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(Chron)   Boat explosion leaves four injured. Police baffled, as Michael Bay wasn't filming anything in the area   ( divider line
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2007-03-26 10:39:35 AM  
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Keep your distance, Chief, but don't look like you're trying to keeping your distance. Submerge casual.
2007-03-26 10:45:27 AM  
Admins FTW. Much better headline.
2007-03-26 01:01:22 PM  
Anyone else read that as "Borat explosion..."?
2007-03-26 01:05:05 PM  
Editor in DC: Anyone else read that as "Borat explosion..."?

You and I must be dyslexic brothers!
2007-03-26 01:07:59 PM  
Editor in DC: Anyone else read that as "Borat explosion..."?

I did as well.
2007-03-26 01:09:11 PM  
Editor in DC
Anyone else read that as "Borat explosion..."?

Yup, that's what I read at first too.
2007-03-26 01:10:23 PM  
Nah, he was there. Bay's like the tooth fairy, or Santa Claus: He sees every explosion, and keeps a list of the good ones.

Must be a hidden camera reality pilot.
Like punk'd - with dynamite.
2007-03-26 01:13:15 PM  
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Pearl Harbor sucked... Just a little bit more than I miss you....
2007-03-26 01:14:02 PM  
Add one more for "Borat explosion."
2007-03-26 01:15:03 PM  
fark Bay, fark him in his ass for the atrocities he puts to film.

His entire body of work is like a giant apostasy against good film like some huge beacon of shiat in the middle of the cesspool that is hollywood.
2007-03-26 01:16:51 PM  
kudos to subby
2007-03-26 01:19:00 PM  
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Because of two innocent words that when placed in correct order unlock a portal in the the realm of infinite asstastic suckitude: Jerry Bruckheimer
2007-03-26 01:20:31 PM  
2007-03-26 01:25:58 PM  
I didn't read the article, but I'd just like to say that I hate Michael Bay with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

When Transformers is released and he manages to destroy my last precious childhood memory, he must be destroyed.

He's part of the "release shiatty movie and recoup enough of budget in first weekend to make profit" crowd that has utterly and completely destroyed Hollywood as an entertainment medium.

I hate him.

/BAAAAAAAY!!! (shakes fist at sky)
2007-03-26 01:26:45 PM  

nice Das Boot ref!


Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot girl...
2007-03-26 01:28:31 PM  
calm like a bomb: Jerry Bruckheimer

Don't say his name three times or you'll summon another Will Smith movie.
2007-03-26 01:35:33 PM  
Good to know I'm not the only one who initially read it as 'Borat explosion'.
2007-03-26 01:54:46 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
2007-03-26 01:56:54 PM  
I was hoping for pics of a borat liquid explosion.

/no, not really.
2007-03-26 01:57:20 PM  
This was no boating accident.
2007-03-26 02:04:11 PM  
"Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?"

He makes rich people richer.
2007-03-26 02:04:39 PM  
The only reason I clicked for comments on this one is to see if anyone else read it as "Borat explosion". Highlight of my day.
2007-03-26 02:10:29 PM  
Is Richard Donnor still making movies? If so, then Martin Riggs may due in for some questioning.
2007-03-26 02:12:06 PM  
borat explosion
2007-03-26 02:14:13 PM  
2007-03-26 02:15:27 PM  
It was Tony Scott, in the editing room, with the Avid system!
2007-03-26 02:18:34 PM  
Editor in DC: Anyone else read that as "Borat explosion..."?

Yes, I also read that at a glance. I was going to post that statement as well until I saw you had beaten me to it.
2007-03-26 02:21:56 PM  
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"That's just great. Cartman gets his own amusement park and Michael Bay gets to keep on making movies. There is no God."
2007-03-26 02:26:52 PM  
Floating Meth Lab, anyone?
2007-03-26 02:34:44 PM  
What exactly is the best Michael Bay movie? Or is that an oxymoron?

/I vote The Rock
//My brother is more partial to Bad Boys II.
///Not that either are very good.
2007-03-26 02:40:48 PM  
I'll 50th that "Borat explosion."
2007-03-26 02:55:55 PM  
League City on Fark, We made tha bigtime baby!
2007-03-26 03:08:30 PM  
I would like to make a romantic explosion on her stomach!

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2007-03-26 03:11:52 PM  
Shin Devilman Amon: It was Tony Scott, in the editing room, with the Avid system!

"Golden! I loved...every minute of it! This is the comment spectacle of the year! Everyone must read this comment!"
- Jizz Master Zero,
2007-03-26 03:29:59 PM  
Michael Bay makes popcorn flicks. Period. He know he's not gonna be the Francis Ford Coppola of this generation. So get over it.

Every once in a while I like a good popcorn action movie. Afterwards I'll watch the smart movies with great acting and stories just to make sure my IQ hasn't dropped TOO much.

So I'm looking forward to Transformers, all the while listening to Purists cry and sob in unison with a giant smile on my face.

/screw the transformers purists
//it was only a gud damned TV cartoon you cry babies.
2007-03-26 03:31:41 PM  

/since I'm not getting any work done today I may as well write code here
//it's too nice outside and I'm stuck inside
2007-03-26 04:11:19 PM  
I was interning for EMT training at Hermann Hospital that evening and treated some of those patients. One of the guys was a firefighter who continually asked about the other injured dudes despite being the most critical. That was an emotional ER.
2007-03-26 04:33:48 PM  
Wow!, how did everyone do, and or what were the total injuries?
2007-03-26 06:20:51 PM  
ringersol: He makes rich people richer.

The answer to why ANYTHING at all goes on in this country.

2007-03-26 07:33:07 PM  
If anyone's still interested, this Marina is my back yard:
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