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(Some Guy)   John Kerry explains that he's not running right now, but things could change, but he's not sure, although his options are open, but he could reconsider, but he's sure he'll decide soon. Thanks for clearing THAT up, Mr. Nuance   (9news.com) divider line
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filth
2007-04-16 6:03:50 PM  
I know lots and lots of people who regret that Bush is President, but I don't know a single one who's pining for John Kerry.
 
namatad
2007-04-16 6:54:04 PM  
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
he was the BEST the dens could do???
we certainly DESERVED 4 more bushes

maybe jeb will run and we wont have these problems
ooo oooo
maybe cheney will step down and his replacement will be the next prez
 
cltbuilder
2007-04-16 7:40:43 PM  
Kerry needs to go away.
 
Hibno
2007-04-16 7:45:04 PM  
Why not have Kerry run and make this election cycle even more of a clusterfark than it already is?
 
FriarTuck
2007-04-16 7:59:33 PM  
Check out Kerry on CSPAN(2?) getting rolled by Newt on the global warming debates. I had missed the way he talked down to everybody like we were children.
 
Geotpf
2007-04-16 8:09:07 PM  
I'm speechless, which is what I wish Kerry would become.
 
clifton
2007-04-16 8:16:34 PM  
George W. Bush, someone who has failed in almost every professional and personal endeavour, somehow beats Kerry in the 2004 relection.

That is how much Kerry sucks.
 
manimal347
2007-04-16 8:21:00 PM  
Anyone who pines for any candidate is seriously naive. You'll either get farked a lot, or a little less than a lot, depending on how you select.

Ps.. Kerry's such a sell out. He took a great stance against the Vietnam war, but he's damn mum about our current quagmire.
 
mfaby
2007-04-16 8:42:37 PM  
Did you know Kerry served in Viet Nam?

For four months?

And those medals he threw at the White House? That he said
where his, but later said belonged to other vets and
later still said they were fakes?

And the time he spent on the Mekong River in Cambodia on
Christmas Eve and Nixon was President but Nixon wasnt
REALLY President until EIGHT MONTHS LATER?

Yeah, that John Kerry, what an azzhat (and he STILL owns that one hat given to him by.....well you get the
picture)
 
Aexia
2007-04-16 8:49:13 PM  
It's funny how the "Support our troops or else" crowd are the first to vilify and defame the service of veterans who have the temerity to disagree with them.
 
Rovian
2007-04-16 8:56:50 PM  
At the end of the chimps failed term as pretendisent, John Kerry will still be a senator proudly serving the people of Massachusets that elected him. Thank-you John Kerry, it is sad that this nation will never know what it lost.

/Massachusets - consistently in the top 5 for quality of education available in America.
Thank you MIT for bringing home 63 Nobel prizes for your contributions to science.


http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm
 
Gulper Eel
2007-04-16 9:04:50 PM  
Kerry should run again, just so the Democrats have a benchmark as to what dingbats they were for nominating him back in '04. If they're confused on what position to take, they can just watch what Kerry does and do something else.
 
zipdog
2007-04-16 9:17:49 PM  
"I decided not to run before I decided to run."
 
Max Danger Power
2007-04-16 9:32:14 PM  
*cue corny sitcom music*
Sounds like more flip-flopping!
*laugh track*

\crying on the inside.
 
CaptainSquid
2007-04-16 9:35:01 PM  
Oh man, Kerry. Go away. You failed your country and your party last election, nobody wants you now. Please fade away into obscurity like a good failed presidential nominee.
 
cxjohn
2007-04-16 9:38:20 PM  
I love seeing people trash Bush and pine for Kerry, making Bush out to be the stupid one.

Yet we ALL know Bush had higher grades than Kerry. Yeah, he's THAT bad.
 
hotter than a cold sore
2007-04-16 9:40:55 PM  
I don't know much about Kerry, besides he served in Vietnam, opposed the war (pretty ballsily), and married the ketchup dynasty.
Will someone explain to me why he sucks?
Seems like a good guy to me, but I haven't looked into it all that much.
 
machoprogrammer
2007-04-16 9:51:26 PM  
Rovian


At the end of the chimps failed term as pretendisent, John Kerry will still be a senator proudly serving the people of Massachusets that elected him. Thank-you John Kerry, it is sad that this nation will never know what it lost.

