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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)   Judge to Paris Hilton: suck it   (cbs2.com) divider line
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2007-06-08 1:46:15 PM  
and then she did.
 
2007-06-08 1:52:05 PM  
No, it was the Sheriff who said that to her, subby.
 
2007-06-08 2:25:19 PM  
not like that's the first time she's heard THAT!

/got nuttin
 
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2007-06-08 2:25:40 PM  
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2007-06-08 2:25:43 PM  
If I was in jail and sobbed audibly for two days, I'd be in a paper gown in the glass cell on suicide watch. Single parents? Yeah, your kids get the orphanage.

I think somebody outta kick this coont in the throat and put her back in a 6x9.
 
2007-06-08 2:26:05 PM  
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2007-06-08 2:26:12 PM  
I'm still hoping for a good shanking of the skankling.
 
2007-06-08 2:26:17 PM  
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Wah Wah Wah
 
2007-06-08 2:26:30 PM  
I think Sammy Jenkins said what everyone thought, but mostly I'm just sticking around to see how many people post the exact same thing thinking they're going to be first.
 
2007-06-08 2:26:59 PM  
Cuffed and crying. Priceless.
 
2007-06-08 2:27:12 PM  
BLEED biatch BLEED
 
2007-06-08 2:27:14 PM  
HaHa, biotch is going down. Again.

I mean in a going back to jail way.
 
2007-06-08 2:27:15 PM  
The authorities released her because they were afraid the other inmates might catch something.
 
2007-06-08 2:28:02 PM  
I'm lovin' TMZ's coverage of all this!
 
2007-06-08 2:28:12 PM  
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2007-06-08 2:28:16 PM  
Oh noes! I've been boxed in! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00o0o0oooo0ooooo!
 
2007-06-08 2:28:17 PM  
oh no, she's crying again. Looks like her medical condition is returning.
 
2007-06-08 2:28:24 PM  
She's crying over going to jail for a few days? No sympathy fro me.
 
2007-06-08 2:28:38 PM  
If there is a God, she is about to get Penalowned...you know, like having to do with jails and stuff.

What, you thought something else?
 
2007-06-08 2:28:38 PM  
I came in to say what Sammy Jenkins said.

/leaving in shame
 
2007-06-08 2:28:46 PM  
thats hot
 
2007-06-08 2:28:47 PM  
Sweet!

She's famous for being famous and stupid, how did that happen?
 
2007-06-08 2:28:48 PM  
Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down,
You're here until you die cry!
 
2007-06-08 2:28:48 PM  
update? anyone? what the judge say?
 
2007-06-08 2:28:55 PM  
Holy crap, she looks like a train wreck. Which is good. Hopefully she'll get her shiat together and stop being such a douche.
 
2007-06-08 2:29:03 PM  
They let her out because of a "medical condition"? Don't they have infirmaries in prisons?
 
2007-06-08 2:29:22 PM  
Damn,somebody wasted alot of bribe money on this.
That will teach them to forget to bribe the judge.
 
2007-06-08 2:29:33 PM  
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/that's hot
 
2007-06-08 2:29:44 PM  
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2007-06-08 2:29:48 PM  
I believe the suck part won't happen until he says she has to go back to jail. Until then I won't hold my breath.
 
2007-06-08 2:29:49 PM  
I was just at that courthouse this morning... pretty pathetic the amount of news vans, reporters and paparazzi there... lucky for me, i got out before she showed....

/some cell phone camera pics
//excuse the poor quality

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2007-06-08 2:29:52 PM  
Slut no talent coont is now a medical condition??????
///confusion!!11!!one!
 
2007-06-08 2:30:07 PM  
any of you know what "circle the wagons: is . . . . . .

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2007-06-08 2:30:11 PM  
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer = my new hero.
 
2007-06-08 2:30:43 PM  
Thank God, I was worried I'd have to think about the new head of the Joint Chiefs and what the War Czar said about Iraq.

FREE PARIS!!!!
 
2007-06-08 2:31:04 PM  
If they put her back in jail (they should give her back the rest of her 45 days, too IMHO. Blowjobs in exchange for getting out of jail early isn't "good behavior".) then I'm throwing a Paris is Back in Jail party. :)
 
2007-06-08 2:31:11 PM  
Paris Hilton to Judge: Whip it out.
 
2007-06-08 2:31:13 PM  
she'll get over it!

/two nothings is nothing ...
 
2007-06-08 2:31:19 PM  
From the "symptoms" I've read in the past articles it sounded as though she had the DT's.

I do keep reading statements like "her condition" though, and it makes me wonder if she really does have teh AIDZ or hep or something.
 
2007-06-08 2:31:20 PM  
I haven't been following this too closely, so let me know if I got this right...

Paris breaks law
Paris breaks law several times
Paris gets sentenced to jailtime
Paris gets reduced sentence
Paris reports for prison stay
Paris cries/blows sheriff
Paris gets to go home

Are sheriff just allowed to change/reduce the the sentences of anyone at any time?
 
2007-06-08 2:31:38 PM  
wintrspawn: Slut no talent coont is now a medical condition??????

Opiate withdrawal, most likely...
 
2007-06-08 2:31:48 PM  
"... punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice,"
So. Question is, is she being punished more or less than your average repeat offender drunk driver in Cali?
 
2007-06-08 2:31:48 PM  
I just came here to say, if I see one more article with a bad "Simple Life" pun or reference, I am going to scream.
 
2007-06-08 2:31:52 PM  
Is "stupid spoiled whore" really a medical condition?
 
2007-06-08 2:31:55 PM  
terrificirony: /that's hot

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
 
2007-06-08 2:32:03 PM  
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suck it biatch
 
2007-06-08 2:32:06 PM  
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2007-06-08 2:32:15 PM  
Gawd Damned you farkers are fast!

Came here to post this
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and I'll be damned if I ain't way late!

But, it still brings a smile to my face!
 
2007-06-08 2:32:24 PM  
She's crying becuase she finally realized that she gave the sheriff a bj for nothing.
 
2007-06-08 2:32:28 PM  
TMZ videographers are standing by to document the thorough cavity search for their viewers.

/Then to be rerun, endlessly, on CNN
//CNN used to be respectable.
 
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