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(Telegraph) Hero Scientists announce method for saving the planet: Stop going to work   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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13322 clicks; posted to Main » and Fandom » on 23 Apr 2007 at 5:04 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2007-04-23 3:15:29 PM  
They may have something there.
 
2007-04-23 3:30:03 PM  
Yeah, it's called a hunter-gatherer society where we all live in caves and die before 30....
 
2007-04-23 3:37:13 PM  
LordZorch: Yeah, it's called a hunter-gatherer society where we all live in caves and die before 30....

You'd prefer senile dementia and wearing diapers again?

/hope I die before I get old
 
2007-04-23 3:38:39 PM  
LordZorch
Yeah, it's called a hunter-gatherer society where we all live in caves and die before 30....

No, no, no. If you're a good hunter/gatherer, and you avoid the saber-toothed tigers, you can make it to at least 40.

Geez, you'd think you Reaganomics dudes would understand the whole survival of the fittest concept. It's what trickle-down is based on.
 
2007-04-23 4:03:45 PM  
Shut up. I'm in.
 
2007-04-23 4:04:20 PM  
I'll keep going to work so I can afford lots of depends....
 
2007-04-23 4:21:19 PM  
Fark yeah. Suddenly this week the lights downtown were no longer coordinated during rush hour. I just sat and thought about how much more crap makes it into the air through all the idling because of idiotic traffic light timing.

Telecommuting also benefits from the fact that my 6-year-old Dell desktop can run circles around our crappy network PCs here. I'd get twice as much done in half the time.
 
2007-04-23 4:28:26 PM  
Or, stop living so far from work. I can walk to my office. It's 45 minutes at a good clip, but that also helps compensate for all the beer.
 
2007-04-23 5:07:55 PM  
I stopped working at work. Does that count?
 
2007-04-23 5:08:13 PM  
SWEET!!!
 
2007-04-23 5:09:33 PM  
Finally something I can get behind
 
2007-04-23 5:09:51 PM  
how about "STOP GOING TO WAR".
The amount of $ to the military could pay for a few useful things like education and contributing to a better quality of life for all.

scuse me, I gotta answer the door, some large men in black suits to see me....
 
2007-04-23 5:10:13 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker yes, you can consider yourself green.

DNRTFA
 
2007-04-23 5:10:59 PM  
Do I have to go somewhere to sign up?
 
2007-04-23 5:11:03 PM  
Mr Templeman urged ministers not to rush into policies that risked harming the economy, such as caps on emissions and carbon taxes.
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Maybe it would be beneficial to compare the impact of an ice age vs. economic policies...
 
2007-04-23 5:12:06 PM  
TFA - Miles Templeman, the institute's director-general, said offering employees greater flexibility would ease pressure on transport networks and cut rush-hour power demand - thereby reducing emissions.

Meanwhile, people run electrical appliances/AC/etc at home when it would otherwise be off, while employers still power offices at the workplace. Reducing transportation costs maybe, but are they sure that this would cut power demand?
 
2007-04-23 5:12:06 PM  
I live less than four miles away from work, and once they trust me enough I'll be able to telecommute.

If you aren't like me, you want America to dependent on foreign oil, and are probably a terrorist.
 
2007-04-23 5:12:16 PM  
Adman12

When I lived in Columbus Ohio I wanted to live close to work. The problem was my work place was in the ghetto, and there was just no place within walking distance. I think a lot of people have that same issue. Either the area around their work is not safe, or there is no housing around, etc.

Not sure how you solve that.
 
2007-04-23 5:12:49 PM  
I'm already doing that, and it's everything that I thought it could be.
 
2007-04-23 5:13:03 PM  
Easier said than done. My boss, like many I've dealt with in the past, is functionally retarded. She believes that to function as a "team," we've all got to be in our offices during all normal working hours, regardless of workload.
 
2007-04-23 5:13:19 PM  
My wife biked to work today. I'm going to go ahead and take credit for that since we file our taxes jointly.
 
2007-04-23 5:13:52 PM  
"STOP GOING TO WAR"

Obviously you are thinking short term.

What happens if there is no war? The human population would skyrocket in no time at all.

Overpopulation is the biggest threat to this planet. IMHO war helps keep the balance.
 
2007-04-23 5:13:53 PM  
As well as the articles suggestion I would also add the addition of incentives for businesses to move from the downtown core to the suburbs (closer to employees although if unmanaged this could increase urban sprawl which is also bad), bring more people to live in the downtown versus the suburbs, and that sort of thing. In short, as Adman12 said, get people living closer to where they work. And make public transit systems reliable and efficient. More people would take public transit in many urban centres if it wasn't frequently such a pain in the ass.
 
2007-04-23 5:13:58 PM  
Not everyone can work from home. My job requires that actually be at the office most of the time. Kinda hard to teach without being there in front of students.

/Works as an instructor for a software company.
//Not teaching today.
///Why am I here then?
 
2007-04-23 5:14:06 PM  
I'm at work right now so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-04-23 5:14:09 PM  
I do not contribute to global warming. I'm an artist. I draw unemployment.
 
