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(Billings Gazette)   Actual headline: "Butte Blast Blamed on Leaking Gas." Sometimes you have to just sit back and let great art flow over you   (billingsgazette.net) divider line
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aquigley
2007-04-16 12:05:33 PM  
I'm just going to +1 this one for 3rd-grade-level general awesomeness.
 
Cordwainer Deathbird
2007-04-16 12:27:36 PM  
Standing o, armpit farts for submitter and whatever brilliant lunatic wrote this headline. +1
 
CravenMorehead
2007-04-16 1:32:11 PM  
"great art" is best enjoyed when your mouth is open too.
 
MrToast
2007-04-16 1:51:09 PM  
Until I moved to the west coast, I had no idea what a butte was or how to pronounce it.
 
HellYeahHokie
2007-04-16 1:53:14 PM  
After spending the morning shiatting my pants, as a lunatic went nuts about 100 yards from me, I needed a great headline like this.

Thanks subby
 
theShocker
2007-04-16 1:53:22 PM  
Leave the Cleveland Steamer jokes to the professionals, Smitty.
 
nucular bum
2007-04-16 1:54:42 PM  
Thought that was a "Dutch oven", theShocker.
 
Beconwulf
2007-04-16 1:54:51 PM  
That's not the first priest to cause Butte trauma.
 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2007-04-16 1:55:08 PM  
Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhu....he said "Butte"...uhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuh


B&B ftw
 
dudemanthegreat
2007-04-16 1:55:58 PM  
Fantastic headline, Smitty.
 
JesseL
2007-04-16 1:56:46 PM  
:That's not a well, it's the eye of the sacred serpent mound on which you're standing.

:It's a beautte.

:No, it's a mound.

:And right purty too.

/First thing I think of when I hear 'butte'.
 
Raging Thespian
2007-04-16 1:59:06 PM  
[image from img45.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
therecksays
2007-04-16 2:00:03 PM  
BWAAAAHAHAHA

/+1
 
Cosmic Crab
2007-04-16 2:02:23 PM  
Butteseks?
 
Death_Poot
2007-04-16 2:04:47 PM  
[image from i61.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
Random Guy
2007-04-16 2:05:09 PM  
Some articles should never have the following words in them at the same time:

Priest
Butte
Cigarette
Natural Gas
explosion

It would just conjure up way to many bad memories for altar boys.
 
Kar98
2007-04-16 2:05:42 PM  
Butte thread?

/Butte Rats Forward!
 
Death_Poot
2007-04-16 2:05:47 PM  
[image from i61.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
ace466
2007-04-16 2:06:15 PM  
"Lasky determined that gas leaked from a line behind McCarthy's brownstone..."

It just gets better...
 
Torc
2007-04-16 2:11:13 PM  
Nice Big Chill quote.
 
StangAviator
2007-04-16 2:11:29 PM  
This whole thread has just gone to the gutter....
 
Thunder King
2007-04-16 2:14:27 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
infopimp
2007-04-16 2:15:13 PM  
JesseL:
:That's not a well, it's the eye of the sacred serpent mound on which you're standing.

:It's a beautte.

:No, it's a mound.

:And right purty too.

:Can you move it?

/best Firesign bit ever
 
baltimoreblonde
2007-04-16 2:16:04 PM  
*applauds*
 
gorgor
2007-04-16 2:21:40 PM  
NSFW
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2007-04-16 2:21:48 PM  
Well, he can't blame it on the flammable Japanese toilet.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-04-16 2:22:03 PM  
So this is where Rev. Jim went after he quit the taxi company.
 
Mad Scientist [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-04-16 2:27:42 PM  
[image from intronfilms.com too old to be available]
 
birdistasty
2007-04-16 2:29:39 PM  
Even more NSFAnything than gorgor's post:

Fart porn (pops)
 
Boritom
2007-04-16 2:31:43 PM  
I can't decide if all the Subby haters on this thread are either jealous that they didn't come up with this first, or simply genetically predisposed to think that certain things can't be funny if you're going to vote for Hillary!

+1 Subby!
 
WarpZone
2007-04-16 2:34:28 PM  
OBVIOUS tag wonders why nobody called.
 
gorgor
2007-04-16 2:37:01 PM  
birdistasty
*snort*
BWAHAHAHAHAA omg that's funny sick :)
 
birdistasty
2007-04-16 2:42:48 PM  
Whoa.. I just realized...

FART THREAD!!!
 
The MinniIowan
2007-04-16 2:52:43 PM  
He who smelt it dealt it...

/heh
 
Death_Poot
2007-04-16 2:53:28 PM  
[image from i61.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
Death_Poot
2007-04-16 2:54:12 PM  
[image from i61.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
theorellior
2007-04-16 2:56:10 PM  
So which one of The Mittens is the front butte?
 
DeltaPunch
2007-04-16 2:59:00 PM  
birdistasty: Even more NSFAnything than gorgor's post:

Fart porn (pops)

cnanmt type.. laughiogn too hard... oh good ogod....
 
four95
2007-04-16 3:15:25 PM  
That's no butte... it's a space station.
 
zilbel1038
2007-04-16 3:18:20 PM  
[image from home.teleport.com too old to be available]

From our home office in BUTT, Montana
 
PlNG
2007-04-16 3:38:42 PM  
This article is a little too "Spot on"...
Hilarious nontheless.
 
EMPulse_of_KC
2007-04-16 4:34:39 PM  
15 years after my H.S. principal left to take a job in Crested Butte, Colorado, I still giggle when I think about how we all liked to call it "Crusty Butt."
 
Duck_Dodgers
2007-04-16 4:41:49 PM  
"Leaking gas from Butte" and "flowing over you" should not go in the same sentence. Well done subby.
 
BMulligan
2007-04-16 6:09:55 PM  
Having spent a substantial portion of my childhood in Butte, I can say that a large natural gas explosion there is very likely to fall under the heading of "urban renewal." I mean, really - the main tourist draw there is a really big hole in the ground which is slowly filling with toxic waste.
 
cgraves67
2007-04-16 6:14:54 PM  
Pure awesome
 
jonj1980
2007-04-16 10:38:19 PM  
i attended evel knievel days in butte. town has indeed seen better days....as has evel knievel. he's on an oxygen breather set-up!
 
fallen_monkey
2007-04-17 3:49:04 AM  
I grew up over the hill and graduated from Montana Tech in Butte. I think its safe to say that a gas explosion there ANYWHERE would be an improvement. You know, like when you light a match to get rid of the stink in the bathroom.

/smells like Butte
 
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