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(Newsday)   Dunkin' Donuts employee calls police when he discovers his customer is an escaped sex slave. "It made my day more sentimental"   ( divider line
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2007-05-16 11:53:42 AM  
So I guess Dunkin' Donuts are no longer part of the sex slave underground railroad.
2007-05-16 12:05:07 PM  
1. They had to call police? They don't couldn't just shout across the room?

2. She still had her passport? Slaves don't have passports.

Sounds like a mail-order marriage gone wrong.
2007-05-16 12:05:49 PM  
"don't couldn't"??

Where's my caffeine? I obviously need more.
2007-05-16 12:28:29 PM  
*runs to check his basement*


*readies his passport*
2007-05-16 12:36:04 PM  
The article mentions nothing about sex.
2007-05-16 1:08:27 PM  
Time to make the donuts...or you get the hose.
2007-05-16 2:14:27 PM  
Where's Pete? Oh, halfway down the page.
2007-05-16 2:14:57 PM  
I wondered where little Jaji went...

Gotta capture a new one now...
2007-05-16 2:15:07 PM  
This is the patent office. We would like to talk to you about copyrigt infringement. It appears you are plagarizing yesterday's news.
2007-05-16 2:16:07 PM  
Jeez, this looks familiar

Old and Busted: Hiring day laborers to clean your house. New Hotness: Keeping two Indonesian women as slaves to clean your house
2007-05-16 2:16:10 PM  
The article mentions nothing about sex.

A young indonesian woman covered in bruises and calling someone master. Seriously, read between the lines.
2007-05-16 2:17:06 PM  
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Not impressed.
2007-05-16 2:17:25 PM  
Dunkin' Donuts employee calls police when he discovers his customer is an escaped sex slave.
So they could return her.
2007-05-16 2:17:32 PM  

I only made her cook and clean, I swear.
2007-05-16 2:17:58 PM  
"It places the glaze on the skin..."
2007-05-16 2:18:15 PM  
And how do they know it was a multi million dollar home? In Muttontown?
2007-05-16 2:19:24 PM  
they called the cops to help recover their stolen property.
2007-05-16 2:20:19 PM  
muttontown is a good hike from syosset. story sounds a bit of a stretch.
/grew up in great neck.
2007-05-16 2:20:41 PM  
kyosuki = hilarious
2007-05-16 2:21:10 PM  
Soylent And how do they know it was a multi million dollar home? In Muttontown?

It would be a fairly good guess. Muttontown is a wealthy area.
2007-05-16 2:23:03 PM  
I find it hilarious that on the same page, they have a link that says "Roslyn Votes on School Budget"

We demand more money for Sex Slaves!! All in favor, say "Aye".

All opposed, GFY.
2007-05-16 2:23:12 PM  
any shack in muttontown is a million dollar home

/grew up a few towns away
//owns no sex slaves
///um, no doodz
2007-05-16 2:24:06 PM  
Was she wasn't one of these guys...?

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2007-05-16 2:24:20 PM  
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2007-05-16 2:25:44 PM  
jonj1980 good hike from syosset. story sounds a bit of a stretch.
/grew up in great neck.

No it isn't, they basically border each other. It would be less than 4 miles from Muttontown to that Dunkin Donuts.

/grew up in Jericho
2007-05-16 2:25:59 PM  
I thought the point of being rich was that they give up the booty WITHOUT having to resort to kidnapping and force. Now that I see this isn't the case, I'm quitting my job and going to study my true passion: the effects of THC on various flavors of Oreos and Klondike bars...
2007-05-16 2:26:15 PM  
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2007-05-16 2:26:35 PM  
I work at Dunkin Donuts, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these answers.

2007-05-16 2:29:38 PM  
TFA made my day more semi-mental.
2007-05-16 2:30:04 PM  
I'm an escaped sex slave, so I'm really getting a kick...
2007-05-16 2:30:11 PM  
2007-05-16 2:30:42 PM  
Uhm... why did Mohammed say "To know what went on, I would never want my mother or anyone's mother to be treated like that So this chick was old?

And why did they only call 911 after finding scars behind her ears? What does that indicate? Are behind-the-ears-scar-searches common practice among nurses?

In other news, I already saw this episode of Law and Order.
2007-05-16 2:30:43 PM  
In other news, Some FARKer is going to have a real suprise when he comes home and goes to the basement today
2007-05-16 2:32:21 PM  
2007-05-16 2:33:35 PM  
This is actually front page news for Newsday. The best part of the story is the incredible (and eminently Photoshop-able) picture of the Cruella De Vil slavemistress on today's Newsday front page.

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2007-05-16 2:36:36 PM  
Oh, I came in here to say Varsha is a dead ringer for Cruella DeVil.

The slave that wandered in to the donut shop was 51 years old. Oops. There go your hot indonesian slave girl fantasies.
2007-05-16 2:37:14 PM  
That woman is the real life inspiration for every "Evil Disney Female Queen" ever. The cops probably had a ride a horse in and lance her ass before she turned in a dragon.
2007-05-16 2:37:55 PM  
She wasn't a sex slave, just a slave. Read the post, better paper
2007-05-16 2:41:52 PM  
salty2 I dunno... I read the other Newsday article and it says Her husband allowed the torture to go on and benefited from the household services of the women. So you tell me.
2007-05-16 2:43:30 PM  
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2007-05-16 2:45:03 PM  

I see what you did there...
2007-05-16 2:45:11 PM  
2007-05-16 2:46:30 PM  
Gah, Varsha needs to get that hook nose fixed.

Maybe someone will "correct it" for her in PMITA prison.
2007-05-16 2:50:17 PM  
Did she give two weeks notice?
2007-05-16 2:59:31 PM  
Is keeping slaves the new cool thing for rich people to do?
2007-05-16 2:59:53 PM  
Hopefully they'll catch the little bastard who did this and confiscate his gonads. In my book, he's lost the right to keep and bear reproductive organs.
2007-05-16 3:00:59 PM  
Yet another reason why Dunkin' Donuts kicks Starbucks ass any day.
2007-05-16 3:01:02 PM  
Huh, that's weird, thier myspace pages mention nothing of being slaves?!?! What gives?
2007-05-16 3:02:52 PM  
Time to free the sex slaves.
2007-05-16 3:03:20 PM  
sombreradoraloca: Maybe someone will "correct it" for her in PMITA prison.

PMITA prison
- it's just not funny anymore. The first time, absolutely. Heck, even the hundredth time I chuckled a little. But somewhere around the 35,275th time some Farker shoe-horned a PMITA prison reference into a thread for no apparent reason, I just stopped laughing. Now it's just tired and threadbare. Gah.

/Got nothin'? Mention anal sex in any way possible. Post the owl picture. That shiat never gets old.
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