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1601 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2001 at 9:24 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-15 10:33:32 AM  
just happy not be a scorpio.
2001-07-15 11:17:15 AM  
You are a ___________. Today you will sit in your house staring at your computer screen. You will eat a full bag of Doritos. You will burn your hand on a soldering gun. You will pull your pork to a picture of Angelina Jolie. You will post on FARK.
2001-07-15 12:29:06 PM  
"But an evil god takes notice of your good fortune and sends a knife wielding maniac your way. Oh well. shiat happens."

haha..how very accurate.
2001-07-15 01:00:35 PM  
a friend read my horoscope in a boston newspaper recently that said "You don't trust anyone who doesn't watch the Simpsons and who doesn't smoke weed. Welcome to why you get shiatty horoscopes." the funny thing is that we were at a party and I had just finished telling someone else about the season finale of the simpsons (specifically the line that went something like "yeah, i guess applesauce is okay if you crush up some pills in it.")
2001-07-15 01:06:24 PM  
Awwwright...who swiped my new Train cd?????
2001-07-15 01:30:25 PM  
Has BBSpot EVER been funny? I remember when it started, and it wasn't funny then, and I go through a couple articles now, and they still don't even warrant a chuckle.

Any site that has an article called "Top 11 hilarious porn movie titles" is strying way too hard, mostly because none of them were hilarious.
2001-07-15 01:32:35 PM  
The thing about the internet is that there probably are enough simple minded readers out there to actually warrant an audience to such unfunny tripe.
2001-07-15 01:41:20 PM  
That toothbrush up the asshole guy may have an excuse now : he's a TAURUS and a Geek
2001-07-15 01:48:06 PM  
Can we say Onion ripoff? Still, the Taurus thing ties in nicely with today's toothbrush theme.
2001-07-15 02:27:32 PM  
well, those arent very nice horoscopes!
2001-07-15 05:17:18 PM  
I still get my fortune from that Jamaican broad with the turban on TV. She gets it right evrytime mon. She be good. And only $1,325,67 a minute.
2001-07-15 05:58:21 PM  
Hey eggnog. BBspot has never been funny, ever. Hundreds of thousands of people visit it every month to be bored out of their mind.

I will aspire to attain a level of humorosity that you are accustomed too, like fart jokes or maybe the 80s sitcom Small Wonder. Only then will millions flock to the site and be enraptured by its comedy stylings.
2001-07-15 09:59:07 PM  
What are you saying about Small Wonder? Cuz that was a good show.
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