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10327 clicks; posted to Main » and Geek » on 13 Feb 2007 at 2:32 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2007-02-13 3:00:01 PM  
I'd rather be a rogue state with unknown nuclear capability.
 
2007-02-13 3:01:47 PM  
I'd love to help out, but my once top 100 nations was deleted after my friend did some stupid shiat with it while babysitting whilst I was on vacation
 
2007-02-13 3:03:47 PM  
Speaking of something awful, how about that new site design?

/I see what you did thar
 
2007-02-13 3:05:32 PM  
interesting... bookmarked for after work.

Proposed future headline:
"GOONS, France Surrender!"
 
2007-02-13 3:06:37 PM  
How do you join the Fark alliance?
 
2007-02-13 3:06:50 PM  
I'd rather be a rogue state with unknown nuclear capability.

We already have two of those; we call them North Korea and Iran. :P

Just regged and set my base in my uni library; my land area is the union, the library, part of the law building and all of the architecture building. :P
 
zee [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 3:07:04 PM  
soooo confused. Just tried registering and adding Farkistan as alliance but it doesn't show up on list of Aqua team. In fact, I do see the goons.
 
2007-02-13 3:08:36 PM  
Eat More Possum:

How do you join the Fark alliance?

Follow the link...instructions are posted there. Welcome!
 
2007-02-13 3:08:41 PM  
I spend too much time with my WoW guild, I don't have time for another online game.
 
2007-02-13 3:09:07 PM  
We're not yet a large enough alliance to have our name in menu. Just follow these instructions:

When making your nation, remember to join the Aqua team as it is where Farkistan is located, and put "FARK" in your alliance description.


In order to set your alliance affiliation, go to edit your nation, where it will be called"Alliance Affiliation". There will be a few sanctioned alliances, and a "specify other" option. Click that and type in Fark.
 
2007-02-13 3:09:17 PM  
zee:

soooo confused. Just tried registering and adding Farkistan as alliance but it doesn't show up on list of Aqua team. In fact, I do see the goons.

You have to select Other and type in Fark.
 
2007-02-13 3:10:08 PM  
Eat More Possum & zee
Click the "Specifiy other" option in alliance, then you can type in FARK.
 
2007-02-13 3:13:21 PM  
I'll be sure to join this game, as soon as I lose intrest in girls.
 
2007-02-13 3:13:26 PM  
OK.. im allied with Fark. setting up infrastructure and quelling riots.

let the time wasting begin!

any more advice is always welcome
 
2007-02-13 3:14:36 PM  
Registered. I can fit this in between the early morning fark session and actually starting to work.
 
2007-02-13 3:14:42 PM  
You cant stop SA. Try as you might, you too will parish like so many before you.
 
2007-02-13 3:14:45 PM  
Look me up FARKERS, King Rutentuten II of Tutenstan.

I started this last week, but have no affiliations.
 
2007-02-13 3:14:56 PM  
Don't forget you have to register for the Forums to have your account masked.
 
2007-02-13 3:15:07 PM  
Consider me Hooked
 
2007-02-13 3:15:41 PM  
Freezingprocess:

You cant stop SA. Try as you might, you too will parish like so many before you.

We don't want to stop SA...we just want to be left alone.
 
2007-02-13 3:22:56 PM  
I'll join the farkliance if the deal is sweet enough. How much would you offer to draw me away from my current alliance with another popular internet foru[m] which I shall not name?
 
2007-02-13 3:24:32 PM  
do any farkers, perhaps with longer standing accounts, want to offer aid to any of us newbies?

/nation name = fark name
//robbiex0r ftw!
 
2007-02-13 3:29:30 PM  
do any farkers, perhaps with longer standing accounts, want to offer aid to any of us newbies?

I'm sure most of us would love to help except our infrastructure has been decimated by the GOONS. Hopefully after peace we will be able to aid the newer nations.
 
2007-02-13 3:30:21 PM  
BallsackConundrum, proud leader of the fledgling nation of Adraveth, shall join this alliance, in hopes of peace!

/We'll smoke the monster out!
 
2007-02-13 3:30:24 PM  
ShillinTheVillain

We'll start a "Hall of Repatriots" for Farkers who come to Farkistan from other alliances, and your name will be at the top of the list.
 
2007-02-13 3:33:46 PM  
No peace without justice!
 
2007-02-13 3:36:37 PM  
Oh goody; a polsci major playing a political nationbuilding game.