/Massachusets - consistently in the top 5 for quality of education available in America.
Thank you MIT for bringing home 63 Nobel prizes for your contributions to science.


http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm


Hey genius, you spelled Massachusetts wrong.

Also, Massachusetts elects Ted Kennedy. Do I need to say anymore?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2007-04-16 10:17:16 PM  
Oh fark him. That sad sack would be lucky to get a VP nod. It's the brother and the coont. That's all the Democrats got.
 
Bon_Scott
2007-04-16 10:23:34 PM  
Delusional = John Kerry.

He must have too much ketchup in his diet.
 
Bon_Scott
2007-04-16 10:57:36 PM  
When asked whether he expected that decision to change in time for the 2008 race, Kerry said, "If suddenly the field changed or the dynamics of the nation shifted, who knows? You might look at it differently, but I don't see that. I don't foresee that. That's not where I am today and that's not what I'm doing."

It's because I'm having too much fun racing around in my wife's 45 foot racing boat. It gets 4 miles per gallon, but you should ride in it! Obviously, I'm having too much fun, baby! But if the little people rise up and demand my support, I'm there for them! Just like Bushie has the support of all the those Jebus freaks.
 
Shrugging Atlas
2007-04-16 11:01:03 PM  
I think one thing pretty much anyone can agree on--regardless of party--is that John Kerry just needs to go away.

I'll never be able to figure out how this farking guy is the best the Democratic Party could offer. It boggles the mind.
 
Krymore
2007-04-16 11:24:39 PM  
John Kerry is a Bonesman just like the Bush family. Even if he had been elected, the same people would be running the country.
 
Bon_Scott
2007-04-16 11:25:38 PM  
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Rovian
2007-04-16 11:38:29 PM  
machoprogrammer



http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm


Hey genius, you spelled Massachusetts wrong.



Woop woop! You have been apprehended by the spelling police for the omission of a small t. Your posting privileges have been revoked. Woop Woop!


Also, Massachusetts elects Ted Kennedy. Do I need to say anymore?

You need to say alot more. TK does good work representing the people of Massachusetts. A majority of people don't speak limbaughese so you're going to have to do much better than that.
 
Rovian
2007-04-16 11:39:58 PM  
the_gospel_of_thomas [TotalFark]


We might get a democrat in the whitehouse. woot.

Acceptance is step 4. Your therapy is coming along nicely.
 
Logweasel
2007-04-16 11:47:16 PM  
Did you know Kerry served in Viet Nam?

Yeah, he did - like my father, and my uncle, and a lot of other people who felt like it was the right thing to do at the time. None of them faked illness or injury, or used family influence to avoid serving overseas.

John Kerry is a worthless douchebag, but fark all of you who criticize any veteran who has served in combat.
 
cltbuilder
2007-04-16 11:57:43 PM  
what about a veteran that disgraced other veterans who were still in vietnam, while they were at home?

Criticize his stateside actions all you want. But don't forget he did go. And he did serve to the best of his capabilities.
 
cltbuilder
2007-04-17 12:15:16 AM  
tgot

I take issue with his actions too. I just felt like I'd rather have him as President instead of another 4 years of Bush. At least then, we could have kept the Republican do-nothing Congress in 2006 and maybe, MAYBE discussed some issues for 2008 and get a real candidate for both parties.
 
Rovian
2007-04-17 12:17:09 AM  
the_gospel_of_thomas [TotalFark]


and then the democrats nominated John Kerry.

I really think he was caught up in the swift boat attacks, the same way Mccain was. There was too much money and influence being spent to discredit him. In retrospect anything would have been better than the present day worse cased scenario.
 
Kurland
2007-04-17 12:55:47 AM  
The best and I mean the absolute best you can say about Kerry is he would have been better than Bush has been. Not much better as he was one of the worst of the batch but some better. Clark, Edwards, and Lieberman would all have been better choices, hell even Dean would have been better. If he runs again he will lose big. My advice to Kerry is stay where you are, thats the job you are most suited for.
 
clifton
2007-04-17 1:58:17 AM  
and you two will still be trolls

Heh. Pot. Kettle. Black.
 
clifton
2007-04-17 2:11:37 AM  
And you used to think Bush was the grestest person ever. What happened?
 
machoprogrammer
2007-04-17 8:06:25 AM  
Rovian

TK also killed a woman via drunk driving and lied about it to police, and got off without punishment. While if a normal person had done that, they would be serving a few decades in jail.
 
