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(Some Guy)   Yankees' Wang on DL. Submitter's wang just fine, thanks fer askin'   ( syracuse.com) divider line
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155 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Mar 2007 at 3:54 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2007-03-26 12:20:10 PM  
meh...that was a wasted link
 
2007-03-26 12:48:33 PM  
The Yankees put Wang on the "down low"?

What did he do?
 
2007-03-26 01:17:08 PM  
"down low"?

juan hung low?
 
2007-03-26 01:25:58 PM  
submitter: Submitter's wang just fine, thanks fer askin'

We didn't ask.
 
2007-03-26 03:07:04 PM  
I had a guy in one of my fantasy baseball drafts this year take Wang in the 5th round. He then proceeded to take Roger Clemens in the 6th.

I like to play a little draft-day game whenever I'm in a randomly selected league. It's called "Spot the Absolutely Delusional Yankees Fan Who Would've Been Better Off Flushing His Money Down the Toilet".

There's one in just about every league.
 
2007-03-26 04:08:38 PM  
I had a guy in one of my fantasy baseball drafts this year take Wang in the 5th round. He then proceeded to take Roger Clemens in the 6th.

I like to play a little draft-day game whenever I'm in a randomly selected league. It's called "Spot the Absolutely Delusional Yankees Fan Who Would've Been Better Off Flushing His Money Down the Toilet".

There's one in just about every league.


There are delusional fans of every team...and they are easy to spot. Some jackass in my league drafted Noah Lowry, while Zito was still on the board. That's pretty stupid, even for a delusional Giants fan. Same guy got Barry Bonds in one of the middle rounds. I managed to get Carl Crawford in the 5th round, even though I've seen him in the top 10 of every mock draft. Funny stuff.
 
2007-03-26 04:27:45 PM  
Nothing worse than starting off the season with a strained Wang.
 
2007-03-26 04:30:56 PM  
I managed to get Carl Crawford in the 5th round

unless you got pujols, reyes, soriano and a-rod in the first 4 rounds, you're retarded for letting him drop that far yourself.
 
2007-03-26 04:48:56 PM  
mrjared: There are delusional fans of every team...and they are easy to spot. Some jackass in my league drafted Noah Lowry, while Zito was still on the board. That's pretty stupid, even for a delusional Giants fan. Same guy got Barry Bonds in one of the middle rounds. I managed to get Carl Crawford in the 5th round, even though I've seen him in the top 10 of every mock draft. Funny stuff.

I like Zito's fantasy chances moving the the NL. I like Randy Johnson moving back there too. 8 hitters instead of nine does wonders for a ERA and WHIP. I drafted them both in both the leagues I am in.

As for the yankees on opening day, I will be there, sixth row behind the plate. You'll be able to spot me on TV, I will be the guy trying desperately to not pick my nose. Even tho I am a fanboy, I have only 2 Yankees total (jeter and damon).

tips For those of you who have not drafted yet:

--Troy Glaus can play shortshop this year in most leagues. 38 HR is a lot from the ss position
--Mike Piazza will dh this year but can still play catcher in fantasy leagues. He'll get 100 extra AB at a very thin position. (not I did not get him in either league!!)

/geek
 
2007-03-26 05:02:06 PM  
And they lost their Johnson.
 
2007-03-26 05:02:19 PM  
With a better headline...
 
2007-03-26 05:04:10 PM  
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]

/glad I saved this picture
//even just for occasions like this
 
2007-03-26 06:09:19 PM  
Oh, that's just awful, heh. Let's see what I can post. I think I'm just going to go with a pink Boston hat, forgetting New York offers the same thing.

[image from newburycomics.com too old to be available]

Mmm.
 
2007-03-26 09:10:02 PM  
submitter: Yankees' Wang on DL
oh, good, the third green article on this in 36 hours.
 
2007-03-26 10:25:01 PM  
Ugh, another season of lame Wang jokes?
 
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