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(News.com.au)   A man meets and then marries a 22-year-old woman after dreaming of her phone number and then sending her a text message   (news.com.au) divider line
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2007-04-09 10:24:29 PM  
He mets her? As in the New York Mets?
 
2007-04-09 11:26:20 PM  
Man the Mets, Fan the Mets, come on everyone and marry the Mets.
 
2007-04-10 12:09:55 AM  
You can't build a relationship around text. There has to be something more.
 
2007-04-10 12:16:20 AM  
Dear Pnthse, i nvr thouht this wuld hapn 2 me but it wz gr8!
 
2007-04-10 12:42:09 AM  
all the women i do this too just threaten to call the cops on me.
 
2007-04-10 12:46:47 AM  
I wonder if this work for me? *sarcasm*

Also, this article is useless w/out pics!!!
 
2007-04-10 1:40:39 AM  
Awwwwww.

Where's the sappy tag when you need it?
 
2007-04-10 2:38:25 AM  
This week on Lifetime...
 
2007-04-10 2:38:36 AM  
That's really sweet.

Until a few years later when he "dreams" about some other girl's phone number.
 
2007-04-10 2:39:10 AM  
That's awesome. That's fate, man. Right there.
 
2007-04-10 2:39:47 AM  
Palmer Eldritch
You can't build a relationship around text. There has to be something more.

Buttsecks?.
 
2007-04-10 2:42:26 AM  
867-5309?
 
2007-04-10 2:42:42 AM  
Shenanigans... you're not supposed to be able to read or specifically hear numbers and letters in a dream.
 
2007-04-10 2:42:49 AM  
tovette: That's awesome. That's fate, man. Right there.

A love-struck Brown said: "I've no idea how I ended up with her number in my head - it's only a few digits different from mine."


That's not fate: that's your subconscious screwing up your own phone number and then convincing you that you need to call it.
 
2007-04-10 2:42:53 AM  
Nora Ephron directs a new film starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan called, "UR GOT TXT"
 
2007-04-10 2:43:40 AM  
[image from imgs.xkcd.com too old to be available]

Impressed.
 
2007-04-10 2:43:54 AM  
(481)-516-2342
 
2007-04-10 2:46:19 AM  
noobcake...
/golfclap
//nice contribution, it fits...
 
2007-04-10 2:48:23 AM  
bobbette: Shenanigans... you're not supposed to be able to read or specifically hear numbers and letters in a dream

Shenanigans on YOUR shenanigans!!! :)

I remember when I was a kid, I met a girl when I was out at some shopping center. (I was in 5th grade...). I got a phone number from her but managed to lose it somewhere. Luckily, I think I read it once or twice, because after being pissed/sad that I couldn't find it, I remembered the numbers in a dream about a weeklater. When I woke up, I called. Woot!
 
2007-04-10 2:52:12 AM  
Baron Harkonnen

867-5309?

Jenny!
 
2007-04-10 2:54:07 AM  
Baron Harkonnen
867-5309?

DAMMIT TOMMY TUTONE!
 
2007-04-10 2:59:44 AM  
6060-842 > 8675-309
 
2007-04-10 3:00:02 AM  
I recently had a dream I was waiting at a crossroads Robert Johnson style. Alas, I woke up before I actually got to sell my soul for the ability to play.

Cool dream though.
 
2007-04-10 3:00:18 AM  
Stalkeriffic!
 
2007-04-10 3:01:07 AM  
Whoa. This may well be the sign of that impending Return of the King thing the rapture-monkeys are on about. St. Joseph was supposed to get all his heavenly marching orders (marry the pregnant chick, get to Bethlehem, avoid Herod,) from dreams. I move we put this woman on the Pill, just as a matter of principle.
 
2007-04-10 3:02:30 AM  
Some girl TXT'd me the other day, thinking it was some guy she knew.

After some playful banter I was invited to a cocktail party and then she followed-up by calling me voice...which I thought was probably taking a funny game too far. I didn't answer. My French-accented wife is on my greeting saying that I'm not available (I rock, I know) and to leave a message, which I think scared her off.

Then today one of her friends TXT'd me.

It's so wierd. I even have this girl's full name.

At 33, I still know how to flirt with college girls. HAHAHAHAHA

It works man. TXTing=secks.
 
2007-04-10 3:02:49 AM  
Here is the woman...fark images don't work since there is an error with my account (I've contacted drew). Please post :)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/wedDM0804_468x776.jpg

/looks like they need some big cell phones to handle those massive paws
 
2007-04-10 3:04:41 AM  
lajaunie

Damn, she won the lottery. The only people beating down her door were probably solicitors for Polish vacations that include cosmetic procedures.
 
2007-04-10 3:10:54 AM  
It's so classy to show your arm tattoo in your white wedding gown.

/I hope it's Wile E. Coyote smoking a joint.
//Old roommate had that tattoo.
///He would have looked bad in a dress though.
 
2007-04-10 3:11:27 AM  
 
2007-04-10 3:12:32 AM  
I remember getting my laffs in when this was a side-story on another link.
 