2007-04-23 5:14:28 PM  
If it gets me out going to work, I'll believe in man-made global warming.
 
2007-04-23 5:14:34 PM  
I wonder how much waste depleted uranium releases into the environment and how much is absorbed by the average US GI?
 
2007-04-23 5:14:35 PM  
Or....the goverment could make all traffic lights stay green.

That way people get to work quicker and burn less fuel and the unlucky ones get into car accidents which will effectively take their cars off the road.

Win/Win.
 
2007-04-23 5:14:57 PM  
The responses from the scared wage slaves will be predictable. Along the lines of, "git a jahb" or "hard werkin' dammit" or "yer lazy" or "yer a comyunist" or "the sky will fall if we work less than 60 hrs a week" or "I aint skeered"...
 
2007-04-23 5:14:57 PM  
I have a better one: stop reproducing.

Continued population growth will burn through resources much faster than any green-oriented solutions can save them.

That is the bottom-line truth that underlies all discussions of climate change and resource depletion. Nothing else will make a shred of difference.
 
2007-04-23 5:15:25 PM  
Europeans don't work as it is.
 
2007-04-23 5:15:57 PM  
Count me in!
 
2007-04-23 5:16:05 PM  
See ya in Vegas, baby!
 
2007-04-23 5:16:07 PM  
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Meanwhile, people run electrical appliances/AC/etc at home when it would otherwise be off, while employers still power offices at the workplace. Reducing transportation costs maybe, but are they sure that this would cut power demand?

Well they are mostly focusing on emissions and I believe that overall cars and transportation contribute far more in terms of emissions than the power grid does even during peak periods just because it is more efficient. That and it may be easier to get power grids more efficient and "greener" than cars/trucks/etc.
 
2007-04-23 5:17:17 PM  
I walk to work. Neener neener neener.
Suck it, suburbanites. It's your fault that all the housing in the city is ghetto fabulous now.
 
2007-04-23 5:17:46 PM  
I say, bring ALL the troops we have elsewhere back home, stop wasting money on stupid research, and do not invest in anything for one month. Distribute the savings among the population for a month. Then, make it a once a year holiday for a week.

Or, we could all just rebel now, and change it all.

Oops. some big guys in suits at the door... Wow, those farkers are fast!
 
2007-04-23 5:17:54 PM  
I have stopped going to work...you are all now safe.
 
2007-04-23 5:18:33 PM  
telecommuters FTW!

(honestly, I have an excuse, but how do the rest of you find time during the day to sit on fark?)
 
2007-04-23 5:18:50 PM  
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Meanwhile, people run electrical appliances/AC/etc at home when it would otherwise be off, while employers still power offices at the workplace. Reducing transportation costs maybe, but are they sure that this would cut power demand?

I would guess it is more about emissions. Cars produce huge emissions. Reducing the number of people commuting would not only stop their emissions, but also lighten the traffic which would help reduce emissions of people who do go to work.

Thwack: Not everyone can work from home. My job requires that actually be at the office most of the time. Kinda hard to teach without being there in front of students.

Yeah. Kind of heard for my wife to see her patients if she is not in her office or at the hospital. At least her office is two miles from our house.
 
2007-04-23 5:19:06 PM  
I bet that more than half of the jobs in corporate America can be done from home.
 
2007-04-23 5:20:13 PM  
Where do I sign up for this?
 
2007-04-23 5:20:34 PM  
Sounds a lot like that great new diet plan: stop eating.
 
2007-04-23 5:21:24 PM  
Atomic_Puppy: I bet that more than half of the jobs in corporate America can be done from home.


I'll take the over. I know far more than half the people in my company could easily work from home.
 
2007-04-23 5:21:35 PM  
entropic_existence: As well as the articles suggestion I would also add the addition of incentives for businesses to move from the downtown core to the suburbs (closer to employees although if unmanaged this could increase urban sprawl which is also bad), bring more people to live in the downtown versus the suburbs, and that sort of thing.

That would be nice, but the roads around suburbs can not handle that much traffic. And the poor urban areas would just die from economic starvation since what brought people into those areas were the work areas.
 
2007-04-23 5:22:16 PM  
Give me all your money!

/dont know where I am
//dont know what this means
///already wears depends
 
2007-04-23 5:23:03 PM  
One thing I've heard from telecommuters before, and I don't know how true this is, but they said they get bored with being at home all day.

I have heard this from more than one, so I do put some stock in it.

I could see this being very true, I know many people whose main social interaction is through going to the office everyday. Heck, I know I am like that.
 
2007-04-23 5:23:36 PM  
I work from home.. it's overrated.

/wife, baby and 3 year old at home
 
2007-04-23 5:25:07 PM  
It would be nice if they boosted some public transportation options for those of us in the suburbs. I've been living in the same town for quite some years, a half-hour drive from Madison, WI (where I work), and a light rail service would be fantastic. I wouldn't have to burn gas or find parking everyday. I've been expecting them to build it every year for the last tem years or so.
 
2007-04-23 5:25:35 PM  
I'm self-employed and work from home. All the corporate-whores (a.k.a. u) are ruining the environment. Get off my planet.
 
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