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(Some Blood Brother)   Woman ties up, cuts lover to drink his blood. Then things get weird (with a "would you hit it?" pic of suspect)   ( eastvalleytribune.com) divider line
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2007-02-14 07:19:40 PM  
Yes, I would hit it. She'd be a freak in bed, just hide the ropes.
2007-02-14 07:22:09 PM  
2007-02-14 08:30:23 PM  
I'd hit it with a nice chianti and some farve beans
2007-02-14 08:35:58 PM  
2007-02-14 08:59:01 PM  
The tied up part would be fine, even if the whole blood thing is a little much for me.

Being chased around with a pickaxe, though, might take the romance out of the whole scene.

/knot fun.
2007-02-14 09:28:32 PM  

Do we have to take up a collection for Dusk now?
2007-02-14 09:51:23 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:13:40 PM  
probably pretty cute all "dolled up," and a sack of rattlesnakes in the sack
2007-02-14 10:14:00 PM  
Both admitted to authorities that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the attack, Horn said.

Ya think?
2007-02-14 10:14:03 PM  
You can't fool me. That's Jack White.
2007-02-14 10:14:04 PM  
I'd hit it... with a stake.
2007-02-14 10:15:14 PM  
Yes, that's all I have to say.
2007-02-14 10:15:19 PM  
Yeah, I'd hit it. You got me.
2007-02-14 10:15:19 PM  
Only if I wanted some lunatic sex.

Which, y'know, ain't so bad every so often.
2007-02-14 10:15:20 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:16:03 PM  
It would hit me with a pick ax.
2007-02-14 10:16:03 PM  
/Would not hit it
2007-02-14 10:16:03 PM  
I'll bust your head in with a ratchet

2007-02-14 10:16:19 PM  
Oh hells yeah. Thats hawt.

/Well, c'mon, some of you know why thats funny.
2007-02-14 10:16:21 PM  
Hit it, but that hickey must hurt like Hell!
2007-02-14 10:16:22 PM  
The pick axe was crossing the line. Up until that point it was all good.

/no really
2007-02-14 10:16:32 PM  
Love child of Jack White and K.D. Lang.
2007-02-14 10:16:35 PM  
He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.

2007-02-14 10:16:59 PM  
Uh - that's a would she hit you picture.
2007-02-14 10:17:19 PM  
Well, I gotta bet against odds that Hallmark has a Valentine's Day card for this situation.
2007-02-14 10:17:52 PM  
Alcohol, drugs and a pickax; just another Valentine's Day.
2007-02-14 10:18:00 PM  
That's Jack White.
2007-02-14 10:18:03 PM  
Ahhh, how I miss the girl who drank my blood.

/not kidding
//sick bastard
///Happy Valentines Day!
2007-02-14 10:18:22 PM  
I'm O positive I'd hit it.
2007-02-14 10:18:35 PM  
I've had worse, much worse.
I don't let anyone tie me up.
2007-02-14 10:18:35 PM  
someone find her myspace...

or .. her deadjournal.
2007-02-14 10:18:41 PM  
She looks like Helena Bonham Carter from Fight Club.

/Tyler Durden would hit that
2007-02-14 10:18:51 PM  
who police said is either 23 or 24

Hmm now thats some hard hitting investigation.
2007-02-14 10:18:54 PM  
I'd hit it......before it cut me.
2007-02-14 10:19:57 PM  
I'm in love.
2007-02-14 10:20:02 PM  
Anything half my age goes on the hit list immediately.
2007-02-14 10:20:05 PM  

you betcha

lola lane... anyone else catch that??
2007-02-14 10:20:32 PM  
Looks like Johnny Depp is just practicing for his new role in the new vampire movie. It's guaranteed to suck!

//Oh God, VDay hurts so bad.
2007-02-14 10:20:38 PM  
I been thinkin' about your blood type/
When I'm gonna drink it/
When I'm gonna drink it
2007-02-14 10:20:46 PM  
shiat. That was the hottest story ever. Sign me up!
2007-02-14 10:20:52 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:20:58 PM  
I'd hit that until.....

but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.
2007-02-14 10:21:00 PM  
Regnad Kcin

I see what you did there. And I love it.
2007-02-14 10:21:15 PM  
I'd hit it....with a stiff dose of thorazine and a powerwasher.
2007-02-14 10:21:18 PM  
Who called the police? The article omitted that bit of information.
2007-02-14 10:21:39 PM  
Is that Eddie Vedder?
2007-02-14 10:21:42 PM  
Is it just me, or does that photo look kinda photoshop-y?

