Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Smoking Gun)   Sheryl Crow's backstage list: Monday: Maker's Mark. Tuesday: Bombay Gin. Wednesday: Courvosier. Nothing about toilet paper, though. The Smoking Gun is there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Asinine  
•       •       •

23962 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 23 Apr 2007 at 12:59 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



218 Comments     (+0 »)


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2007-04-23 10:42:02 AM  
All I wanna do is have some fun?
 
2007-04-23 10:50:49 AM  
Wow, the hit job keeps on coming. You try do something decent for the world and look what happens
 
2007-04-23 10:50:59 AM  
So that's why she really went to The White House Correspondents' Dinner... OPEN BAR!
 
2007-04-23 10:53:28 AM  
I blame the TP lobby and their stranglehold on the mainstream media.
 
2007-04-23 10:56:33 AM  
StinkyFiddlewinks:

Wow, the hit job keeps on coming. You try do something decent for the world and look what happens

Riiiiight. The world is piling on poor little Sheryl because all she cares about is the environment.

I hope she recycles all the glass and aluminum from all the beer and liquor.
 
2007-04-23 11:01:58 AM  
MyNameIsNotMervGriffin: you've never seen a concert rider with beer and/or liquor? You must be more naive than even you think.
 
2007-04-23 11:17:23 AM  
paging ric romero: the backstage concert riders for multiplatinum-selling artists sometimes include top-shelf alcohol!
 
2007-04-23 12:00:31 PM  
StinkyFiddlewinks: you've never seen a concert rider with beer and/or liquor?

One that specifies, for one person, a fifth of hard liquor, two bottles of wine and 18 bottles of beer every day?

Can't say as I have.
 
2007-04-23 12:22:58 PM  
I was at the Crow / Global Warming Lecture last Monday and the TP remark *is a joke* they make on stage.
 
2007-04-23 12:27:32 PM  
MyNameIsNotMervGriffin
One that specifies, for one person, a fifth of hard liquor, two bottles of wine and 18 bottles of beer every day?

Does the rider say that she has to actually consume all of it every day by herself? Is she not allowed to take any with her for load out or give it to guests? Does she have to chug it in front of the venue manager before she's allowed to leave the dressing room?

Didn't think so.
 
2007-04-23 12:48:25 PM  
FlashHarry: paging ric romero: the backstage concert riders for multiplatinum-selling artists sometimes include top-shelf alcohol!

Wow wow wow. Let's not get carried away and call Maker's Mark top-shelf.
 
2007-04-23 1:02:30 PM  
"I got my Courvosier!"
 
2007-04-23 1:02:42 PM  
"Some times you tell the day by the bottle that you drink..."
 
2007-04-23 1:02:48 PM  
Where's the knife for cheese?
 
2007-04-23 1:04:11 PM  
Temescal

But we do know that only the true connosseurs drink Bombay gin.

/More important is what kind of beer.
 
2007-04-23 1:05:10 PM  
But do they mix well with Old Crow?
 
2007-04-23 1:05:18 PM  
I would like to make this official... I will be Sheryl Crow's TP from hence forth.
 
2007-04-23 1:05:30 PM  
I was at the Crow / Global Warming Lecture last Monday and the TP remark *is a joke* they make on stage. - dogdaze

Is she she just joking when she sells her songs to Chevy to help them sell those evil cars that burn gas and oil?
 
2007-04-23 1:06:25 PM  
 
2007-04-23 1:08:06 PM  
Um, doesn't she sponsor some hair dye company? I am sure thats really fantastic for the environment.
 
2007-04-23 1:09:24 PM  
StinkyFiddlewinks: You try do something decent for the world

If by "something decent" you mean celebrity douchebags lecturing us while living luxurious lifestyles. From Instapundit:

Laurie David, the producer of "An Inconvenient Truth" and global warming activist, told Texas A&M students to change their "individual behavior" in order to consume fewer resources and to help battle global warming. As an employee of Easterwood Airport, I would like to point out that Mrs. David flew to our campus in a luxurious private jet, which could be seen from 10 miles away due to the thick plume of smog it left in its wake. I am neither denying nor confirming the epidemic of global warming, I am simply pointing out that hypocrites such as Mrs. David don't care about the environment, only their own political agendas. This is proven time and again by these celebrities' and lobbyist's "do as I say, not as I do" attitude.

Even worse is David's chic but hypocritical environmentalism at her summer home in Martha's Vineyard. She was issued a "notice of apparent violations" for building a 26-foot-long barbecue station, stone-and-concrete bonfire pit, and outdoor theater on an environmentally sensitive patch of their 14-acre North Road property without the proper permits. They were also cited for tearing up protected vegetation to make way for a lush, sodded lawn, among other crimes against nature.

The commission has since ordered her to remove the offending structures and restore the area to its previous state. All these violations were allegedly done to prepare for a political fundraiser hosted by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (another faux Green). Alas, there's no such thing as cheap environmentalism on the Vineyard.

Laurie David has been labeled a "Gulfstream liberal" by Eric Alterman, himself a proud member of the Left and a regular columnist for the Nation. He recognizes that Ms. David's brand of environmentalism is nothing more than a facade, a distraction from the financially secure yet intellectually boring life of the fabulously wealthy. But this hobby has dire consequences for the rest of us.
 
2007-04-23 1:10:02 PM  
Courvosier? Does she like it in that dirty butt of her's?

[image from washingtonpost.com too old to be available]

Yeah that's nasty.
 
2007-04-23 1:10:06 PM  
If she's so worried about Global Warming™ then why doesn't she stay at home? Ya know, think globally, ACT LOCALLY.

Or better yet, DRINK locally! Are there not local brewers where Crow goes?

As always, just another hypocrite!

