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(Fox News)   Boston needs to chill the F out as bomb squad blows up a traffic monitor   (myfoxboston.com) divider line
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2007-02-28 2:18:03 PM  
The terrorists have won
 
2007-02-28 2:28:17 PM  
and smoke while you are doing so
 
2007-02-28 2:28:47 PM  
Man, Boston, what happened to you? You used to be cool.
 
2007-02-28 2:34:30 PM  
Dear Boston,

No one wants to blow you up. You are not a signifigant city to the international community.

Regards,
Everyone
 
2007-02-28 3:01:33 PM  
Welcome to our new, paranoid country.

Anyone who worries about terrorism is a flipping idiot.
 
2007-02-28 3:07:42 PM  
We already knew Boston was a bunch of pansy's
 
2007-02-28 3:08:11 PM  
The Redcoats are... us.
 
2007-02-28 3:08:13 PM  
I bet that the bomb squad is just going trigger happy.
 
2007-02-28 3:08:40 PM  
Need a Boston tag.
 
2007-02-28 3:08:48 PM  
Poor lizard
 
2007-02-28 3:09:03 PM  
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2007-02-28 3:09:21 PM  
Boston seems to be pretty terrorized...

Terrorists: 1
Boston: 0
 
2007-02-28 3:09:30 PM  
Seriously, Boston.

WTF?
 
2007-02-28 3:09:32 PM  
6 more words and the headline would have been longer than TFA.
 
2007-02-28 3:09:40 PM  
1/31, 2/28 => 3/31

What's next?
 
2007-02-28 3:09:53 PM  
This just in: Boston bans all flashing lights. Local 24-hour pancake house to go bankrupt.
 
2007-02-28 3:10:01 PM  
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2007-02-28 3:10:50 PM  
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Everyone down! It's gonna blow!
 
2007-02-28 3:11:03 PM  
*yawn*

They went batshiat crazy over a few Lite Brites a few weeks ago. This is just par for the farking course.

Welcome to GWB's Terrorized America. Please check your common sense at the border, and fall in with the rest of the sheeple.
 
2007-02-28 3:11:15 PM  
Why would terrorists want to know about traffic statistics?
 
2007-02-28 3:11:17 PM  
Looks like it is that time of the month again.
 
2007-02-28 3:11:31 PM  
unikcycle
Terrorists: 1
Boston: 0


Without lifting a finger. That's the best kind of victory.
 
2007-02-28 3:11:33 PM  
The box turned out to be some kind of traffic counting device and was completely harmless.
 
2007-02-28 3:11:35 PM  
just wait until boston learns about car bombs...
 
2007-02-28 3:11:43 PM  
The traffic dept. now owes Boston a million dollars and somebody is going to jail.
 
2007-02-28 3:11:57 PM  
pussies
 
2007-02-28 3:12:18 PM  
Is that anything like a hall monitor?
 
2007-02-28 3:12:34 PM  
I'd say Farkers should stop saying "America is scared" and "America is totally flipping out." "America" isn't. "Boston" is.

/because they're full of vaginas
 
2007-02-28 3:12:42 PM  
Hopefully nobody from Boston will look inside their local post office. Bomb squads will work overtime with all of the "Mysterious Packages" inside the buildings.

/If I don't know what's in it, it's mysterious.
//1-31-07 Never Forget
///Still laughing
 
2007-02-28 3:13:13 PM  
I hope no one had pahked theyah cah next to it.
 
2007-02-28 3:13:17 PM  
How does one detonate something that contains no explosives?
 
2007-02-28 3:13:29 PM  
I used to wonder why he looked familiar
Then I realized it was a mirror
And now it is plain to see,
The whole time the monster was me
 
2007-02-28 3:14:03 PM  
#1 in the 'hood, G.
 
2007-02-28 3:14:13 PM  
Nabb1 [TotalFark]:

Man, Boston, what happened to you? You used to be cool.

Now now...you know that's a lie. That entire state is nothing but suck.
 
2007-02-28 3:14:31 PM  
cyanidin: Is that anything like a hall monitor?

That is not a hair question.
 
2007-02-28 3:14:35 PM  
kb7rky: *yawn*

They went batshiat crazy over a few Lite Brites a few weeks ago. This is just par for the farking course.

Welcome to GWB's Terrorized America. Please check your common sense at the border, and fall in with the rest of the sheeple.


Your entire post is invalidated with the use of the word "sheeple".

Can't we be critical of our government without using farkin' made up words?
 
2007-02-28 3:15:00 PM  
Jesus Christ. Boston, take a chill pill.
 
2007-02-28 3:15:24 PM  
I speak for Boston and we are still cool.

/from Boston
 
2007-02-28 3:15:39 PM  
On the morning of September 11, 2001, I had a view of a threatening traffic counting device, thanks for asking.
 
2007-02-28 3:15:57 PM  
This happened right near my work. I could hear the explosion and everything.
 
2007-02-28 3:16:15 PM  
Boston's not just getting shut out, they're getting no-hit in the war on terror.

Paranoia 3, Boston 0
 
2007-02-28 3:16:15 PM  
Nice robsul. I remember the days when New York fans didn't throw weak attacks at Boston because they knew the Yanks were superior.

Now, not so much.

/Lives in CT so it's very amusing, bwahahahahaah
 
2007-02-28 3:16:21 PM  
Gods wait until they find out these 'devices' are attached to roadside lampposts ALL OVER THE CITY IN HIGH TRAFFIC AREAS... Boston will grind to a standstill!
 
2007-02-28 3:16:39 PM  
Jack31081: Can't we be critical of our government without using farkin' made up words?

if our government can use made up reasons to go to war, i think it's completely fair to use made up words to describe those that support them.
 
2007-02-28 3:16:54 PM  
As a life long resident sadly I must agree with MadAsshatter on this one.
 
2007-02-28 3:17:07 PM  
I am sad for the poor traffic monitor's family. What will they do now? Maybe they can make thrilling stunt videos like that guy in Ferndale with the shoes and stuff...
 
2007-02-28 3:17:08 PM  
It's a Tamagotchi...
 
2007-02-28 3:17:21 PM  
ZOMG!

They blew up one of my counters! Best part is, we sell tons of those traffic counters to POLICE DEPARTMENTS. They should know what the goddamn things look like by now. Can't wait till the Police Chiefs Tradeshow up there next week... gonna be some laughs.

I wonder if we can get the remaining pieces back, just to see how it held up. Or if there is any salvageable data...
 
2007-02-28 3:17:26 PM  
Boston needs to man up, nancy.
 
2007-02-28 3:17:34 PM  
Jack31081: Your entire post is invalidated with the use of the word "sheeple".

Can't we be critical of our government without using farkin' made up words?


Yeah, made up words embiggen the terrorists.
 
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