Hmm... She drinks blood... and don't some cameras use mirrors in them?

2007-02-14 10:21:53 PM  
wait a minute... i think i know her.

Tiffany went to my church, and she used to have red hair...

2007-02-14 10:22:12 PM  
And they say no one loves the old fashioned way anymore.

Would hit, if she wasn't into the whole "I'm gonna slice you up like a pepperoni pizza and then make you orgasm just as you die" scenario.
2007-02-14 10:23:01 PM  
square: Tiffany went to my church, and she used to have red hair...

That doesn't suprise me at all....
2007-02-14 10:23:10 PM  
hell yea! you gotta figure that she looks decent in an arrest photo she's gonna look real good once she gets cleaned up.
2007-02-14 10:23:18 PM  
I'd hit it, with no sharp objects around.
2007-02-14 10:24:36 PM  
Sadly so.
2007-02-14 10:25:20 PM  
Tiffany went to my church, and she used to have red hair...

No way. I'm sure that flat black is her natural hair color.
2007-02-14 10:25:22 PM  
Hey Tiff....what say I pick you up around 7pm, we catch a movie, have a few drinks and go over to the morgue?
2007-02-14 10:25:26 PM  
"I haven't been farked like that since grade school"

/yes. yes I would hit it
2007-02-14 10:25:33 PM  
I mean who doesn't have an extra pickaxe lying around to chase down escaped lovers?
2007-02-14 10:25:58 PM  
FTA where she and the victim were living, police said.

Police were unsure if the pair were friends

Because you always share an apartment with someone you hate.

/Wait, I'm married so do that now
2007-02-14 10:26:22 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:26:28 PM  
I don't think this one drank blood, but just the idea scares the k-rap out of me!

Piano wire, anyone?

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2007-02-14 10:27:08 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:27:36 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:27:45 PM  
Who called the police? The article omitted that bit of information.

Hot crazy chick with a pick ax chasing a partially dressed man down the street probably got the neighbors attention.

/At least that's how I pictured it.
2007-02-14 10:28:17 PM  
would hit it with three units of A-

2007-02-14 10:28:38 PM  
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With one of these on her, sure...
2007-02-14 10:28:45 PM  
Sigourney Weaver/Johnny Depp hybrid?
2007-02-14 10:28:45 PM  
Cleaned up?
Yeah. bamBAM! TWO TIMES!

(been watching OLD springsteen videos on Youtube)
2007-02-14 10:29:12 PM  
Longer article here, with scarier pic.
2007-02-14 10:29:24 PM  
If the biatch keeps playing that Concrete Blond song over and over again then you get the fark out of the house and don't look back.
2007-02-14 10:29:24 PM  
People, people....it's JODIE FOSTER.

/There. That's all settled, then.
2007-02-14 10:30:58 PM  
WIHI? (Would I Hit It?)

As long as the bodily fluid sucked out of me isn't blood.
2007-02-14 10:31:02 PM  
would hit -n-split it-n-lick it-n- quit it....... minus the lick it part, well maybe
2007-02-14 10:31:30 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:32:04 PM  
Sutton later told police the entire encounter was consensual.

Um, then you should have stayed in the house, without the pickax. If its consensual, you only run with the intention of being caught, and you dont use anything more awkward and unbalanced than a simple hatchet, with the exception of swords.

Once you get outside, people are going to assume the worst.
2007-02-14 10:32:39 PM  
Sorry. I'm using all my blood right now.
2007-02-14 10:33:07 PM  
Hit yes.
As long as the tool shed was locked up.
2007-02-14 10:33:15 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:33:21 PM  
2007-02-14 10:33:49 PM  
I'd hit it with 50,000 volts of Tasery goodness.
2007-02-14 10:34:14 PM  
No Angelina Jolie pictures? Seriously?

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2007-02-14 10:34:32 PM  
The man was passed out when police were called ...

So who called the police?
2007-02-14 10:34:40 PM  
I think I am in love!

I'd hit it twice on Sunday, and three times just because of the Holiday.
2007-02-14 10:37:43 PM  
simpsonfan: AB and B are the best tasting. Mmm, blood.

AB is very Tinny.

