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(The Sun)   Ceiling Crook won't be watching you lock up the store for five years (pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2007-06-15 1:23:19 AM  
this made me laugh. so hard.

\seriously
\\so hard
 
2007-06-15 1:24:01 AM  
He looks like a guy I know
 
2007-06-15 1:27:26 AM  
Waiting for someone to paste this guy's head over ceiling cat's...
 
2007-06-15 1:28:03 AM  
He is no replacement for Ceiling Cat™...

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... or his assistant Ceiling Dog™...

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2007-06-15 1:28:49 AM  
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jeepers creepers where ya get those eyes
 
2007-06-15 1:32:47 AM  
Wow.. creative theivery.
 
2007-06-15 1:36:47 AM  
Those pipes are powered by magnets.
 
2007-06-15 1:45:27 AM  
Reading this article made me think of one thing:

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2007-06-15 2:00:49 AM  
Good plan but somehow I don't think he thought it all the way thru.
 
2007-06-15 2:03:41 AM  
Those systems used to be popular in high rise department stores with distributed cashiers. I never heard of them used in supermarkets or modern discount stores though. UK Farkers, is there something different about why this is done?
 
2007-06-15 2:04:13 AM  
That's pretty clever.
 
2007-06-15 2:12:00 AM  
Good plan, but the execution sucked.
 
2007-06-15 2:16:32 AM  
I used to work in a department store that had these. It means that cash is not carried around, it is just put into the pod and the pod gets sucked up and deposited into the secure room where the safe is. There was points along the pipe that increase the pressure (i think), to keep the pod moving.

I was working under one of these points with a collegue one day when we heard a farking horrible noise from above us, then a fine yellow powder along with small pieces of yellow plastic fell out of the vent close to us. It all used to be a wad of $50 notes that was being cleared from a register. (Australian $50 notes are yellow). un-farking-lucky to you target (said department store).
 
2007-06-15 2:23:45 AM  
 
2007-06-15 2:24:32 AM  
nemo1934
Those pipes are powered by magnets.

Donnie think vaccuum.


/chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!
 
2007-06-15 2:32:34 AM  
Cerebral Ballsy


I am genuinely surprised.

It took 15 posts before a ceiling guy pic showed up?
 
2007-06-15 2:47:49 AM  
He kind of has that Rik Mayall thing going with the eyes sort of looking in opposite ways
 
2007-06-15 3:44:36 AM  
How would the vacuum tubes work if he cut holes in them? Somebody get me Senator Stevens on the line. He'll put top men on the job. Top men.
 
2007-06-15 3:54:35 AM  
His face is not quite symmetrical.
 
2007-06-15 3:57:38 AM  
hxhawkeye:
nemo1934
Those pipes are powered by magnets.

Donnie think vaccuum.

/chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!


Ha! One on my favorite episodes/character. "Hey baby, I'm only slow where it counts."
 
2007-06-15 4:03:13 AM  
Alexei Stukov I credit my rapid-fire Photochop skillz and the fact that it's really early in the morning.
 
2007-06-15 5:27:19 AM  
And here I thought that pneumatic tube systems were a thing of the past. I wonder why an alarm didn't sound when he cut the tubes and the pressure dropped.

Now I really curious if pneumatic tube systems are still being made. Must do a google later today and find out.
 
2007-06-15 5:36:56 AM  
GungFu
espiaboricua: ... or his assistant Ceiling Dog™...


I believe it is spelled, 'Celine Dion'.


I lol'd
 
2007-06-15 6:33:38 AM  
You know ...

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2007-06-15 6:50:41 AM  
This is why all monetary transactions over the tubes should be encrypted. It's the supermarkets fault for not checking out the padlock symbol.
 
2007-06-15 9:43:32 AM  
Christopher Reeves, anybody?
 
2007-06-15 11:03:01 AM  
Delta Punch, you could call this the analog equivalent of the Superman II/Office Space scam.
 
2007-06-15 11:24:35 AM  
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/at work
//Q&D
 
2007-06-15 3:00:52 PM  
Deltapunch Who is Christopher Reeves?
 
2007-06-15 11:08:26 PM  
Cerebral Ballsy: Who is Christopher Reeves?

No, no... "Who are Christopher Reeves?".

You see, since there's no "s" at the end of Reeve, you must mean the plural.
 
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