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(SFGate)   A young lady of Seville would not think of attending the bullfights at the Maestranza ring without.. OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2007-04-28 02:04:34 AM  
It's Lord Voldemort with a Wig!

2007-04-28 02:06:29 AM  
Did they run out of room at the cemetery?
2007-04-28 02:06:51 AM  
Bob Down
That's someone's great-great-great-grandmother you uncaring bastards.

2007-04-28 02:07:28 AM  
Its the Grinch!!!!!

/what stole bullfighting........
2007-04-28 02:07:41 AM  
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Yep, this about says it.

2007-04-28 02:08:05 AM  
I wonder what she looked like when she was younger.

2007-04-28 02:08:36 AM  
I think that is the duchess of Alba
2007-04-28 02:08:44 AM  
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Avada Kedavra for the penis....
2007-04-28 02:10:43 AM  
We need fire. And lots of it.

/Would hit some of the others though
2007-04-28 02:11:08 AM  
2007-04-28 02:11:15 AM  
I'm terrified...yet I can't stop laughing

+1-1 Subby...for making me laugh but giving me nightmares
2007-04-28 02:11:23 AM  
If Tom Waits were a drag queen...
2007-04-28 02:11:32 AM  
Holy crap. I stared at the picture for a while, trying to figure out why it ended up on fark. Not seeing anything out of the ordinary at first, I moved closer to the screen for a better look. Then...I saw it.

It's not every day that you actually recoil in horror.

Thanks, subby.

¡No me gusta! ¡Pavorosa!
2007-04-28 02:11:44 AM  
Golf claps Subby.

I originally thought it was referring to the whopper of a comb & lace job on her head, before I did a double-take at the WTF on the bottom right.
2007-04-28 02:11:59 AM  
I think the girl in blue on the right is wondering what the hell is up with that too.......
2007-04-28 02:13:22 AM  
I got scared. Went for a glass of milk. Checked comments. New Keyboard's in store.
2007-04-28 02:13:25 AM  
Props subbie. I replayed the headline *exactly*...

Jebus. That's the stuff nightmares are made of.
2007-04-28 02:13:52 AM  
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2007-04-28 02:14:40 AM  

jesus christ that was funny as hell
the joke works perfectly
you think at first its the weird headress, and then OH MY GODU&%RYQ*(Y#TY#THOIFSD&*(Q#

Farking excellent
2007-04-28 02:15:48 AM  
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Someone chose unwisely.
2007-04-28 02:16:17 AM  
Never before has a headline so accurately described a picture..
2007-04-28 02:18:21 AM  
It was begging to be done:

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2007-04-28 02:19:02 AM  
[image from insomniacmania.com too old to be available]

End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad.
2007-04-28 02:20:08 AM  
the lesson in this: spanish girls are hot till they hit old age. and then BAM! it's all downhill from there.
2007-04-28 02:20:14 AM  
the image a few paces back makes me giggle to...
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He looks so happy!
2007-04-28 02:20:33 AM  
Anyone have a picture of the mutated alien from "Alien: Resurection"?
The resemblance is uncanny.
2007-04-28 02:20:38 AM  
I'd hit it....for about $200,000.

I saw this, and like many others was looking at it, thinking, WTF was submitty think....OMG.

Then the next thought was-on the plus side this wasn't a pic of some teacher molesting a 14 yr old. This is what Fark has done to my brain.
2007-04-28 02:20:40 AM  
Steven Tyler?
2007-04-28 02:22:40 AM  
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2007-04-28 02:24:08 AM  
wow, that's a ugly broad
2007-04-28 02:24:16 AM  
I didn't notice "it" the first time. Only when I began reading the thread, and went back to the link, did I notice. I'm already insomniac and a drunk. After this, I may never sleep again.
2007-04-28 02:25:43 AM  
Hiro Nakamura wins the thread.

Seriously though, none of those women look like they care to be there at all.
2007-04-28 02:27:15 AM  
OMG, someone needs to make this into a Instashop, STAT!
2007-04-28 02:29:16 AM  
LowbrowDeluxe I challenge someone to find a 'DO NOT WANT' strong enough.

I think this about covers it. NSFW
2007-04-28 02:29:54 AM  
the lesson in this: spanish girls are hot till they hit old age. and then BAM! it's all downhill from there.

Dude. That's true for ALL of Europe. I was in Germany. Young and Hot, Old and Busted. Every time. Italy on the other hand, they start going down hill the second they turn 18. Except in Milan. It's freaky.

On a side note, has anyone noticed that Dark Crystal witch/chick has erect nipples? Thanks Oznog.

\Best. Headline. Evar.
2007-04-28 02:30:27 AM  

Good call!
2007-04-28 02:30:59 AM  
That reminds me of...hey look at this website, look real close and you can see a picture of mickey mouse and goofy in the trees. Yeah, that's it, look real close and be sure to turn off all the lights to see it better.

Hmm, can't see anything. Maybe I need to look closer...

2007-04-28 02:33:05 AM  
rathoth: On a side note, has anyone noticed that Dark Crystal witch/chick has erect nipples?

Remembered that as a kid seeing it in the theatre. Those witchbags flew around like a water douser's rods.
2007-04-28 02:33:11 AM  
That's freaking hilarious!
2007-04-28 02:34:38 AM  
Wow.... that was my EXACT reaction.. jebus wtf?
2007-04-28 02:34:48 AM  
Is that William Shatner holding Stephen Hawking's Feet?
2007-04-28 02:34:54 AM  
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2007-04-28 02:37:05 AM  
My first thought.

/Are they related?
//Maybe someone with more PS skill can get the asian kid into this one...
2007-04-28 02:41:56 AM  
But seriously...does anyone know the hottie in the bottom right corner's NAME?
2007-04-28 02:42:56 AM  
"Mother! Oh God, mother!"
2007-04-28 02:43:07 AM  
This round is on me, Subby, best laugh I've had all week.
2007-04-28 02:45:04 AM  
w... t... f... is.. that...

/not gonna sleep tonite
2007-04-28 02:45:25 AM  
korean girls also hit a milestone of some sort and BAM! also downhill. the old ladies scare the bejeezus out of me.
2007-04-28 02:46:00 AM  
Aughra FTW!
2007-04-28 02:46:26 AM  
[image from i162.photobucket.com too old to be available]

Okay, I am so freaked out by this, steely eye stare.

Is that an adam's apple? Really bad plastic surgery?
I need therapy (six pack or more) to get over this.

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