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(Newsday)   Dunkin' Donuts employee calls police when he discovers his customer is an escaped sex slave. "It made my day more sentimental"   (newsday.com) divider line
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Sumatra
2007-05-16 11:53:42 AM  
So I guess Dunkin' Donuts are no longer part of the sex slave underground railroad.
 
Kyosuke
2007-05-16 12:05:07 PM  
1. They had to call police? They don't couldn't just shout across the room?

2. She still had her passport? Slaves don't have passports.

Sounds like a mail-order marriage gone wrong.
 
Kyosuke
2007-05-16 12:05:49 PM  
"don't couldn't"??

Where's my caffeine? I obviously need more.
 
kitschnsync
2007-05-16 12:28:29 PM  
*runs to check his basement*

Crap.

*readies his passport*
 
ArcadianRefugee
2007-05-16 12:36:04 PM  
The article mentions nothing about sex.
 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2007-05-16 1:08:27 PM  
Time to make the donuts...or you get the hose.
 
elpepe55
2007-05-16 2:14:27 PM  
Where's Pete? Oh, halfway down the page.
 
mcsestretch
2007-05-16 2:14:57 PM  
I wondered where little Jaji went...

Gotta capture a new one now...
 
StoneyBologna
2007-05-16 2:15:07 PM  
This is the patent office. We would like to talk to you about copyrigt infringement. It appears you are plagarizing yesterday's news.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2804814
 
unclebobscircus
2007-05-16 2:16:07 PM  
Jeez, this looks familiar

Old and Busted: Hiring day laborers to clean your house. New Hotness: Keeping two Indonesian women as slaves to clean your house
 
WinnipegDragon
2007-05-16 2:16:10 PM  
The article mentions nothing about sex.

A young indonesian woman covered in bruises and calling someone master. Seriously, read between the lines.
 
lawman2k
2007-05-16 2:17:06 PM  
[image from heartpunchstudio.com too old to be available]

Not impressed.
 
mike_d85
2007-05-16 2:17:25 PM  
Dunkin' Donuts employee calls police when he discovers his customer is an escaped sex slave.
So they could return her.
 
Jument
2007-05-16 2:17:32 PM  
WinnipegDragon

I only made her cook and clean, I swear.
 
rufus-t-firefly
2007-05-16 2:17:58 PM  
"It places the glaze on the skin..."
 
Soylent
2007-05-16 2:18:15 PM  
And how do they know it was a multi million dollar home? In Muttontown?
 
Timmaay
2007-05-16 2:19:24 PM  
they called the cops to help recover their stolen property.
 
jonj1980
2007-05-16 2:20:19 PM  
muttontown is a good hike from syosset. story sounds a bit of a stretch.
/grew up in great neck.
 
sumupid
2007-05-16 2:20:41 PM  
kyosuki = hilarious
 
Turfshoe
2007-05-16 2:21:10 PM  
Soylent And how do they know it was a multi million dollar home? In Muttontown?

It would be a fairly good guess. Muttontown is a wealthy area.
 
Timmaay
2007-05-16 2:23:03 PM  
I find it hilarious that on the same page, they have a link that says "Roslyn Votes on School Budget"

We demand more money for Sex Slaves!! All in favor, say "Aye".

All opposed, GFY.
 
muleskin
2007-05-16 2:23:12 PM  
any shack in muttontown is a million dollar home

/grew up a few towns away
//owns no sex slaves
///volunteers?
///um, no doodz
 
Greenbeanx
2007-05-16 2:24:06 PM  
Was she wasn't one of these guys...?

[image from img259.imageshack.us too old to be available]

/unimpressed
 
ipomoea
2007-05-16 2:24:20 PM  
[image from img513.imageshack.us too old to be available]

Muttontown?
 
Turfshoe
2007-05-16 2:25:44 PM  
jonj1980 good hike from syosset. story sounds a bit of a stretch.
/grew up in great neck.

No it isn't, they basically border each other. It would be less than 4 miles from Muttontown to that Dunkin Donuts.

/grew up in Jericho
 
NCg8r
2007-05-16 2:25:59 PM  
I thought the point of being rich was that they give up the booty WITHOUT having to resort to kidnapping and force. Now that I see this isn't the case, I'm quitting my job and going to study my true passion: the effects of THC on various flavors of Oreos and Klondike bars...
 
