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(Washington Times)   6 women claim affairs with Condit   ( divider line
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2001-07-05 01:55:04 AM  

But did Condit and Bill Clinton have any affairs with the same person...that is the question
2001-07-05 02:45:28 AM  
Miss Cleo told me " da Leeeveee gurl be havin da democrats twin babies down in mexico now but she be comin back tawkin bout havin some amnesia after she be sellin dem ...... mon.......
2001-07-05 03:08:30 AM  
I had an affair with Condit..

not sure if it was Gary Condit or his sister, Marlene Condit, the whore.
2001-07-05 07:02:55 AM  
He's still not a patch on Jeffrey Archer.
2001-07-05 10:50:55 AM  
"I did not have sex with that man Gary Condit. He's way too old for me."
[image from too old to be available]
2001-07-05 01:46:36 PM  
Plus he's a guy.
2001-07-05 02:08:45 PM  
How fugly men get 'tang: 1. Aquire many green things which may be considered legal tender. 2. Use their many green things to buy shinny trinkits which will stun and daze their pray. 3. Use the many green things to aquire powerful positions. They then use these powerful positions to stun and daze their pray. 4. They go to the store, find the kool-aid section, look around a bit, find the retro tang and take it to the checkout counters. Then use the green things to gain permission to take it home and have his way with it.
2001-07-05 02:40:25 PM  
If Congressman Condit did have an affair with Chandrey Levy it would be in his best intrest to confess to it. Right now he looks pretty suspicious. Besides it's not like "having an affair" is gonna blow his chances at the Presidency!

Seriously, I hope the find her alive and well.
2001-07-05 03:22:44 PM  
Just to clarify what Mme said: "just a lousy rep"

rep as is representative



(this message has been custom designed for you dumb-o-crats)
2001-07-05 05:28:54 PM  
This is like watching a fat person eat a lot.

It's the universe being the universe. There's something intrinsically correct about it.

Politicians screwing around and getting caught... it's their very nature.
2001-07-05 08:34:59 PM  
ha ha ha ha ha

2001-07-05 09:02:14 PM  
What is a representative? I went to U.S. public schools. Also what is this Presidency you are all talking about.
2001-07-06 12:16:33 AM  
Gee Sieve, nothing gets past you.

poontang = dead presidents
(to immature people)
2001-07-06 12:52:58 AM  
[conspiracy theory]
Chandra Levy was planted in Condit's office by renegade Israeli Moddad agents to gather information about the Timothy McVeigh trial.
[/conspiracy theory]
Wheeee! That was fun.
2001-07-06 12:53:25 AM  
Sorry, too much X-Files.
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