I Like I nice O+

RicBlasko: I'd hit it twice on Sunday, and three times just because of the Holiday

Yeah, Only if it was 17.
2007-02-14 10:38:17 PM  
She looks pretty dangerous. Like you could punch her, and she would just lick her bloody lip and keep staring at you.
2007-02-14 10:39:09 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:39:41 PM  
I'm thinkin' she'd clean up to look something like this:

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Make of that what you will.
2007-02-14 10:39:46 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:40:20 PM  
Dwreck: Awkward and unbalanced?

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I think not sir. And unless someone is wearing heavy armor this is all you need. If they are wearing heavy armor, run away and throw rocks at them while they die of exhaustion.
2007-02-14 10:40:42 PM  
So who called the police?

Yeah, nm. Second article says his friends called after finding him covered in blood.
2007-02-14 10:40:49 PM  
I don't think I could keep an erection after being slashed and chased with a pickax.

...well, maybe if she had on fuzzy purple earmuffs, of course.
2007-02-14 10:41:38 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:42:38 PM  
Chased him down the street with a pick axe? She must have been thristy.

/This doesn't taste like blood
//Keep sucking
2007-02-14 10:43:17 PM  
Hell yeah I'd hit it.

Of course they're going to blame the drugs, even tho thousands of people take drugs and don't do anything like this.
2007-02-14 10:43:25 PM  
No Shadow, I've gotten older, so the age range moved up too.

And why do I see this getting filed away with the whole Judge puts dagger in Vampire def...wait I said I would stop talking about that..
2007-02-14 10:44:09 PM  
Hit it!
2007-02-14 10:45:26 PM  
RicBlasko: And why do I see this getting filed away with the whole Judge puts dagger in Vampire def...wait I said I would stop talking about that..

You post that link and I will make you eat a printout of this page.
2007-02-14 10:51:51 PM  
This has to be one of the strangest stock photos I've seen in a while:

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2007-02-14 10:52:08 PM  
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
2007-02-14 10:52:17 PM  
"Do not want" dog would definitely hit it.

/With broccoli.
2007-02-14 10:52:25 PM  
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2007-02-14 10:53:37 PM  
"Oh it's opening time, down at Fascination Street
so let's cut the conversation and go out for a bit...."
2007-02-14 10:56:13 PM  
Is that Eddie Vedder?

No, it's Jack White. Pay attention!

Every single one of you who would hit that are gay. Even the women.
2007-02-14 10:56:21 PM  
They were both a couple of Mill Ave roaches holed up in a shed in the back yard of a empty house!
\Should of provided popcorn and let the show commence.
2007-02-14 10:56:27 PM  
Fun times......
2007-02-14 10:56:47 PM  
Worth the risk!
2007-02-14 10:57:20 PM  
2007-02-14 10:57:34 PM  
Anyone else have that "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song in their head after visiting this thread?

2007-02-14 10:59:33 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:00:20 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:01:29 PM  
They say vampires have strange sexual powers over us mortals.
2007-02-14 11:02:27 PM  
jimmyjazz She looks like Helena Bonham Carter from Fight Club.

/Tyler Durden would hit that

I am Jack's raging libido

/I'm scrrd
2007-02-14 11:03:29 PM  
If I throw a pick-ax, will you leave?
2007-02-14 11:03:59 PM  
C:\MP3\London After Midnight-Selected Scenes-08-Your Best Nightmare.mp3

/nuff said
2007-02-14 11:04:14 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:06:54 PM  
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

/hard to fap with all the blood loss
//think I'm gonna pass out now
2007-02-14 11:07:29 PM  
Kind of hard to defend yourself against a well aimed pickaxe.

/me thinks I would steer a wide berth around that young lady
/seen too many shows & movies with bad endings from being tied up (and I don't mean a Signs type bad ending
2007-02-14 11:11:02 PM  
Naw, I think Jonny Depp and Robert Smith should stop having love children.

2007-02-14 11:12:20 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:12:36 PM  
Gooseycheeks & AfroX

First thing I thought was how creepy she looks (In an Edward Scissorhands kind of way).

Hittable, but creepy nonetheless.
2007-02-14 11:16:42 PM  
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/Seemed better than another "I'd hit it"
2007-02-14 11:16:46 PM  
I'd hit it. I like'em creepy.

2007-02-14 11:17:27 PM  
She split my head open with a pickaxe, and I loved it, I loved every minute of it...

