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(Some Blood Brother)   Woman ties up, cuts lover to drink his blood. Then things get weird (with a "would you hit it?" pic of suspect)   ( divider line
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2007-02-14 10:53:37 PM  
"Oh it's opening time, down at Fascination Street
so let's cut the conversation and go out for a bit...."
2007-02-14 10:56:13 PM  
Is that Eddie Vedder?

No, it's Jack White. Pay attention!

Every single one of you who would hit that are gay. Even the women.
2007-02-14 10:56:21 PM  
They were both a couple of Mill Ave roaches holed up in a shed in the back yard of a empty house!
\Should of provided popcorn and let the show commence.
2007-02-14 10:56:27 PM  
Fun times......
2007-02-14 10:56:47 PM  
Worth the risk!
2007-02-14 10:57:20 PM  
2007-02-14 10:57:34 PM  
Anyone else have that "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song in their head after visiting this thread?

2007-02-14 10:59:33 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:00:20 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:01:29 PM  
They say vampires have strange sexual powers over us mortals.
2007-02-14 11:02:27 PM  
jimmyjazz She looks like Helena Bonham Carter from Fight Club.

/Tyler Durden would hit that

I am Jack's raging libido

/I'm scrrd
2007-02-14 11:03:29 PM  
If I throw a pick-ax, will you leave?
2007-02-14 11:03:59 PM  
C:\MP3\London After Midnight-Selected Scenes-08-Your Best Nightmare.mp3

/nuff said
2007-02-14 11:04:14 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:06:54 PM  
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

/hard to fap with all the blood loss
//think I'm gonna pass out now
2007-02-14 11:07:29 PM  
Kind of hard to defend yourself against a well aimed pickaxe.

/me thinks I would steer a wide berth around that young lady
/seen too many shows & movies with bad endings from being tied up (and I don't mean a Signs type bad ending
2007-02-14 11:11:02 PM  
Naw, I think Jonny Depp and Robert Smith should stop having love children.

2007-02-14 11:12:20 PM  
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2007-02-14 11:12:36 PM  
Gooseycheeks & AfroX

First thing I thought was how creepy she looks (In an Edward Scissorhands kind of way).

Hittable, but creepy nonetheless.
2007-02-14 11:16:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

/Seemed better than another "I'd hit it"
2007-02-14 11:16:46 PM  
I'd hit it. I like'em creepy.

2007-02-14 11:17:27 PM  
She split my head open with a pickaxe, and I loved it, I loved every minute of it...

/King Missle rules
2007-02-14 11:18:23 PM  
It was probably just a misunderstanding... he said I want to be with you forever and she naturally assumed he intended for her to kill him and turn him. Vampire sex is HOT... especially when you go at it from dusk 'til dawn.
2007-02-14 11:18:51 PM  

Jesus, are you kidding me?
2007-02-14 11:19:23 PM  
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Ooh yeah baby
2007-02-14 11:21:50 PM  
Hey, it's the whole Tempe dating scene.

Like, 20 years ago, ASU was the #1 party school. The coeds got drunk and stoned a lot, got knocked up, dropped out of school, and lived on welfare until they got kicked off, then worked stacking boxes at the ugly factory while their ignored kids grew up and wanted to drink blood and murder people with pickaxes.

Like I said, it's the whole Tempe dating scene.
2007-02-14 11:22:09 PM  
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Wow. Well I'll be damned.
2007-02-14 11:23:14 PM  
fark yea
2007-02-14 11:23:16 PM  
Neg-a-tory good buddy

\would not hit it
2007-02-14 11:23:18 PM  
Actually, that woman really looks like she was drawn by Xiame Hernandez.
2007-02-14 11:23:39 PM  
Of course. The answer is almost always yes.
2007-02-14 11:25:43 PM  
2007-02-14 11:25:58 PM  
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I'd probably regret hitting it.
2007-02-14 11:26:19 PM  
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Must have taken the night off.
2007-02-14 11:27:26 PM  
Talk about adding insult to injury. Now everyone knows he was doing HER.
2007-02-14 11:29:02 PM  
i would totally hit it

/would bring the ropes and knives too
2007-02-14 11:32:22 PM  
i'd need to see the entire package before I could make a determination
2007-02-14 11:36:48 PM  
2007-02-14 11:38:31 PM  
The second article (linked in the thread by LookOutForThatTree!) said that she was a transient who had been staying with the victim for 2 days.

So like, when she moved in, did she have a pickaxe?
2007-02-14 11:40:07 PM  
The man was passed out when police were called, and the woman initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

Typical lying bag of shiat woman.
2007-02-14 11:40:23 PM  
Now I was gonna jump in with a if she cleaned up she would look like Helena Bonham Carter, but after careful review, I believe she is more of a Bridgit Fonda from Point of No Return. But in any event I'd hit it, and because she's in to blood play, who needs a rubber?
2007-02-14 11:41:42 PM  
Id hit it while wearing full plate armor, like that scene in Excalibur.

\What the codpiece is for.
2007-02-14 11:41:52 PM  
Angelina Jolie without the fatass lips.
2007-02-14 11:42:05 PM  
Id hit it like this....

/Forgive my lack of HTML-Fu
2007-02-14 11:42:19 PM  
2007-02-14 11:42:30 PM  
"I'd crossbow it".

[image from too old to be available]
2007-02-14 11:43:45 PM  
Yes, she could drink a few pints and cock punch me where no cock punch has gone before..
2007-02-14 11:44:23 PM  
Being totally honest, in the middle of sex if blood suddenly made its appearance, I am pretty sure I'd lose any state of arousal I'd have been in up to that point.

Vampire sex is fun in the movies, in real life... not so much.

Also, when a pickaxe comes out, it sorta ruins the whole vibe of the evening, you know?
2007-02-14 11:45:27 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

///don't care
////one for good measure
2007-02-14 11:45:43 PM  
I'd hit it. But she'd be tied up first.
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