FlyingPig
2007-04-17 8:07:26 AM  
You know, to this day, I STILL have not had anyone give me a clear, coherent reason why John Kerry is such a bad person, that wasn't tainted with empty talking points.

I'm still waiting for someone to give me a good reason why he's so horrible.
 
HenrikFjord
2007-04-17 8:09:07 AM  
Kerry would have been a better president than Bush in so many ways that it is a disgrace that he didnt win, and it is an even greater disgrace that you mock someone who has served your country like he has. you prefer balls over brains and the results keep smacking you in the face, but you keep sucking balls rather than think with your heads. you americans deserve every pile of crap you throw at yourself, from your CIA-trained Osama's to 32 people shot cause your wild west society refuses to help the mentally ill who cant pay for treatment and in addition furnish them with guns. you ask why the world hates you so? I ask why you hate eachother so that you keep shooting eachother in schools.

you're so thick and dumb for not realizing that a donkey would have been a better president than bush and kerry's faults are almost to the letter media created. if the same kind of negative spin would have been given bush he wouldnt have a chance of being elected for a school board, let alone president. though he'd probably have his connections get him the job anyway, but at least then we could hope that one of your wackos would take him with them in the next shooting spree.
 
equilibrium
2007-04-17 8:47:18 AM  
the_gospel_of_thomas:
and you two will still be trolls when Bush leaves office.

img.fark.net

/fark needs a 'projection' tag
 
equilibrium
2007-04-17 8:54:55 AM  
the_gospel_of_thomas:
Sorry, to dissapoint you, but I'm not going to shoot myself in the head with a 45 caliber 1911 pistol, CaptainFatass.

I'm really curious, just where was it that you went immediatly following the mid-term elections? I've heard alternately that your contract wasn't renewed or a four month kool-aide bender.
 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-04-17 8:57:28 AM  
: but fark all of you who criticize any veteran who has served in combat.
he_gospel_of_thomas: what about a veteran that disgraced other veterans who were still in vietnam, while they were at home?

80% of most jobs is just showing up. Kerry actually served in Vietnam, was shot at, and shot back in kind. Even has some scars to prove it. That's far more than you can say for Bush and most of his cabinet.

As far as protesting back at home, meh. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them.
 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-04-17 8:59:14 AM  
the_gospel_of_thomas

Sorry, to dissapoint you, but I'm not going to shoot myself in the head with a 45 caliber 1911 pistol

.357 more your speed?
 
Kal Ethanuel the Lionheart
2007-04-17 9:14:01 AM  
Okay, I'm sorry but that headline lacked creativity, subby, I'm disappointed.
 
clifton
2007-04-17 11:04:56 AM  
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Rovian
2007-04-17 12:03:05 PM  
machoprogrammer


TK also killed a woman via drunk driving

Why don't you prosecute then Mr. District Attorney, and where did you go to law school at?
 
machoprogrammer
2007-04-17 1:03:10 PM  
Rovian

Why don't you prosecute then Mr. District Attorney, and where did you go to law school at?

Well, just because one hasn't been found guilty surely doesn't mean they didn't do it. OJ got off, for crying out loud. Or are you trying to say Ted is innocent? It is hard to tell with your head so far up his ass.

http://www.ytedk.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kennedy_Chappaquiddick_incident
 
TheSpaceAdmiral
2007-04-17 4:05:11 PM  
I liked Kerry on The Colbert Report last night.

Colbert: Are you for the environment or against it?
Kerry: I was for it before I was against it.
 
Rovian
2007-04-17 10:05:20 PM  
machoprogrammer


Well, just because one hasn't been found guilty surely doesn't mean they didn't do it. OJ got off, for crying out loud.


They had a case to bring against OJ. Also, it happened like 30 years ago, and there wasn't evidence indicating foul play ,and was only allegeded to be drunk driving. Shouldn't you join the grown folks and let it go already Mr. Prosecutor?
 
Rovian
2007-04-17 10:06:32 PM  
alleged*
 
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