PM  
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2007-06-20 07:56:18 AM  
Unfunny pic of the metro police horse lying dying after being delilberately struck by a motorist. C'mon farkers, do your homework.
Dee
 
2007-06-20 09:34:47 AM  
UberDave wins the thread.
 
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