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3826 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2001 at 8:32 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-13 08:50:29 AM  
that's hilarious! wow, he sure was hard to notice. i can just see the border inspector... "hey, why is that one seat fatter than the others? and moving? and look, it's got legs sticking out the bottom. that isn't normal, we'll have to take a look at this."

it be great if someone else sat in the seat without noticing, and he started squirming and saying "hey get off..."
2001-07-13 08:55:11 AM  
Did they catch his sidekick, Tire-boy?
2001-07-13 08:56:29 AM  
"sidekick" would be an appropriate name for tire-boy is someone was buying the car.
2001-07-13 08:59:39 AM  
Bring on the Photoshop!
2001-07-13 09:10:00 AM  
If he was hidden inside the seat, does that mean the drugs were driving?
2001-07-13 09:10:52 AM  
Is he related to Chairface from the Tick animated series?
2001-07-13 09:12:00 AM  
Seat-man. lol. That was too funny.
2001-07-13 09:13:31 AM  
Sad? Damn, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...
2001-07-13 09:19:57 AM  
Mmm, must remeber this one for when i want to enter France uninvited.
2001-07-13 09:38:47 AM  
God, I nearly pissed my pants when seeing that picture! Thanks, Drew :)
2001-07-13 09:38:48 AM  
It appears that 'seat-man' is setting on the can.
Obviously, he's barrel boy's old man.
2001-07-13 09:47:32 AM  
Hmm, my comment didnt make it so I'll post it again:

This guy is just trying to steal Barrel Boy's thunder.
2001-07-13 10:10:39 AM  
I couldn't wait any longer. . . .
"Desperate for Freedom the GLF resorts to an underground Railroad..."
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2001-07-13 10:16:40 AM  
He would have made it if he had duct-taped himself into the seat.
2001-07-13 10:27:47 AM  
Duct tape and shrink wrapped, except his head of course
2001-07-13 10:31:50 AM  
Where was this guy when the other dude's car was shrink wrapped and duct taped? I think the police might want to look into that.
2001-07-13 10:32:14 AM  
Seat-man: foolish border patrol...they may have caught me but they didn't get my 5 brothers who were disguised as the bench seat in the back! hhahahahaha!

border patrol: DOH!
2001-07-13 10:34:12 AM  
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2001-07-13 10:38:54 AM  
Whats up with this seat dude, it feels like their is a spring poking me in the ass?
2001-07-13 10:45:51 AM  
Now we have a new nickname for all those illegals....lazy-boy...to go along with wetback, Rio Grande frogman...and other racist terms.
2001-07-13 10:50:02 AM  
I just dropped a Jubei and it took a whole roll of toilet tissue to clean myself.
2001-07-13 12:07:59 PM  
Man, I don't know whether that's funny or pathetic.

Zulu, you stole my line man. Lazy-Boy. Perfect.

Next they will wrap themselves around the rims. Hey, 4 at a time!! I don't know why they just don't open the borders and let them cascade across. This country has gone to crap anyway.
2001-07-13 12:09:56 PM  
You know, this guy might have stood half a chance if he hadn't had a BEER BELLY. Christ on a cracker, he stuck out a mile. Morons.
2001-07-13 12:58:30 PM  
Psst, Senorita, seet down, an we talk about first thing that pops up!
2001-07-13 01:16:29 PM  
2001-07-13 01:19:31 PM  
2001-07-13 02:23:54 PM  
That's got to be one of the funniest farking things I've ever seen.
2001-07-13 02:34:45 PM  
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Seatboy gets blown by his leather chair lover in an underground S&M dungeon.
2001-07-13 02:40:34 PM  
Sorry folks - first time I tried posting a pic.

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2001-07-13 03:14:49 PM  
Does that make him chair-man of the border?
2001-07-13 03:19:03 PM  
Let him stay in the U.S. , he's at least as smart as Duhbya
2001-07-13 03:25:07 PM  
2001-07-13 04:11:30 PM  
Nice shot Westfall. Scores.
2001-07-13 05:26:05 PM  
"You see NOTHINK!!...."

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2001-07-13 05:34:23 PM  
So that's what happened to my "Caption this picture". :)
2001-07-13 05:38:07 PM  
One more time with this picture, and I'm giving up!


Seatman gets blown by his leather chair lover in an underground S&M dungeon.
2001-07-13 05:49:34 PM  
Seatman gets blown by his leather chair lover in an underground S&M dungeon.
2001-07-13 05:52:42 PM  
2001-07-13 08:03:11 PM  
Seatman, able to disguise himself as any chair, is seen here after a long day of battling evil Mexican drug lords:
"They just fall into my lap. And, they always spaz-out when I say, 'A-ha, got you right where I want you.' I alway get my man in the end."
2001-07-13 08:53:42 PM  
Upon his return to Mexico, sympathetic relatives took Seatman out for dinner. When asked why he wasn't eating, Seatman replied, "I'm stuffed!!".
2001-07-13 09:41:45 PM  
and his side kick : hemorroid DOUGHNUT
2001-07-13 11:56:23 PM  
insert your own joke about the International Space Station here...
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2001-08-24 03:49:45 PM  

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
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