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(free Lance-Star)   Human skull found behind Virginia rock quarry. Initial reports find the skull previously manhandled by Danish nobility, then reburied by unfunny clowns   ( divider line
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2007-03-07 01:25:25 PM  
Is that you Rosencrantz?
2007-03-07 01:31:50 PM  
2007-03-07 01:33:17 PM  
Yorick? But, But, I knew him! Horatio?
2007-03-07 01:34:15 PM  
Something is rotten in the state of Virginia...
2007-03-07 01:38:55 PM  
Yet another Shakespeare themed thread. A trend is building.
2007-03-07 01:39:42 PM  
headline is one of infinite jest
2007-03-07 01:46:37 PM  
I hath borne this story upon my back a million times.
2007-03-07 01:50:06 PM  
Them beverly hills women will last a lot longer, they're all tan and stretched, and they've got all them plastic parts... those aren't biodegradable, you know.
2007-03-07 02:33:24 PM  
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous FARKers,
Or to take arms against a sea of n00bs,
And by opposing end them?
2007-03-07 02:49:51 PM  
For in that state of green what posts may come... must give us pause...
2007-03-07 04:17:39 PM  
I see what thou hast done there.
2007-03-07 04:28:15 PM  
nice one, smitty
/golf clap
2007-03-07 04:28:34 PM  
+1 for teh bill shaxspeare
2007-03-07 04:28:42 PM  
It's the Big Bopper's skull.
2007-03-07 04:29:23 PM  
A literary reference? On Fark? Sweet holy redemption, we're saved!

/+1 Subby
2007-03-07 04:34:57 PM  
et tu hoffa?
2007-03-07 04:35:04 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2007-03-07 04:36:08 PM  
We were waving our arms out the window
of a fast-moving passenger train
Acting in an irresponsible fasion
Until the engineer's back had been turned
and who we thought would find us highly amusing
quickly swivelled his head around
And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil
sang us this song

turn around
turn around
there's a thing there that can be found
turn around
turn around
it's a human skull on the ground
human skull
on the ground
turn around
2007-03-07 04:36:17 PM  
2007-03-07 04:36:23 PM  

A literary reference? On Fark? Sweet holy redemption, we're saved!

Yes, but it's the Cliff Notes version, so we get only the salient points of redemption.

2007-03-07 04:38:10 PM  
Call Harry Dresden and ask if Bob is there.
2007-03-07 04:38:40 PM  
2007-03-07 04:39:57 PM  
captainover has said everything I came in here to say...
2007-03-07 04:41:36 PM  
Goodnight, sweet:

[image from too old to be available]
2007-03-07 04:56:23 PM  
Chandra Levy.
2007-03-07 05:13:43 PM  
drtfa, but wtf is up with the baby trader ad?!
2007-03-07 05:28:58 PM  
Well they thought a bear foot was a bare foot, so the "skull" is probably the globe from a street light.
2007-03-07 05:43:07 PM  
So is Spotsylvania County home to a lot of blotchy vampires?
2007-03-07 05:48:59 PM  
Vrock Quary? Type 3 demon?

//Or just embarrasing?
//Don't answer that
2007-03-07 05:55:40 PM  
Va ?
2007-03-07 06:16:02 PM  
However, these clowns are funny . . .

Gould & Stearns
2007-03-07 06:18:50 PM  
Englebert Slaptyback

Yes, but it's the Cliff Notes version, so we get only the salient points of redemption.

That was awesome.

(Do we get fewer points for "The Fifteen-Minute Hamlet"?)
2007-03-07 06:39:00 PM  
What a piece of work is a Farker!
How ignoble in reason, how limited in faculty,
In form and moving, how flabby and disgracefull.
In action how like a turtle, in apprehension how like a goldfish!
2007-03-07 07:47:45 PM  
I have a question:


No, Really?

It is to look up on a map, and laugh.
2007-03-07 07:56:21 PM  
I came in here to announce:

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead

Sorry to bother you. Continue.
2007-03-07 08:08:15 PM  
+1 subby
2007-03-07 08:26:12 PM  
+1 Subby
2007-03-07 09:00:10 PM  
Great job subby...can't believe this only has a 4
2007-03-07 09:50:11 PM  
Behind? Behind a hole in the ground? Really?

//other than that great headline.
2007-03-07 10:58:40 PM  
I think I just logged onto my internet.
2007-03-08 02:38:55 AM  
To RTFA or not to RTFA, that is the query...
2007-03-08 06:59:10 AM  
I love Shakespeare references, I wish the admins would greenlight more of them. +1
2007-03-08 09:25:04 AM  
Yay for Hamlet references!
2007-03-08 01:55:11 PM  
"To be, or not to be, you mean a lot to me... Showstopper!"
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