THIS WILL END WELL
 
2007-02-13 3:39:16 PM  
the nation of Cornholio is at your service.

we have lumber to be made into paper.

TP for your bunghole

/thanks to who traded with me for wine and spices. my creole population is now happy.
 
2007-02-13 3:40:30 PM  
I would join, but all this talk of peace makes me not want to join an alliance of pu$$ies.

/off to join SA alliance after work.
 
2007-02-13 3:43:19 PM  
I'm in, screenname quadropheniac and country Quadrophenation. Why is Fark not a recognized alliance yet?
 
2007-02-13 3:44:32 PM  
TheSpeiler

I'm sure most of us would love to help except our infrastructure has been decimated by the GOONS. Hopefully after peace we will be able to aid the newer nations.


srsly?
Whats the quickest way I can boost my nation to come to military aid for Farkistan?
 
2007-02-13 3:45:06 PM  
quadropheniac
Why is Fark not a recognized alliance yet?

'Cause we aren't strong enough yet. However, with new blood, and maybe some time to build up without being at war, we will eventually be recognized.
 
2007-02-13 3:45:17 PM  
The proud but stoned nation of Brennevin is totally on, man.

I'm offering trade, to, like, lots of y'all.
 
2007-02-13 3:45:20 PM  
slayer199: We don't want to stop SA...we just want to be left alone.

unpossible.... our very nature is to mess with everyone and everything in sight.
 
2007-02-13 3:46:05 PM  
quadropheniac:

I'm in, screenname quadropheniac and country Quadrophenation. Why is Fark not a recognized alliance yet?

Likely because we were/are too small. We're growing quickly though!
 
2007-02-13 3:46:47 PM  
Wow! Just wow!
 
2007-02-13 3:47:29 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf:

unpossible.... our very nature is to mess with everyone and everything in sight.

Why don't the GOONs pick on an alliance their own size. It kinda kills the fun of any game if you're a n00b and you're attacked by a alliance that's much stronger.
 
2007-02-13 3:49:11 PM  
Lord Beeftips of Beefyland bids you all a fond greeting.
 
2007-02-13 3:51:45 PM  
the goons did the same thing to Urban Dead. joined en masse and destroyed playability by annihilating entire suburbs.
 
2007-02-13 3:53:56 PM  
SweetSilverBlues of Medazzaland hails her allies.
 
2007-02-13 3:53:57 PM  
Alright cornholio-- that TP is coming in handy, what with all this bacon and wheat I'm eating.
 
2007-02-13 3:53:57 PM  
slayer199

Nation Created: 1/3/2007 12:17:38 AM (41 days old)
Infrastructure: 122.18
Technology: 6.08

I think I can buy a bit more military now.
 
2007-02-13 3:56:40 PM  
Me and the 19 highly trained soldiers of the Most High Holy Empire of Sabreland are looking for someone to crush. How do I find me a Goon to stomp? Anybody wanna lend a brotha a nuke?
 
2007-02-13 3:58:47 PM  
SabreGuy:

Me and the 19 highly trained soldiers of the Most High Holy Empire of Sabreland are looking for someone to crush. How do I find me a Goon to stomp? Anybody wanna lend a brotha a nuke?

All we want is peace at this time. Grow your nation peacefully...DO NOT do anything antagonistic towards the GOONs...do NOT threaten them, DO NOT attack them. We're working towards peace...

This war started because of Farkistan's right to exist. And that's all we want to do...is exist peacefully.
 
2007-02-13 3:59:12 PM  
my resources are lumber and silver
man I hope there's a simple way to trade this silver...
who wants silver?
 
2007-02-13 4:01:02 PM  
okay, I've got crunchyfark up and running. How do I join up with my fellow farkers?
 
2007-02-13 4:01:10 PM  
Hmm... ok. Then when comes the crushing scimitar of justice? I think maybe I can swing a Yugo or two for my army... and they have itchy... club fingers. (No triggers, can't afford em) We want crushing.

Damn peace. Alright, peace it is. But if anyone tries to cross the canal in to my capital, I expect some Farkistan nukes to do the payback.
 
2007-02-13 4:02:52 PM  
alnus serrulata is on board.

what the hell, i kind of lost interest in the other browser based game i was playing.
 
2007-02-13 4:03:13 PM  
Robbiex0r, I'll trade with you.

I have furs and marble.
 
2007-02-13 4:03:41 PM  
I'm in like Flynn.

Nation of Snooch. I'll help out where I can guys, just let me build up something.
 
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