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(Chicago Sun-Times)   New soon-to-be-discredited Loch Ness Monster footage made public   ( divider line
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2007-06-01 10:24:56 AM  
I hope it shows the monster asking for about tree fiddy.
2007-06-01 10:26:40 AM  
I'm pretty sure we already discredited this. Like, yesterday. With some discussion about the quality of Scottish women.
2007-06-01 10:32:14 AM  
I saw this footage...pretty cool. It swallowed a truck and then spit it out, and the truck just drove away! Amazing.
2007-06-01 10:56:14 AM  
Trivia Jockey: I saw this footage...pretty cool. It swallowed a truck and then spit it out, and the truck just drove away! Amazing.


If there was ever a call for a "I want to believe" pic, it's this. I think that it would be downright cool if this video was what they say it is. However, I call shenanigans.
2007-06-01 01:44:28 PM  

Best footage I have seen!

I couldn't believe my eyes!

May explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years!

I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen

2007-06-01 01:50:11 PM  
I'll fap to the new footage.
2007-06-01 01:50:25 PM  
The video showed absolutly NOTHING. It was just video of water.
2007-06-01 01:50:41 PM  
OMG Loch Ness Monster!1OnE!11
2007-06-01 01:50:48 PM  
You know who would know what that footage is? Mother lions, that's who.
2007-06-01 01:50:53 PM  
It's just a spirit coming out of a water bottle.
2007-06-01 01:51:25 PM  
I hope it shows the monster asking for about tree fiddy.

I gave it a dollah
2007-06-01 01:51:33 PM  
What is up with you FARKERS???

This stuff generally hits here before mainstream media picks it up!

Mainstream media has been all over this for 2 days now.

/Post quicker
2007-06-01 01:51:43 PM  
This is nothing compared to the underground giant man-eating worms they have out in the Arizona desert.
2007-06-01 01:52:40 PM  
it's an OTTER
2007-06-01 01:54:53 PM  
Although this story is a repeat from the other day, let me just say that anyone who believes this crap can contact The James Randi Educational Foundation and collect your ONE MILLION dollars. Its waiting just for you.
2007-06-01 01:55:07 PM  
Looks just like some converging wakes or waves to me.

Lame but successful attempt to boost tourism for an otherwise absolutly BORING hole.

Amature Scientist? Naw, professional doofus.
2007-06-01 01:55:20 PM  
I gave it a dollah

You gave it a dollah? Did you think it'd go away if you gave it a dollah?

/almost obligatory.
2007-06-01 01:55:24 PM  
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2007-06-01 01:55:37 PM  
I gave it a dollah

Well of course he's not gonna go away! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more.
2007-06-01 01:55:38 PM  
Still looks like a wave to me.

/people see what they want to see
2007-06-01 01:55:38 PM  
Ummm...this story was posted yesterday on FARK with a CNN link.
2007-06-01 01:55:58 PM Full Size

Some people just see stuff. Then again, it's a well known fact that Adam and Eve used to ride Nessy to church.

/folks could use a little down time IMO
2007-06-01 01:57:49 PM  
I don't know about the Loch Ness Monster, but halfway through that video I believe I saw Santa Claus.
2007-06-01 01:58:38 PM  
it's a street light!
2007-06-01 01:58:47 PM  
This is a repeat.

/And it's obviously a streetlight.
2007-06-01 01:59:18 PM  
quoting kent brockman "its close ecounters of the blurry kind"
2007-06-01 01:59:47 PM  
2007-06-01 02:01:54 PM  
Looks like a boat wake and a beaver to me.
2007-06-01 02:02:16 PM  
what the hell is a streetlight doing in the Loch?
2007-06-01 02:02:41 PM  
2007-06-01 02:03:54 PM  
has anyone got a link to the actual video?
2007-06-01 02:03:57 PM  
"Bill! Your watch is showing!"
"Aw, sonnofa--"
2007-06-01 02:04:05 PM  


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2007-06-01 02:04:37 PM  
I've had nightmares less terrifying than that "amateur scientist"
2007-06-01 02:05:04 PM  
UberDave: I hope it shows the monster asking for about tree fiddy.

I said, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy! Now get off my lawn!
2007-06-01 02:05:39 PM  
third... farkin'... greenlight... on this story... in two days... WITH NO VIDEO. The problem isn't with Fark, really, but the MSM. Who publishes a story about an amazing video online WITH NO VIDEO. I ask you.
2007-06-01 02:06:36 PM  
forget nessie.

I'm talking CHAMP.
2007-06-01 02:06:56 PM  
Now don't go offerin' no monsta no tree fiddy!
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2007-06-01 02:07:07 PM  
this thread is useless without video: (safe for work, but accents may result in longings for single malt scotch)
2007-06-01 02:07:39 PM  
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2007-06-01 02:08:52 PM  
Um, yeah.
2007-06-01 02:10:01 PM  
this is lame, theres nothing in there, it was probably some moss covered log.
2007-06-01 02:10:33 PM  
Is it groundhogs day already

/this was posted yesterday
//wow, just wow
2007-06-01 02:10:51 PM  
Maybe it was a reflection of his beard...
2007-06-01 02:10:59 PM  
LockNes Monster

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2007-06-01 02:11:39 PM  
Wow, so there's no way it could be a large fish swimming just under the surface? That's unpossible, it must be a mythical prehistoric dinosaur!

\or a freshwater coelacanth
2007-06-01 02:11:43 PM  
2007-06-01 02:13:53 PM  
theDesertHamster: it's a street light!

Dammit! I was going to say that!
2007-06-01 02:14:29 PM  
It's the best video I've ever seen of..a wave or something swimming in the water. Seriously, wake me when it pokes its head up out of the water.
2007-06-01 02:15:30 PM  
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