/King Missle rules
2007-02-14 11:18:23 PM  
It was probably just a misunderstanding... he said I want to be with you forever and she naturally assumed he intended for her to kill him and turn him. Vampire sex is HOT... especially when you go at it from dusk 'til dawn.
2007-02-14 11:18:51 PM  

Jesus, are you kidding me?
2007-02-14 11:19:23 PM  
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Ooh yeah baby
2007-02-14 11:21:50 PM  
Hey, it's the whole Tempe dating scene.

Like, 20 years ago, ASU was the #1 party school. The coeds got drunk and stoned a lot, got knocked up, dropped out of school, and lived on welfare until they got kicked off, then worked stacking boxes at the ugly factory while their ignored kids grew up and wanted to drink blood and murder people with pickaxes.

Like I said, it's the whole Tempe dating scene.
2007-02-14 11:22:09 PM  
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Wow. Well I'll be damned.
2007-02-14 11:23:14 PM  
fark yea
2007-02-14 11:23:16 PM  
Neg-a-tory good buddy

\would not hit it
2007-02-14 11:23:18 PM  
Actually, that woman really looks like she was drawn by Xiame Hernandez.
2007-02-14 11:23:39 PM  
Of course. The answer is almost always yes.
2007-02-14 11:25:43 PM  
2007-02-14 11:25:58 PM  
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I'd probably regret hitting it.
2007-02-14 11:26:19 PM  
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Must have taken the night off.
2007-02-14 11:27:26 PM  
Talk about adding insult to injury. Now everyone knows he was doing HER.
2007-02-14 11:29:02 PM  
i would totally hit it

/would bring the ropes and knives too
2007-02-14 11:32:22 PM  
i'd need to see the entire package before I could make a determination
2007-02-14 11:36:48 PM  
2007-02-14 11:38:31 PM  
The second article (linked in the thread by LookOutForThatTree!) said that she was a transient who had been staying with the victim for 2 days.

So like, when she moved in, did she have a pickaxe?
2007-02-14 11:40:07 PM  
The man was passed out when police were called, and the woman initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

Typical lying bag of shiat woman.
2007-02-14 11:40:23 PM  
Now I was gonna jump in with a if she cleaned up she would look like Helena Bonham Carter, but after careful review, I believe she is more of a Bridgit Fonda from Point of No Return. But in any event I'd hit it, and because she's in to blood play, who needs a rubber?
2007-02-14 11:41:42 PM  
Id hit it while wearing full plate armor, like that scene in Excalibur.

\What the codpiece is for.
2007-02-14 11:41:52 PM  
Angelina Jolie without the fatass lips.
2007-02-14 11:42:05 PM  
Id hit it like this....


/Forgive my lack of HTML-Fu
2007-02-14 11:42:19 PM  
2007-02-14 11:42:30 PM  
"I'd crossbow it".

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2007-02-14 11:43:45 PM  
Yes, she could drink a few pints and cock punch me where no cock punch has gone before..
2007-02-14 11:44:23 PM  
Being totally honest, in the middle of sex if blood suddenly made its appearance, I am pretty sure I'd lose any state of arousal I'd have been in up to that point.

Vampire sex is fun in the movies, in real life... not so much.

Also, when a pickaxe comes out, it sorta ruins the whole vibe of the evening, you know?
2007-02-14 11:45:27 PM  
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///don't care
////one for good measure
2007-02-14 11:45:43 PM  
I'd hit it. But she'd be tied up first.
2007-02-14 11:53:13 PM  
I've hit worse.
2007-02-14 11:53:59 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:58:17 PM  
Ah, Audition. One of the best movies out there. Nothing gets the juices flowing like an insanely beautiful japanese girl performing acts of unspeakable cruelty...
2007-02-15 12:02:15 AM  
He'll be back for more.
2007-02-15 12:03:22 AM  
I'd hit it. Tiffany Sutton is a hot chick name, too.
2007-02-15 12:07:27 AM  
Sutton is a transient who had been staying with the victim for two days in the 1000 Block of South Lola Lane, near Apache Boulevard and Loop 101, in a shed behind an unoccupied residence

um, i'd have to say that when you hook up with a fellow-shed dweller, you have to expect something strange to happen.
2007-02-15 12:11:16 AM  

Who was that dude in PCU?

/blow me where the pampers is
2007-02-15 12:18:15 AM  
I need a full body shot in a tight outfit to truly make the right decision.

