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(IndyStar)   Man gets into argument with his girlfriend, sets her on fire. She's now in critical condition, but she's still smoking hot   ( divider line
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21439 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2007 at 7:08 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-04-05 07:12:20 AM  
As Dennis Miller says, "we need a new verdict in this country ... guilty, not guilty, and are you farking kidding me?"
2007-04-05 07:12:20 AM  
2007-04-05 07:12:20 AM  
Flame on.
2007-04-05 07:13:11 AM  
2007-04-05 07:14:39 AM  
I came here to say Boo as well. I mean, it's funny, but ouch..
2007-04-05 07:14:54 AM  
2007-04-05 07:15:34 AM  
That's hot.

/and sad.
2007-04-05 07:17:07 AM  
"Nupur, who was burned over 80 percent of her body... an ambulance crew responding to the call for help in the 8500 block of Winding Ridge Road on Tuesday found the badly burned Srivastava, 33, walking toward them"

Jebus, what a horror show that had to have been!
2007-04-05 07:18:42 AM  
I thought setting your girlfriend/wife/ex/whatever on fire went out of style last year.
2007-04-05 07:25:47 AM  
Dude have you ever seen burn victims? That shiat is farked up. He needs to literally DIAF.
2007-04-05 07:26:03 AM  
Thank you, Birnone, saved me typing.
2007-04-05 07:29:12 AM  
Burn the witch!
2007-04-05 07:33:13 AM  
Do the girl a favor: put her out of her misery.
2007-04-05 07:33:44 AM  
I think people like this should just be removed from society altogether. None of this rehabilitation crap. What was that Ray Liotta movie?
2007-04-05 07:33:53 AM  
I wouldn'shed a tear if her family tied him down and burned off his weiner one millimeter at a time. Just to start.
2007-04-05 07:34:37 AM  
Well, at least he is up front and deals with things.

I mean, he was just gonna stalk her and eventually set her on fire anyway....
2007-04-05 07:37:27 AM  
Subby...that headline is as funny as cancer.
2007-04-05 07:37:33 AM  

Seriously, based on my experience with bad sunburns, I'm guessing she is in some pretty extreme pain.
2007-04-05 07:37:41 AM  
Kinda gives Curry Barbeque a different meaning...

/window seat smoking section
2007-04-05 07:40:03 AM  
I thought I would share a recipe with all of you in true Fark Fashion.. in honor of the crispy critter,...

Curry barbeque sauce

Yield: 1 Servings
¼ cup Butter or margarine
2 each Cloves garlic, mashed
¼ cup Onion, minced
1 tablespoon Curry powder
3 tablespoon Milk
¼ cup Chopped raw apple
¼ teaspoon Salt
½ cup Beef stock or bouillon
½ cup Raisins (optional)

In Sauce pan, melt butter, saute garlic and onions until golden. Add remaining ingredients (except stock and raisins). Simmer about 10 minutes stirring often. Pour in stock and raisins, stir well and simmer about 30 minutes. Add more stock if sauce gets too thick. This curry sauce can be brushed on chicken or lamb. Makes about 1 3/4 cups.
2007-04-05 07:45:54 AM  
As the dead milkmen say, "If you love somebody set them on fire." He must of really loved her.
2007-04-05 07:47:00 AM  
Xerxes99: gives Curry Barbeque a different meaning

wow, I'm a sick fark and that never crossed my mind.
2007-04-05 07:49:52 AM  
Kinda seems like he oughta have to get burned too.

//don't forget the lighter fluid
2007-04-05 07:50:31 AM  

As the dead milkmen say, "If you love somebody set them on fire." He must of really loved her.

It seems they don't teach basic words at Purdue. It's "must have", not "must of". You might have meant the contraction "must've".

/not usually a spelling/word nazi
//especially since I usually mess up lots
///so this is just more of a PSA
2007-04-05 07:50:37 AM  
two dead milkmen references in as many days?

i should be so lucky to have friends in real life that know of them.
2007-04-05 07:51:19 AM  
I found the headline very amusing. Some of you need to lighten up.
2007-04-05 07:51:54 AM  

Jebus, what a horror show that had to have been!

