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(Mainichi Daily News)   The latest Japanese fad: hiring 70-year-old prostitutes   ( divider line
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17173 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2002 at 1:08 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-08-29 11:57:52 AM  
Eww...Ewwwww...oh and EWWWWW

2002-08-29 01:09:33 PM  
What the fark is wrong with Japan?
2002-08-29 01:09:41 PM  
2002-08-29 01:09:53 PM  
2002-08-29 01:10:26 PM  
ewww just ewwww gah thats just gah
i know someone else has already said it but i dont care
ewwww ahhhh ewwwwww uhhhhhh ewwwww
2002-08-29 01:11:29 PM  
That is just wrong in so many different ways. Oh, the humanity...
2002-08-29 01:12:06 PM  
What's wrong with you people? Old women are HOT!
2002-08-29 01:12:38 PM  
no teeth = great head

{/crude joke}
2002-08-29 01:12:40 PM  
this goes to show you that greater acceptance of different sexual interests is indeed a double-edged sword.
2002-08-29 01:12:50 PM  
I thought the Japanese were all into schoolgirls and such...
2002-08-29 01:13:30 PM  
"Kei started off with a 69, followed by some lateral slide action. His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job."

Way too much information.
2002-08-29 01:13:51 PM  
I was pretty into that until the body odor part
2002-08-29 01:13:54 PM  
I heard those japs were kinky but shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
2002-08-29 01:14:04 PM  
Probably just a dyslexic reporter. I'm sure it was really 07. However these are the same people who crap in each other's mouths to get off, so who knows?
2002-08-29 01:15:58 PM  
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - as if bukake wasn't enough - loving the blue hairs, and they're actually PROUD of the fact it remind them of their grandmothers??? Incestuous as well??? Those atom bombs did far more damage then we know.....
2002-08-29 01:17:30 PM  
I mean... geez... she could break a hip!
2002-08-29 01:18:15 PM  
That is the most unpleasant thing I have read today.
2002-08-29 01:18:56 PM  
It was gross enough as it was, but then I read the "just like Grandma giving me lunch money" remark. AHHHHHHH!

Time for a 3-hour-shower.
2002-08-29 01:19:03 PM  
OMFG!! She took her teeth out and serviced him orally???

I'm not hungry anymore :(
2002-08-29 01:19:04 PM  
"Hey baby! i got a 6 pack of geritol! let's get frisky!"
2002-08-29 01:19:19 PM  
woah woah, get off the island

of course, this leaves all the young prostitutes for the rest of us
2002-08-29 01:20:39 PM  
His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job.

Yeah must have been some pretty bad BO, it was more likely the idea that he was watching GRANDMA SUCK HIM OFF!!!

2002-08-29 01:20:43 PM  
can we make a "Japan" tag now?
2002-08-29 01:21:09 PM  
"His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job."

The smell didn't bug him while he was eating her but suddenly when he's gettting blown the smell is over whelming?

Guess the 70 year olds must be the only ones over there without some kind of VD, but you probably have to buy them steaks instead of Big Macs.
2002-08-29 01:21:29 PM  
i'm waiting for someone to say "i'd hit it"
2002-08-29 01:21:30 PM  
Oh why can't there be pictures?
2002-08-29 01:22:03 PM  
I'm getting nauseated just reading the comments on this thread. Not even gonna consider reading the article.
2002-08-29 01:23:28 PM  
I can understand guys liking older women. But I mean "Mrs. Robinson" older, not grandma older.
2002-08-29 01:24:18 PM  
"she peeled off her skin-tight Depends, slipped her teeth into a glass on the nightstand, threw back a double shot of Metamucil and then proceeced to teach me how they had sex back in the old days......"
2002-08-29 01:25:32 PM  
Must..use...scrub my eyes.
2002-08-29 01:25:37 PM  
I think it is safe to say that Japan is the most degenerate society on earth.
2002-08-29 01:26:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Don Knotts sez: "You gotta Nip that Nip in the Nip!"
2002-08-29 01:26:47 PM  
was that "he started off with a 69" year old? i mean, wouldn't the body odor have mattered more if he's licking her, rather than simply getting a BJ?
2002-08-29 01:27:40 PM  
So, he must have said no thanks to the shower. His bad. 69 okay, bj not good? Interesting.
2002-08-29 01:28:15 PM  
I would NOT hit it.
2002-08-29 01:28:26 PM  
If you are into school girls and also grandmas, then do you average out to be normal?
2002-08-29 01:28:54 PM  
2002-08-29 01:28:58 PM  
I think it's high time for a "Japan" tag.
2002-08-29 01:29:40 PM  
Someone get the Vat o'Chlorox, STAT!
2002-08-29 01:30:44 PM  
In western civlization most people have sex from age 15-55. In Japan you have sex at all ages except 15-55.
2002-08-29 01:30:44 PM  
W. T. F. !!!
2002-08-29 01:31:52 PM  
I second the motion for a Japan tag. What is with them? There must be something in the water, because it seems like if you aren't totally farking insane then you can't live there. Insanity isn't relative either. 70 year old prostitutes are something no country anywhere else in the world would ever make popular.
2002-08-29 01:32:06 PM  
just a question here, but what are you guys gonna do when your 70? Bet you hope your still farkin someone!!!

2002-08-29 01:32:19 PM  
[sobs silently in cubicle at work]
2002-08-29 01:32:31 PM  
Maybe thge top of her head smelled?
2002-08-29 01:32:52 PM  
never have i heard the phrase "lateral slide action."
a little help?
2002-08-29 01:33:00 PM  
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

*scrubs self, muttering "clean...must...get..clean..."
2002-08-29 01:33:11 PM  
I like older women myself, but I'd rather be old before I have to compete with that age group.
2002-08-29 01:34:07 PM  
"I went down on him and I can't get up!" New medic Alert bracelet.
2002-08-29 01:34:50 PM  
Some people dress up like Optimus Prime, some people want to fark old ladies. Whatever.. just about anything you're not 'supposed' to do will seem kinky and fun for a little while.
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