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(AP)   In case you haven't noticed, there's a bunch of white stuff on the ground. EVERYBODY PANIC   ( divider line
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2007-02-14 11:09:25 AM  
...who spilled the cocaine and didn't clean it up again?
2007-02-14 11:10:33 AM  
ha hah - no snow here!
/Vancouver is the best
2007-02-14 11:11:42 AM  

"You run in circles, screaming and flailing your arms."
2007-02-14 11:12:01 AM  
I thought it was residue from a rough case of the global warming.

/every time a glass of ice melts an iceberg cries
2007-02-14 11:12:12 AM  
my bad, I kiled a kitten
2007-02-14 11:12:58 AM  
F'ing lame.......get a job instead of submitting articles about snow.
2007-02-14 11:13:11 AM  
If Winter's here can Spring be far behind?
2007-02-14 11:13:35 AM  
Boston wets itself from fear of teh Anthrax!!!!1!!eleventy!!two!
2007-02-14 11:13:48 AM  
In case you haven't noticed, there's a bunch of white stuff on the ground. EVERYBODY PANIC

Bad aim, or what?
2007-02-14 11:14:02 AM  
Snow day, snow day!!! My work is canceled, my daughter's school is canceled. We get to play!!!
2007-02-14 11:14:33 AM  
120 inches in a week is nothing to sneeze at, even for hardened North Easterners.
2007-02-14 11:15:13 AM  
Tragedy Procedure(Latest_Tragedy)

10 Bush is responsible for (Latest_Tragedy)!
20 The world hates us now!
30 Global Warming!
40 Oil Buddies!!
50 Katrina!
60 Saddam wasnt so bad!
70 Wring hands and whine
80 Listen to NPR and believe it
90 Feel Smug
100 Threaten to become a Canadian

2007-02-14 11:15:38 AM  
Ron Jeremy have an accident?
2007-02-14 11:15:45 AM  
That's what she said.
2007-02-14 11:15:48 AM  
I think subby is trying to pull the snow over my eyes.

/ Sorry, no snow out west here yet..
2007-02-14 11:16:33 AM  
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I think I can... I think I can...

2007-02-14 11:18:54 AM  

/oh, damn. Just snow.
2007-02-14 11:19:34 AM  
Pickerel, It goes like this: "When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
2007-02-14 11:20:18 AM  
I just hope it isnt the hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit
2007-02-14 11:20:36 AM  
But what about the black stuff, we don't want to seem rasist

//get some black stuff in here pronto
2007-02-14 11:20:39 AM  
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. . . ummmm, didn't it, like, do this last year?

/I could be wrong tho.
2007-02-14 11:21:15 AM  
This sucks. In Boston we got a mere 2 inches on the ground, and it stopped snowing around dawn. No snow day for me. :(

/I blame society
2007-02-14 11:21:31 AM  
My very recently EX-boyfriend is in Amherst, MA. Hope his nuts freeze and break off.

2007-02-14 11:22:07 AM  
That's racist

//more coffee please
2007-02-14 11:22:19 AM  
Suck it libs. Where's your non-suv driving god now?
2007-02-14 11:22:53 AM  
I hate snow.

No, really, I honestly do! When I was 14, I threw my farking Back out shovelling my parents' driveway, and had to start physical therapy. Snow is nasty, icky, freezing crap, and I hate it.

That's why I moved to a WARMER FARKIN' CLIMATE!

Pull up your pants!
2007-02-14 11:22:54 AM  
katie... sure it did happen last year... just not as much.
Last year we had 0 snow days (I'm an educator), today's the 3rd in 2 weeks...

Al Gore can suck it.

//wants more global warming
2007-02-14 11:23:01 AM  
The NaSkAr
Looks like you dropped your glove...
2007-02-14 11:23:53 AM  
What is it with journalists writing four word paragraphs?

FTFA: Snowplow operators were ready.

That was an entire paragraph! WTF! Thanks for the heads up, Mr. Journalist.
2007-02-14 11:23:54 AM  
odd that happened in february.
2007-02-14 11:24:01 AM  
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/why this is nothing, I remember back when .. HEY YOU KIDS! Stay off my snow!
2007-02-14 11:24:43 AM  
I'm in Ohio and even I got a snow day...from a school where they never cancel classes EVAR. Plus afternoon classes were cancelled yesterday.

I'm pretty sure it's the end of the world. I'm going back to bed.
2007-02-14 11:27:24 AM  
...who spilled the cocaine and didn't clean it up again?

