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(boredstop)   You look cool with 20" rims. You look like a fool with 40" rims   ( boredstop.com) divider line
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50832 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2007 at 10:34 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-03-26 07:18:39 PM  
haha. Almost as good as the 30" clear rims that was on Cardomain.com the other day.
2007-03-26 07:23:51 PM  
You don't look cool with 20" rims either.
2007-03-26 07:49:32 PM  
But you go back to being cool when you get the 72 inch rims.
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2007-03-26 07:55:22 PM  
h2ogate: But you go back to being cool when you get the 72 inch rims.

Or rather people just don't argue with you about it.
2007-03-26 08:20:58 PM  
They need to be spinnin and spinnin and spinnin and spinnin..
2007-03-26 08:57:37 PM  
Only guy I know with a 20" rim is that goat feller. And he ain't cute!
2007-03-26 09:41:53 PM  
The first time I heard someone drive up the street with bass-boosted rap coming out the car, I honestly thought someone was beating a bass drum and blowing a duck call.

Now, 20 inch rims make your car look like a Conestoga wagon. I think if people knew that, sales would drop off considerably.

2007-03-26 09:42:43 PM  
Exactly why I don't want a 40" penis.
2007-03-26 09:53:39 PM  
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Just like grandpizzle used to drive.
2007-03-26 10:06:34 PM  
Manta537: Exactly why I don't want a 40" penis.

Trust me. It is a curse!
2007-03-26 10:38:01 PM  

I see your 72-inch rims and raise you one Terex Titan:

[image from bigthings.ca too old to be available]
2007-03-26 10:38:37 PM  
30 inch rims (burnout video) (pops)

/polishes Schwinn
2007-03-26 10:39:05 PM  
You have to admit it's a great money sink for dumbasses. They could buy something annoying like a jetski.
2007-03-26 10:39:06 PM  
Was the name of that car DonkeyPunch?
2007-03-26 10:40:00 PM  
I love it when the tires and rims are worth about 9 times what the car itself is worth. And still these guys get laid. Go figure.
2007-03-26 10:40:22 PM  
I was expecting aluminum foil and ornaments.
2007-03-26 10:40:55 PM  
Are you saying Gravedigger doesn't look cool? Is that what you're trying to say?
2007-03-26 10:41:02 PM  
In the immortal words of Chris Rock:

"They spinnin' (nubian) they spinnin'."
2007-03-26 10:41:19 PM  
2007-03-26 10:41:20 PM  
Best thing about 20" rims is when the jerk face with his big SUV thinks he can still go off road and bends the shiat out of them..
2007-03-26 10:41:33 PM  
Does it say "Donkey Punch" on the side of that thing?
2007-03-26 10:41:35 PM  
Why would anyone bother putting rims or anything else on that crap car? You can put a moon roof, 20" rims and a kickin' stereo in a Pinto, but it's still a farkin' PINTO!

2007-03-26 10:42:16 PM  
Looks like someone is overcompensating.
2007-03-26 10:42:27 PM  
I lol'd at the Donkey Kong graphic on the door.
2007-03-26 10:42:43 PM  
Pulled up at a stop-light next to a nice Mercedes E320 sedan today... nice car, attractive woman in the driver's seat... then saw the spinners... WTF? Spinners on a... oh, I give up on humanity.

I don't get upset about the bad taste - I just get embarrassed for these dipshiats. I want to pull them aside and whisper to them:

"Hey man, nice car, but you know if you want to look good, get the freaking rid of the rims, the spoiler, the fake bull testicles and the type R decals."

Unpimp your Auto(p) (scroll down for the three videos)
2007-03-26 10:43:05 PM  
20" rims look pretty stupid.
2007-03-26 10:43:48 PM  
What will THOSE crazy people think of next I tell ya.
2007-03-26 10:43:54 PM  
Well, that's definitely the dumbest damn thing I've seen all day.
2007-03-26 10:44:08 PM  
Goetz: "Does it say "Donkey Punch" on the side of that thing?"

Because that's the only way you'll get any in a P.O.S. ride like that. It looks like somebody tried to trick out their grandpa's car.
2007-03-26 10:44:24 PM  
I am so surprised it took those photos over 2 years to reach the fark audience.
2007-03-26 10:45:36 PM  
Wow! I am so glad this is not in Chicago (popular in the south-- or so I gather from a prior FARK thread). It is called donkey something because the morans think that an Impala is a donkey.
2007-03-26 10:46:01 PM  
2007-03-26 10:46:39 PM  
Wrong, just wrong.....
2007-03-26 10:47:58 PM  
I think cars with the smallist wheels are the funnist.
2007-03-26 10:48:42 PM  
Was the name of that car DonkeyPunch?

Does it say "Donkey Punch" on the side of that thing?

I lol'd at the Donkey Kong graphic on the door.

Look up "Donk" on Wiki (the automobile entry). It's a well-defined subculture.
2007-03-26 10:49:00 PM  
20" rims do not look terrible on an escalade. That's because they start out at almost that size anyway. A sedan can get away with 20", they just look big and flashy (if that's your style..). Those buick regals and chevys just are farking eyesores and annoy most of yall are riding something like 22"-26" and yes it's stupid as shiat. Pretty popular in the side of town I come from and of course where I work ("urban" mall)
2007-03-26 10:50:45 PM  
You could save a lot of money by just getting "idiot" tattooed on your forehead.
2007-03-26 10:51:22 PM  
h2ogate: But you go back to being cool when you get the 72 inch rims.

kb7rky: I see your 72-inch rims and raise you one Terex Titan:

[image from images.amazon.com too old to be available]

(I couldn't find an actual picture of Megaweapon, so the movie box will have to do).
2007-03-26 10:52:36 PM  

THAT, my friend, is a Constructicon:

2007-03-26 10:52:49 PM  
2007-03-26 10:47:58 PM Jakyo

I think cars with the smallist wheels are the funnist.

I don't know if this is happening in other parts of the country, but in central Ohio, I have seen several douchebags in tuner cars riding on 4 of those temporary spare tires. I think they think it's cool.
2007-03-26 10:53:54 PM  
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/I wonder how many chicks I can get with that
2007-03-26 10:54:32 PM  
t3knomanser, didn't MST3K spoof that film?

Weird to see Persis Khambatta with hair.
2007-03-26 10:55:03 PM  
20" rims do not look terrible on an escalade.

The first time I saw an Escalade, with those double/double headlights, I had one thought:

Family Truckster.

The Family Truckster was a parody of tasteless excess. It was just ludicrously funny at the time. Oddly enough, a few years later those same design elements became ... the Escalade.
2007-03-26 10:55:28 PM  
We've seen a few of these links to crappy blogs today... reminds me of digg.

Anyway this is kinda interesting. I just don't want my baby fark to become digg.
2007-03-26 10:55:43 PM  
Even weirder: Bumper Nuts (NSFW?? maybe? they're nuts, but on a car?)
2007-03-26 10:55:50 PM  
Boritom: didn't MST3K spoof that film?

Yep. Mst3k gave Megaweapon the credit it deserved.
2007-03-26 10:56:06 PM  
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary

/I edit wikipedia
2007-03-26 10:57:16 PM  
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2007-03-26 10:57:17 PM  

That is all.
2007-03-26 10:57:36 PM  
I saw this 'brutha' yesterday in an oldsmobile...

it looked like, as he drove towards me it was lifted and 4x'd out..... but he had no tires practically and this white olds looked just like that one in the photo.

farking stupid.

I wasn't quick enough with my cell camera.... and didn't turn around to follow him (wanted to avoid getting shot)
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