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(CrimeLibrary.com)   In the last 60 years, Los Angeles has produced 10 percent of the world's serial killers. Officials announce plans to update city motto   (crimelibrary.com) divider line
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Miniac78
2007-06-19 5:19:00 PM  
Meh...
 
IDisME
2007-06-19 5:20:03 PM  
All killer, no filler?
 
hugram [TotalFark]
2007-06-19 5:20:24 PM  
When you have Paris Hilton as a neighbor, you might actually understand why.
 
Raiden333
2007-06-19 5:20:29 PM  
Nuke it from orbit?
 
slewfootedhoopajoo
2007-06-19 5:21:45 PM  
My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth.
 
msw-mojo
2007-06-19 5:22:16 PM  
Only 10%? That's bullshiat! I demand a recount.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2007-06-19 5:22:49 PM  
They're behind in parallel killers though.
 
JASOS
2007-06-19 5:22:55 PM  
"What happens here stays here; your body parts may end up elsewhere"
 
MissHoneychurch
2007-06-19 5:24:01 PM  
And 90% of the world's porn stars, but who's counting?
 
nobodysbusiness
2007-06-19 5:24:14 PM  
Los Diablos?
 
Choo-Choo Bear
2007-06-19 5:24:20 PM  
It's just because the weirdos from elsewhere move there.

/OBVIOUS
 
RadioactiveApe
2007-06-19 5:24:52 PM  
New motto:

"Man, I'm going to cut you up so bad, that you... you gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad. Oh and welcome to Los Angeles."
 
AlrightGuy
2007-06-19 5:24:57 PM  
Florida? I'm looking at you...
 
Daffydil
2007-06-19 5:25:48 PM  
The crime rate in my city has grown 20% since last year. The weirdos are moving here.
 
Daffydil
2007-06-19 5:26:26 PM  
Funny RadioactiveApe.
 
Lizard
2007-06-19 5:26:39 PM  
MissHoneychurch 2007-06-19 05:24:01 PM
And 90% of the world's porn stars, but who's counting?
WORD!
 
Cubiclemonkey
2007-06-19 5:28:42 PM  
We Floridians still lead the country in prosthetic leg attacks.

/Suck it Cali
 
Allen. The end.
2007-06-19 5:29:31 PM  
You mean, 10% of the worlds identified serial killers! I'm sure most states have a little lonely town...or maybe a quiet suburb...or maybe a bustling city street, where people go about their day-to-day business, a smile to an acquaintance, a cup of coffee with a colleague or old college buddy, you would never think that they could do something like THAT, no, not old Steve. But there he is, on the TV, getting pulled out of his basement, screaming for his dear, dear toys. His special little baby angels that will never have to get all OLD and wrinkly...

Hey, but in better news, Pee-Wee is back!!!
 
dobedobeDUE
2007-06-19 5:29:40 PM  
If you had to negotiate the 405 and 710 everyday you'd become a serial kiler too...
 
severedtoe
2007-06-19 5:32:04 PM  
ok look at california and its population as a percentage of the whole US. There's more crazies because there's more people.
 
Freudazoid
2007-06-19 5:32:23 PM  
Why am I not surprised?
 
T.rex
2007-06-19 5:33:23 PM  
make that 10.7%
 
Korovyov
2007-06-19 5:33:57 PM  
In the immortal words of Cuervo Jones,
You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this farking city can kill anybody!
 
Smellvin
2007-06-19 5:34:01 PM  
This figure is probably high, since I doubt that serial killers in rural China, Siberia, or Congo ever really get "known."
 
severedtoe
2007-06-19 5:34:47 PM  
whoops,

I rtfa but my reading retention is crap. They're all from LA? ok you guys need to do something about that.
 
tinyarena
2007-06-19 5:40:23 PM  
That is soooo weird!
I was like totally planning to move there next month.
How did they know?!

/nevermind
 
Bresin
2007-06-19 5:41:52 PM  
and I thought they all came from Wisconsin
 
omigodiAMjesus
2007-06-19 5:43:47 PM  
Yet another argument in favor of Arizona Bay.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2007-06-19 5:45:11 PM  
Bresin: and I thought they all came from Wisconsin

or Indiana
 
Infernal Wedgie
2007-06-19 5:52:40 PM  
Yeah, living here makes me homicidal, too.
 
trippdogg
2007-06-19 5:53:28 PM  
...and with 1/3 fewer calories than a normal cereal killer.

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Axis of Weasel
2007-06-19 5:54:00 PM  
w00t VIRGINIA!!!

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/ suck it crazy cali libs
 
No Such Agency
2007-06-19 5:55:37 PM  
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Canada representin'! W00t!
 
beer4breakfast
2007-06-19 6:00:08 PM  
I think it's a mixture of the heat and the traffic.
 
RadioactiveApe
2007-06-19 6:00:58 PM  
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Rostov in da house!
 
N. S. Radieaux
2007-06-19 6:01:05 PM  
If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?
 
FarkinHostile
2007-06-19 6:06:34 PM  
10% of the serial killers......that have been caught.
 
kirbeep
2007-06-19 6:13:52 PM  
To paraphrase Rickey Henderson- I live in LA, and I'm not a serial killer. That makes it nine percent right there.
 
beer4breakfast
2007-06-19 6:16:15 PM  
studebaker hoch: LA is the asshole capital of the west coast.

And each and every one of them has a fark accout.
 
Cormee
2007-06-19 6:16:16 PM  
That's nothing. The USA produced even more.
 
Armchair_Invective
2007-06-19 6:22:25 PM  
"Los Angeles: if you lived here you'd be dead by now."
 
Boobies!!!
2007-06-19 6:23:47 PM  
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Don't worry. We'll catch them.
 
darth_nick23
2007-06-19 6:29:42 PM  
Pee Wee is back!??!?
 
DisneyOnIce
2007-06-19 6:30:08 PM  
Only 10%? Yawn....

Wake me when they reach Seattle's serial killer ratio.
 
maxheck
2007-06-19 6:30:20 PM  
They should rename it Los Wayne Angeles.
 
yotta
2007-06-19 6:31:43 PM  
The is definitely something in the water that they pipe down from the Owens Valley. Look at Hollywood. One successful film and they keep repeating it until they are caught.
 
sandantoro
2007-06-19 6:32:27 PM  
"only the fruits and nuts live in california"
 
kryptin420
2007-06-19 6:38:30 PM  
meh, nothing compared to here in WA state where most of the serial killers like Bundy and the green River killer come from.
 
wkiernan
2007-06-19 6:38:48 PM  
And that's not even counting the LA cops!
 
T.Durden
2007-06-19 6:39:53 PM  
Wake me when they reach Seattle's serial killer ratio.

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