Neat Trick: To clean up blow after spilling it on carpet. Blow up a balloon. Rub it on your hair. Hold over spill area. The static electricity on the balloon will attract the cocaine. Ya might get a little lint, but hey.
2007-02-14 11:29:31 AM  
Its a nice and sunny 70 degrees in So California today. I'd be very worried if there was a bunch of white stuff on the ground over here.
2007-02-14 11:29:51 AM  
I just moved to Schaumburg IL. NONE OF THE ROADS ARE BEING PLOWED. Oh, they'll plow the McD's drive-thru (seriously) and the country club entrance, but not the roads.

A near 3 hour commute resulted this morning - I hate winter with all my body and soul.
2007-02-14 11:29:55 AM  
Snow is...racist!

/It's all white! Everywhere! Whitey!
2007-02-14 11:30:07 AM  
*looks out the window*
64 degrees & sunny!

//Suck it, cold people!
2007-02-14 11:30:23 AM  
Just saw the UPS guy at my office building trying to deliver Valentines Day flowers to women. One problem: no one's here but me. Everyone stayed home because of the snow. Gonna be a lot of pissed off women in the NorthEast calling their boyfriends tonight saying "WHERE'S MY F*CKING FLOWERS???" WE'RE OVER!"
2007-02-14 11:31:02 AM  
RHMolBio: F'ing lame.......get a job instead of submitting articles about snow.

Those of us that are currently being hammered by this fun that have jobs can't quite reach them at the moment.

But it's sure fun to watch people try!
2007-02-14 11:31:05 AM  
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"Can you imagine the street value of this?"
2007-02-14 11:31:15 AM  
This world's going to hell in a globally-warmed handbasket
2007-02-14 11:31:24 AM  
Area Forecast For: San Bernardino and Riverside County Valleys - The Inland Empire
Issued: February 14, 2007 02:55:28 PST

Today: Partly cloudy in the morning...becoming mostly sunny. Highs 60 to 68. Winds northwest 15 to 20 mph.

Tonight: Mostly clear. Lows 37 to 45 light winds..

Thursday: Mostly sunny. Warmer. Highs 69 to 77. Light winds becoming northwest 15 mph in the afternoon.

Thursday night: Mostly clear. Lows 41 to 50. Light winds becoming north 15 to 20 mph after midnight.

Friday: Mostly sunny. Warmer. Highs 75 to 84. Winds northeast 15 to 20 mph.

Friday night: Mostly clear. Lows 45 to 53.

Saturday: Partly cloudy. Highs 74 to 81.

Saturday night: Partly cloudy. Lows 45 to 50.

Sunday: Partly cloudy with a slight chance of showers. Highs 69 to 75.

Sunday night: Mostly cloudy with a slight chance of showers. Lows 43 to 48.

Presidents day: Mostly cloudy. Slight chance of showers in the morning...then chance of showers in the afternoon. Highs 60 to 65.

Monday night: Mostly cloudy with a slight chance of showers. Lows 41 to 47.

Tuesday: Mostly cloudy with a slight chance of showers. Highs 60 to 65.
2007-02-14 11:31:28 AM  
School wasn't cancelled, I drove the 20 minutes to school and then the buses weren't running from the commuter lot. And half the buildings are closed.

/fark you, Stony Brook
2007-02-14 11:37:20 AM  
I just moved to Schaumburg IL. NONE OF THE ROADS ARE BEING PLOWED.

I live in Red Deer, AB. Despite getting tons of snow each year, and having a super-heated economy, the city spends probably $40 on plowing each year. We just get use to it.
2007-02-14 11:39:57 AM  
Got to work and THEN was told snow closure.
/car has no heat so am staying put
//grumpy becuase close order came too late
2007-02-14 11:40:54 AM  
Did I mention its -33 C with the wind chill here?
/sorry Americans you can do your own conversions
2007-02-14 11:42:09 AM  
Nasty wet heavy snow/ice here in Baltimore. Travel was bad but only because they only have one plow for the whole damn county, it seems.
2007-02-14 11:44:38 AM  
Wilmington, DE here. Two inches of snow yesterday. Last night and this morning no more snow, just sleet and freezing rain. Yay. Yep I'm at work.
2007-02-14 11:46:36 AM  
2007-02-14 11:48:25 AM  
from the 12th story window 8th ave ny ny. it keeps pouring down we keep working trains run a little late.

Tragedy Procedure(Latest_Tragedy)

10 Bush is responsible for (Latest_Tragedy)!
20 The world hates us!
30 Global Climate Change!
40 Oil Oligarchies!!
50 Katrina!
60 Saddam wasnt so bad when he was friends with cons!
70 Wring hands around corporatist con neck
80 Listen to AAR and believe it
90 Feel Smart
100 Become a true American by responding to disaster

goto 10

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