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28310 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2002 at 11:47 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-08-23 06:17:05 PM  
"Wanna see my billy club?"
2002-08-23 06:26:20 PM  
"Spread 'em"
2002-08-23 06:39:26 PM  
"Just two more years, officer"
2002-08-23 07:53:11 PM  
"Hey sweet babies. How 'bout we make a ham sandwich?"
2002-08-23 09:33:49 PM  
"So, ya like yer doughnuts glazed?"
2002-08-23 09:36:47 PM  
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to do a cavity search"
2002-08-23 11:02:02 PM  
"I'm a cop, you idiot"
2002-08-23 11:42:41 PM  
"ok, so your not old enough yet, how old's your twin sis there ?"
2002-08-24 12:34:09 AM  
oh come now....

"ok, license, registration, and proof of insurance. You know why I pulled you over?"

2002-08-24 12:35:28 AM  
"you ever seen a grown man nakid ?"
2002-08-24 12:36:50 AM  
"STOP! or I'll say STOP!! again!"
(hehe....he's a rent-a-cop)
2002-08-24 12:37:38 AM  
"you two realize VegasJ is the only one posting in this thread?"
2002-08-24 01:34:42 AM  
"Ok ladies, I'm gonna need to see two pieces of ID from each one of you"
2002-08-24 01:41:18 AM  
"So... you think you guys might be able to talk to somebody and get me in one of those Police Academy movies? Cause that'd REALLY be swell."
2002-08-24 01:42:16 AM  
'yeah, officer. just 10 more hours and then i can drive a real car!'
2002-08-24 03:42:47 AM  
"So... how much?"
2002-08-24 04:00:14 AM  
"Yeah that's right... my name's Drew. Drew Curtis."
2002-08-24 05:56:44 AM  
"Sooooooo, you guys up for a brief tour of St Patricks catherdral?"
2002-08-24 06:46:47 AM  
"Hey honies, you see my badge? That's right, my name is [image from too old to be available]. Wanna see?"

** Props to the Peacemeister.
2002-08-24 11:49:45 AM  
"Glad too see you two are getting your boobies."
2002-08-24 11:50:31 AM  
"Do either of you notice how uncomfortably close my arm is resting to your hair, miss?"
2002-08-24 11:51:54 AM  
"Girls, you know that you're old enough for me?"
2002-08-24 11:52:16 AM  
"either of you ever hear a cherry, pop ?"
2002-08-24 11:52:39 AM  
"You're under arrest for endangering the public. No, your driving was fine. I mean your movie careers."
2002-08-24 11:54:40 AM  
"Ahh.. so he told you he was 16 huh?"
2002-08-24 11:55:47 AM  
Now....with voting!
"How about getting busted by this man in two years."
2002-08-24 11:56:46 AM  
"And then we went to see Blue Crush, and then there was this guy who was really cute, but then OH MY GOD he was with this total skank, and..."

/teenage girl
2002-08-24 11:58:16 AM  
Officer: "I just wanted to warn you girls about a VegasJ that is currently captioning you on We've got our boys monitoring his actions and will alert you to any threat."
2002-08-24 11:59:01 AM  
"Gee you smell purty. I gotta get some of that 'too-young-for-me-to-be-porking' perfume fer mah old lady"
2002-08-24 11:59:22 AM  

"Officer, where is the unemployment line?"
2002-08-24 11:59:35 AM  
You know, I was a Catholic priest in my past life.
2002-08-24 12:00:45 PM  
"So... Wanna hit it?"
2002-08-24 12:01:25 PM  
"i pulled you over cause i want some cooter"
2002-08-24 12:01:44 PM  
"How about you bribe me with sex?"
2002-08-24 12:01:53 PM  
"OK, will the usual dual-BJ'er fix the ticket?"
2002-08-24 12:05:53 PM  
"Do you know how fast I am growing?"
2002-08-24 12:06:53 PM  
"Let's fark. Right here, right now."
2002-08-24 12:07:48 PM  
"Tear off your penis and replace it with this one!"
2002-08-24 12:08:22 PM  
"Only 658 days, 11 hours, 50 minutes, and 58 seconds, eh?"
2002-08-24 12:08:32 PM  
Hi Officer I need to Report that there are numerous Repeat posts on Fark today and in other news, can you direct me to the station that wants us to perform or act? i can't seem to find it
2002-08-24 12:09:54 PM  
Mary-Kate to Ashley: "Mind if I take a dump in your mouth? People can vote for our underage scat porn now!"
2002-08-24 12:10:12 PM  
Officer.. Have you ever had twins before?
2002-08-24 12:10:32 PM  
"I like peas. Do you like peas?"
2002-08-24 12:11:18 PM  
"Oh ya know, it's tough making all these movies, selling all our merchandise, appearing on Leno. How have you been Mr. Coulier?"
2002-08-24 12:11:22 PM  
Security removes Mary-Kate and Ashley from the Pro-Am Golf Tournament for "egregious rules violations" despite the young ladies' protests that they can't walk more than a mile without developing strange circulatory problems.
2002-08-24 12:16:44 PM  
"Did you know we're now selling Olsen Twins brand haircare products at Wal-Mart?"
2002-08-24 12:16:47 PM  
"Well, the thing is....I have this whole Full House fetish thing going on........"
2002-08-24 12:17:29 PM  
"Do you know how fast you were going? This is a 5 mph golfcart zone..."
2002-08-24 12:31:21 PM  
"Girls, this is a golf cart. It only goes about 6mph. So for the last time, will you stop trying to get on the freeway?"
2002-08-24 12:31:32 PM  
"I'd hit ya both, but I don't want to be hit in jail!"
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