Pocket_Rocket
2007-05-16 2:26:15 PM  
[image from newsday.com too old to be available]
 
Luther924s
2007-05-16 2:26:35 PM  
I work at Dunkin Donuts, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these answers.

\obligatory
 
DrForrester
2007-05-16 2:29:38 PM  
TFA made my day more semi-mental.
 
scavenger
2007-05-16 2:30:04 PM  
Luther:
I'm an escaped sex slave, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
alpha charlie bravo
2007-05-16 2:30:11 PM  
This article fills in the missing details:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-bzslav0516,0,1513272.story
 
Zarkin Frood
2007-05-16 2:30:42 PM  
Uhm... why did Mohammed say "To know what went on, I would never want my mother or anyone's mother to be treated like that So this chick was old?

And why did they only call 911 after finding scars behind her ears? What does that indicate? Are behind-the-ears-scar-searches common practice among nurses?

In other news, I already saw this episode of Law and Order.
 
DaRblGen
2007-05-16 2:30:43 PM  
In other news, Some FARKer is going to have a real suprise when he comes home and goes to the basement today
 
AliasUndercover
2007-05-16 2:32:21 PM  
rufus-t-firefly, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
 
McMc
2007-05-16 2:33:35 PM  
This is actually front page news for Newsday. The best part of the story is the incredible (and eminently Photoshop-able) picture of the Cruella De Vil slavemistress on today's Newsday front page.

[image from newsday.com too old to be available]
 
nomorelurking
2007-05-16 2:36:36 PM  
Oh, I came in here to say Varsha is a dead ringer for Cruella DeVil.

The slave that wandered in to the donut shop was 51 years old. Oops. There go your hot indonesian slave girl fantasies.
 
unicron702
2007-05-16 2:37:14 PM  
That woman is the real life inspiration for every "Evil Disney Female Queen" ever. The cops probably had a ride a horse in and lance her ass before she turned in a dragon.
 
salty2
2007-05-16 2:37:55 PM  
She wasn't a sex slave, just a slave. Read the post, better paper
 
Zarkin Frood
2007-05-16 2:41:52 PM  
salty2 I dunno... I read the other Newsday article and it says Her husband allowed the torture to go on and benefited from the household services of the women. So you tell me.
 
four95
2007-05-16 2:43:30 PM  
[image from nypost.com too old to be available]
 
KJUW89
2007-05-16 2:45:03 PM  
scavenger

I see what you did there...
 
Luther924s
2007-05-16 2:45:11 PM  
[image from img526.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
sombreradoraloca
2007-05-16 2:46:30 PM  
Gah, Varsha needs to get that hook nose fixed.

Maybe someone will "correct it" for her in PMITA prison.
 
RabidCanary
2007-05-16 2:50:17 PM  
Did she give two weeks notice?
 
thezeppo
2007-05-16 2:59:31 PM  
Is keeping slaves the new cool thing for rich people to do?
 
Wulfhardt
2007-05-16 2:59:53 PM  
Hopefully they'll catch the little bastard who did this and confiscate his gonads. In my book, he's lost the right to keep and bear reproductive organs.
 
MisterPickles
2007-05-16 3:00:59 PM  
Yet another reason why Dunkin' Donuts kicks Starbucks ass any day.
 
RedfordRenegade
2007-05-16 3:01:02 PM  
Huh, that's weird, thier myspace pages mention nothing of being slaves?!?! What gives?
 
airsupport
2007-05-16 3:02:52 PM  
Time to free the sex slaves.
 
Fuggin Bizzy
2007-05-16 3:03:20 PM  
sombreradoraloca: Maybe someone will "correct it" for her in PMITA prison.

PMITA prison - it's just not funny anymore. The first time, absolutely. Heck, even the hundredth time I chuckled a little. But somewhere around the 35,275th time some Farker shoe-horned a PMITA prison reference into a thread for no apparent reason, I just stopped laughing. Now it's just tired and threadbare. Gah.

/Got nothin'? Mention anal sex in any way possible. Post the owl picture. That shiat never gets old.
 
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