I would say I like Ms. Crow, but I had never been to a concert before where the artist literally begged for people to get out of their seats, while sitting on a couch most of the show.
 
2007-04-23 1:10:37 PM  
But guys, her bus is powered by bio diesel! It's a net gain!
 
2007-04-23 1:11:14 PM  
So her real tour includes 3 tractor trailers 4 buses and 6 cars but she just did a global warming tour in a biodiesel bus?
 
2007-04-23 1:11:20 PM  
She should give Elijah Craig a try if she likes cheap bourbon. I prefer it over Maker's, and even over most of the 'top shelf' stuff.
 
2007-04-23 1:11:41 PM  
Leonid

But we do know that only the true connosseurs drink Bombay gin.

I'm more of a Tanquerey person myself, but I don't claim to be a true connosseur of gin.

/mmm... Tanquerey Gimlet
//LIQUOR THREAD!
 
2007-04-23 1:13:40 PM  
At her next concert they should leave just one square of TP in her bathroom.

I'm starting to believe the whole thing was a joke, but only because I can't imagine someone that stupid hasn't already died in some kind of bizarre preventable accident. If you read her blog entry on the topic, it's debatable whether she's clever or just retarded.
 
2007-04-23 1:14:24 PM  
One that specifies, for one person, a fifth of hard liquor, two bottles of wine and 18 bottles of beer every day?

Can't say as I have.


Sorry to break your heart, but that's not for one person. It's for her room. Which includes anyone who might be in that room. Staff, personal assistants, family, friends.

And here's another clue for you:

Not all of it gets drunk. A lot of the stuff on these riders is either barely touched or not touched at all. The workers who cater to them usually end up taking it home at the end of the night.

I've seen peanut butter and jelly be on a rider, and exactly one person in the room made a sandwich out of it. So they ordered a jar of peanut butter for one use. However, that doesn't mean it's wasted. People will claim this stuff after the show.
 
2007-04-23 1:15:02 PM  
How many millions of copies of Ms. Crow's CDs have been landfilled?
 
2007-04-23 1:15:26 PM  
Note to self. don't have butt secks with Sheryl Crow.
 
2007-04-23 1:15:53 PM  
Meh, three trucks for gear is a pretty small tour. Those shows at arenas can have up to 50 trucks worth of gear.
 
2007-04-23 1:16:08 PM  
So, did Karl Rove greenlight all the anti-Sheryl Crow articles today?
 
2007-04-23 1:16:22 PM  
So her real tour includes 3 tractor trailers 4 buses and 6 cars but she just did a global warming tour in a biodiesel bus?

How would you suggest she move everything that needs to be moved? A slow boat up the Mississippi? No, I've got it. Coal-burning trains.
 
2007-04-23 1:16:51 PM  
Funny that this would hit the media right after her dust up with Rove at the correspondents dinner.
 
2007-04-23 1:18:00 PM  
The attention to detail is often there for a very good reason. Van Halen used to ask for a bowl of M&Ms with all the browns taken out...but they did that because if such a bowl was in their room, they knew that the venue had read the entire contract. If they got to their room and there were brown M&Ms, then chances are, there was something wrong with the amps and electronic equipment, too.

I don't understand what's Asinine about this.
 
2007-04-23 1:18:31 PM  
Funny that this would hit the media right after her dust up with Rove at the correspondents dinner.

The Smoking Gun is hardly a media outlet.
 
2007-04-23 1:18:44 PM  
Only thing she's missing is MD 20/20 and Colt 45.
 
2007-04-23 1:18:51 PM  
Having once worked in the entertainment industry with touring musicians, this hospitality rider is actually pretty tame. I've seen far greater demands from far lesser acts. Unless the artist wields a great deal of power in the situation, the esoteric crap is usually nuked off before the contract is signed.
 
2007-04-23 1:19:24 PM  
I'm drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
[image from cnn.com too old to be available]

/I'll sleep when I'm dead.
 
2007-04-23 1:19:44 PM  
The attention to detail is often there for a very good reason. Van Halen used to ask for a bowl of M&Ms with all the browns taken out...but they did that because if such a bowl was in their room, they knew that the venue had read the entire contract. If they got to their room and there were brown M&Ms, then chances are, there was something wrong with the amps and electronic equipment, too.

I don't understand what's Asinine about this.


Exactly.

/high five to the only other person in the room that gets it
 
2007-04-23 1:20:23 PM  
What is the point of this?
 
2007-04-23 1:21:48 PM  
dave2198
How would you suggest she move everything that needs to be moved? A slow boat up the Mississippi? No, I've got it. Coal-burning trains.


Her entire tour should be on biodiesel buses
 
2007-04-23 1:22:49 PM  
unyon
Having once worked in the entertainment industry with touring musicians,


Are you getting a kick out of our replies?
 
2007-04-23 1:23:14 PM  
bearded clamorer

But do they mix well with Old Crow?

Thread over. You win.
 
2007-04-23 1:23:35 PM  
Courvoisier is cognac, not brandy. (Although the 2 are similar enough, I suppose.)

Bombay Sapphire is superior. And I also require a couple G & T's before getting up on stage in front of people.

/Till the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boo-lee-vard.
 
2007-04-23 1:24:07 PM  
You should see Rove's rider. It is top secret though, national security and all that......

/includes 8-balls AND horse....
 
2007-04-23 1:24:38 PM  
dave2198
The Smoking Gun is hardly a media outlet.

How so?
 
2007-04-23 1:26:11 PM  
"Her entire tour should be on biodiesel buses"

Why?
 
2007-04-23 1:26:18 PM  
I don't see what's so asinine about this. Alcohol isn't unusual and neither is the size of her tour. Besides, how is she supposed to move all the concert gear around without using trucks?
 
Displayed 50 of 218 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.