[image from too old to be available]

Real Horrorshow indeed!
2007-04-05 07:52:11 AM  
Cue The Dead Milkmen
2007-04-05 07:52:39 AM  
I bet she looks like a black Russian.
2007-04-05 07:56:30 AM  
Die in a fire subby.
2007-04-05 07:56:42 AM  
You know what they say:

Build someone a fire, and they'll be warm for a day.
Set someone on fire, and you'll keep them warm for the rest of their life.
2007-04-05 07:57:24 AM  
My husband, he said I was hot

I haven't had a smokin hot body like this since I was in college

One of the most annoying commercials on tv.
2007-04-05 07:58:53 AM  
If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire
But it's just the way I am
You'll have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

I went to your house last night
Your dad called me the human torch
Got a little pissed at him
so I burned down your front porch
Now I feel a little bad
About pouring gas on your dad
But you know it's hard to quit
And besides he started it


I just bought a brand new lighter
And I cannot wait to use it
Oily rags are special things
You know to me they're diamond rings
Maybe we can have some fun
Maybe we can burn someone

2007-04-05 08:01:33 AM  
Chester Fields

No Escape. Good movie.
2007-04-05 08:11:55 AM  
Smokin hot girlfriend???
No pics???
2007-04-05 08:13:44 AM  
This thread is useless without pics.

[image from too old to be available]
2007-04-05 08:18:04 AM  
Someone burning 80% of their body is 100% funny, nice greenlight.
2007-04-05 08:18:49 AM  
I don't know who's sicker, the bastaird that did the deed, or subby.
2007-04-05 08:21:30 AM  

Wow, I can't believe someone mistyped a word on fark! That must have been the 'frist' time that happened.

Regarding the story, the IndyChannel newscast said the dude (grither, that's a slang reference to a male) was found naked at the scene. I don't know why they ommitted that here.
2007-04-05 08:25:11 AM  
Is this entertainment? Am I supposed to be all fired up?
2007-04-05 08:30:14 AM  
I don't think the comments section on the original article was imporoved by the contribution of my FARK brethern. I think "fight club" rules should apply in cases like these.
2007-04-05 08:41:33 AM  
That's pretty horrible, the crime, and the subby's headline.

Isn't the worst story of (ex)boyfriend-attacks-(ex)girlfriend I've read/heard. I saw a woman on Oprah a long time ago with really bad scars on her face, and I mean REALLY bad scars from where her ex attacked her with a farking box cutter, a damned utility knife. Her ex boyfriend held her down on the ground and just kept cutting on her face, over and over. She said she could feel the blade cut into her, and hear the sound of the blade scraping against her skull.

The man didn't wish to kill her, obviously, he just wanted to permanently deform her so no other man would ever want her.

/no hope for humanity
2007-04-05 08:43:41 AM  
galibert: This thread is useless without pics.

You, sir, are almost the definition of sick

/i still chuckled tho
//burns over 80% of the body is really serious and probably hurt like a motherfarker....
///I hope she survives
////him, on the other hand....
2007-04-05 08:43:47 AM  

cmon now this is fark, where a simple spelling or grammar mistake completely nullifies any point you are trying to make. i think we should include speling or grammer mistakes in every post just too piss of the grammar nazi's
2007-04-05 08:44:18 AM  

Wilson reportedly told firefighters at first that he had tried to light a grill on a back porch, but police found that the grill was still covered in plastic.

Loser can't even think of a good excuse.
2007-04-05 08:48:39 AM  
I don't see what's funny about this story or this headline.

Maybe I'm humor impaired this morning, or maybe I'm just not a huge fan of immolations.

2007-04-05 08:53:11 AM  
go to hell subby
2007-04-05 08:57:39 AM  


Wow, I can't believe someone mistyped a word on fark! That must have been the 'frist' time that happened.

Regarding the story, the IndyChannel newscast said the dude (grither, that's a slang reference to a male) was found naked at the scene. I don't know why they ommitted that here.

Oh my. You misspelled "ommitted", are you retarded or something?? Unbelievable. And here I was thinking that Fark was a bastion of perfect grammar and spelling.

And regarding the story and all the comments, the former is terrible, and the latter are hilarious. I will definitely be seeing you all in hell. Should be fun!
2007-04-05 09:16:50 AM  
Aw too bad. Now if she had set him on fire they could make a movie about it. Who could play her? Oh, I know,Farrah Fawcett.
2007-04-05 09:17:48 AM  
I wonder if her arthritis still flames up.....
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