/that weasel snagged the bee!
2007-02-15 12:18:58 AM  
This is one of the funniest threads ever. Seriously. Just look back at people's one-liners and I dare you not to laugh. I love fark.
2007-02-15 12:19:33 AM  
In all honesty I was almost raped, I guess you could sort of say, by a chick that was in to bloodplay (god I wish that wasn't a word.) She'd gone out with a friend of mine on a couple dates and had mentioned to him that she liked to cut/be cut and drink each others' blood and he told me about it. She had a thing for cemetary sex too. The two of them came over to my place and when he took off to get some cigarettes she stripped and started going after me. She wasn't bad looking, but I was in a relationship so I wasn't interested. I was also afraid that if I said no she'd show up a week later with a pickax so I considered going at it just to avoid ending up in a crawlspace somewhere. Anyway, I managed to keep her off me (even after she threatened to hide her underwear somewhere in the apartment so my GF would find them and freak) and when I later told my friend about it he was like, 'what the hell, why didn't you go for it'... I'm thinking now he might be the bigger freak of the two.
2007-02-15 12:22:58 AM  
2007-02-14 10:29:12 PM LookOutForThatTree! [TotalFark]
Longer article here, with scarier pic.

That picture shows more blade scars on her face than Ric Flair's forehead. Check out her left eyebrow and forehead. Man, that's messed up.

/That's why I only let my wife tie me up.
//Just kidding. I'm the man, so I do the tying!
2007-02-15 12:24:10 AM  
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2007-02-15 12:28:00 AM  
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2007-02-15 12:29:59 AM  
I'd hit it, but she'd have to leave her nine inch nails cd's at home.
2007-02-15 12:43:46 AM  
I'd hit it, I likes them freaky.

/dart night
//actually won 5 games out of 6.
///no revalance, just drunk!
2007-02-15 12:46:16 AM  
I'd hit it but only if she were restrained.
2007-02-15 12:54:03 AM  
Get her directly to a stylist and I'd hit it
2007-02-15 01:09:37 AM  
I'd hit it

/where's my lucky wooden stake?
2007-02-15 01:10:09 AM  
PS clean-up:
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2007-02-15 01:20:53 AM  
with a shovel, yes, I would hit it.
2007-02-15 01:24:30 AM  
Sutton initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

Whoa! No! Really??? A psychopath knife wielding woman cops victimhood status after slashing some guy?

Does that surprise anyone? It's like reporting that the sky is blue or water is wet.

Name one woman in history who hasn't claimed to be "the real victim here" after committing multiple pickaxe murders or penis severings. Just cry a little honey, that'll convince 'em.
2007-02-15 01:25:47 AM  
negatory good buddy...
2007-02-15 01:30:56 AM  
Sutton initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times!

He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame. I didn't do it, but if I done it I bet that you would have done the same!
2007-02-15 01:44:07 AM  
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2007-02-15 02:31:55 AM  
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2007-02-15 02:44:31 AM  

Wow, that's uncanny. I'd never seen a picture of Jack White before. I thought it was some other photo of the girl in the article at first. Same shirt, same nose, nearly identical hair. Bizarre.

/would not hit it.
//takes the Malcolm Reynolds approach to hot girls who are clearly crazy.
2007-02-15 02:48:58 AM  
I'd hit it, but then crazy's my type.
2007-02-15 02:52:45 AM  
You show a vampyre Basic Instinct on drugs and look what happens....
2007-02-15 03:20:19 AM  
I would hit it with a 12-lb hammer a couple times, and then untie the poor s.o.b.
2007-02-15 03:48:19 AM  
I have to admit, I'm a little turned on...
2007-02-15 04:40:05 AM  
Speaking of drinking blood...
is the Buffy Chosen Collection worth it?
2007-02-15 04:42:28 AM  
2007-02-14 10:16:03 PM Nobody You Know

I'll bust your head in with a ratchet

Jerky Boys, Auto Mechanic?
2007-02-15 04:57:54 AM  
2007-02-15 05:01:00 AM  
that chick looks like a potatoe shaped man....i bet her tits are floppy and the nipples point to the south. her ass probably looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese...
2007-02-15 05:08:16 AM  
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Thats better.

/but my ps skills still suck
2007-02-15 05:25:02 AM  
Come on people.
That's a terrible picture of her, you can tell she is a total hottie.
A freak, maybe, but a damn fine one.