2007-04-10 3:19:03 AM  
not meets, meats
 
2007-04-10 3:26:15 AM  
bobette

shenanigans

GhostFish

In general, but not strictly.

Seconded. I have dreams where I'm reading or dealing with numbers all the time. In fact, the main way I can tell I'm having a lucid dream is by intentionally trying to read someting- if it's lucid, I can't.

/only happened a few times in my life
//lucid dreams rock
 
2007-04-10 3:31:33 AM  
testaclese

t's so classy to show your arm tattoo in your white wedding gown.

not to mention a jacket that doesn't quite fit with non-matching pants.
 
2007-04-10 3:40:26 AM  
peter_hook: Some girl TXT'd me the other day, thinking it was some guy she knew.

After some playful banter I was invited to a cocktail party and then she followed-up by calling me voice...which I thought was probably taking a funny game too far. I didn't answer. My French-accented wife is on my greeting saying that I'm not available (I rock, I know) and to leave a message, which I think scared her off.

Then today one of her friends TXT'd me.

It's so wierd. I even have this girl's full name.

At 33, I still know how to flirt with college girls. HAHAHAHAHA

It works man. TXTing=secks.



Did you send that biatch a smiley face?

biatches love smiley faces.
 
2007-04-10 3:45:44 AM  
In other news; a good way to impress a girl is to tell her you dreamt her phone number.
 
2007-04-10 3:59:26 AM  
I have a friend whose parents kind of met like this. They were in high school and the wife and her friends were just calling random numbers to fark with people. But when the husband answered the phone, he just played along. They eventually met, dated through high school, got married and had four kids.

And this was like 30 years ago, way before texting and IMing and all that crap.
 
2007-04-10 4:10:52 AM  
give bees a chance

There were a lot of "pix" I was thinking about sending her, but just in case she was underage, I showed some restraint. Law enforcement has no sense of humour in this country, I swear.
 
2007-04-10 4:19:54 AM  
Highly doubtful if I will ever find a lady with the phone number I dreamed...all I remember when I wake up are the numbers six and nine.
 
2007-04-10 4:32:41 AM  
bobbette: Shenanigans... you're not supposed to be able to read or specifically hear numbers and letters in a dream.

"It's ok Bender, it was just a dream. There's no such thing as 2"
 
2007-04-10 4:38:34 AM  
Palmer Eldritch: You can't build a relationship around text. There has to be something more.

Of course you can!

<a href='http://example.com' rel="muse sweetheart friend met">example.com</a>

See?
 
2007-04-10 4:40:06 AM  
Shenanigans... you're not supposed to be able to read or specifically hear numbers and letters in a dream.

You are kidding? I used to go out with my friends in college and we would get a little liquored up now and then. They used to have me dazzle the ladies (ha) by multiplying two two digit numbers in my head...I guess I can do that pretty fast, but whatever...Anyway...I used to go pass out later and I would dream about multiplication...I would wake up sometimes and remember the last two numbers I was multiplying in my dream and I would check my answer from said dream and it would be correct.
 
2007-04-10 4:54:04 AM  
this was in china right?

right?
 
2007-04-10 5:32:43 AM  
*cough*stalker*cough*
 
2007-04-10 5:42:35 AM  
srhp29: You are kidding? I used to go out with my friends in college and we would get a little liquored up now and then. They used to have me dazzle the ladies (ha) by multiplying two two digit numbers in my head...I guess I can do that pretty fast, but whatever...Anyway...I used to go pass out later and I would dream about multiplication...I would wake up by myself because I tried to use math to pick up girls sometimes and remember the last two numbers I was multiplying in my dream and I would check my answer from said dream and it would be correct.

Fixed that for you :P
 
R81
2007-04-10 6:02:42 AM  
I've read things in dreams and remembered specific colors from dreams. But I've heard you're not supposed to be able to read or tell colors apart in dreams.
 
2007-04-10 6:06:02 AM  
I did math in a dream once. I dreamt I had a hit record that sold 3 million copies and I was calculating my due royalties... Refer to noobcake's post.
 
2007-04-10 6:09:55 AM  
I got a text from an unknown a while ago saying "Remember that guy I told you about? He had a MASSIVE cock". I replied saying she had the wrong number and we had a text conversation. We're friends now and we've gone drinking twice. She 'accidentally' texted me a few weeks after the first time saying she was going to "fark [me] blind". To be honest I think she just loves me but doesn't know how to express it.
 
2007-04-10 6:27:07 AM  
One of the problems with living in Virginia, but having a Seattle phone number is the wrong numbers all tend to be 3,000 miles away.
 
2007-04-10 6:35:24 AM  
srhp29: You are kidding? I used to go out with my friends in college and we would get a little liquored up now and then. They used to have me dazzle the ladies (ha) by multiplying two two digit numbers in my head...I guess I can do that pretty fast, but whatever...Anyway...I used to go pass out later and I would dream about multiplication...I would wake up sometimes and remember the last two numbers I was multiplying in my dream and I would check my answer from said dream and it would be correct.


You're crazy.
 
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