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2007-02-15 05:48:37 AM  
I bet she squirts too...
2007-02-15 06:00:00 AM  
Holy crap xor_4200. Not sure if you know this or not, but that's from a movie called Amazon Women on the Moon. Just watched it 2 nights ago. Weird movie...
2007-02-15 06:46:05 AM  
Her knives are to sharp and I am not even going to start on the pickaxe.
2007-02-15 07:45:49 AM  
Your Fairy Hockey Player: Weird movie...

Weird? It was one of the funniest movies ever made.
2007-02-15 08:27:35 AM  
C'mon, you just know she wants

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"to have your abortion"
2007-02-15 08:34:59 AM  
He'd hit it... HARD
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2007-02-15 09:00:01 AM  
Bathe her and bring her to me.
2007-02-15 09:04:41 AM  
run4urlife & versiondub: kiri kiri kiri kiri!

/liked it so much, i bought it after seeing it for free in a theatre, and downloading 2 versions of it.
2007-02-15 09:05:30 AM  
She looks like a boy.
2007-02-15 09:09:30 AM  
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A pickax is for amatuers.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
2007-02-15 09:10:44 AM  
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2007-02-15 09:12:36 AM  

Is that a raincoat?
2007-02-15 09:18:50 AM  
FTFA--"Sexual encounter turns bloody."

Red wings?
2007-02-15 09:23:29 AM  
is anyone else creeped out by the fact that there is a site that idolizes this chick

/id hit it
2007-02-15 09:28:07 AM  
Too scary for me. Kinda looks like a dude.

/would not hit it
2007-02-15 10:08:20 AM  
I'd definetely hit it. She reminds me too much of Marla from Fight Club, and that kind of crazy you just KNOW is mindblowing between the sheets! I just wouldn't let her tie me up...or stab me.
2007-02-15 10:16:11 AM  
Looks a bit like Carla Gugino to me...
2007-02-15 10:29:34 AM  
She looks like Marlie from Road Waffles. Acts like her, too.

/But with two eyes
2007-02-15 10:52:20 AM  
I would hit it, fall in love with it, have a horrible eighteen month long relationship with it and emerge an emotionally scarred misogynist.
2007-02-15 11:06:59 AM  
Ack. She looks like Jonathan Davis.
2007-02-15 11:18:33 AM  
I think she looks like that girl from Roseanne, Darlene I think. Anyone else?
2007-02-15 12:06:16 PM  
No way, PYROY , NIN is GREAT to fark to
2007-02-15 12:41:20 PM  
"Don't ya wish yer girlfriend tied you up like me?
Don't ya wish yer girlfriend drank your blood like me?
Don't ya wish she chased you with a pick like me?
Well, don't ya?"

---------jealous Farkers, at least the poor bastard was getting some.
2007-02-15 01:16:25 PM  
Blood drinking? OK. Been there.
Knives used in sex-play? Fine. If you're into that sort of thing.

CHASING YOUR PARTNER WITH A PICK-AXE?!?! Now, wait a damn minute!!!

I have my limits.
2007-02-15 01:24:42 PM  
The pick axe is where it turns the corner for me.

Why do they even HAVE one?
2007-02-15 01:29:24 PM  
riddin hard...put away wet...
2007-02-15 01:47:46 PM  

The pick axe is where it turns the corner for me.

Why do they even HAVE one?

It's just a wild guess, but I'd say that it's likely she got the pick axe from the shed they were farking in. Poor bastid is lucky there wasn't a chainsaw in there.
2007-02-15 02:37:25 PM  
I'd hit it. After I tied her up.
She's better lo0oking than my genuinely insane ex wife was...
2007-02-15 02:43:40 PM  

Who was that dude in PCU?
/blow me where the pampers is

Jon Favreau aka Gutter.

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2007-02-15 03:07:56 PM  
I would hit it. I bet she's great in the sack in a psycho sort of way. You don't look at the mantle while you're poking the fire anyway.

/would leave lights on though
//saftey first
2007-02-15 04:43:41 PM  
Oh come on, what sex without a little danger.
2007-02-15 07:05:42 PM  
is that carol seiver from growing pains?
2007-02-15 09:52:40 PM  
Type O+wned.
2007-02-15 09:59:34 PM  
2007-02-16 01:25:31 AM  
I'd hit it with a stick. I mean my stick.
2007-02-16 09:30:17 AM  
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A little makeup can go a long way.
2007-02-16 09:47:58 AM  
She's batshiat crazy so of COURSE i'd hit it. =)
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