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(BBC)   Six bodies found in German restaurant. Police currently assembling wurst case scenario   ( divider line
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7155 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2007 at 6:34 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-02-05 05:54:51 AM  
I like it!
2007-02-05 06:02:15 AM  
Too bad they don't serve wurst in Chinese restaurants.
2007-02-05 06:27:52 AM  
Terrific, this thread is going to be a total sausagefest.
2007-02-05 06:36:50 AM  

So did the customers go in expecting the wurst?
2007-02-05 06:36:52 AM  
They have german restaurants now?

Oh, a resturant in germany.
2007-02-05 06:37:45 AM  

/Got nuthin'
2007-02-05 06:40:42 AM  
I submitted this with a sweet n sour headline
2007-02-05 06:45:34 AM  

They have german restaurants now?

There's a German restuarant near where I live. They got in trouble a few years back for knocking through into the Polish restuarant next door without asking permission.

/Forget whether I stole that joke from the Simpsons or Family Guy
2007-02-05 06:46:43 AM  
German police say the victims had been shot dead and some had been tied up.

The man is a butcher! I hope they grill his ass!
2007-02-05 06:48:22 AM  
Police seeking Sum Yung Guy with blood on his Hans
2007-02-05 06:50:13 AM  
They're currently assembling a "SPETZEL" task force to handle the case.
2007-02-05 06:55:50 AM  
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2007-02-05 06:56:38 AM  
What a sad case. There are no wieners here, only losers.
2007-02-05 07:06:55 AM  
Are some sauerkrauts on top of this wurst case scenario? The seriousness of this case requires all links to be covered.
2007-02-05 07:09:36 AM  
costas: There's a German restuarant near where I live. They got in trouble a few years back for knocking through into the Polish restuarant next door without asking permission.
Godwined FTW????
2007-02-05 07:10:15 AM  
"in all probability asian"?

oh rlly?
2007-02-05 07:18:59 AM  

You stole it from the Simpsons (the episode where Homer was a food critic). But that joke was subsequently stolen by manatees and used on Family Guy. There was another similar headline from The Onion years back.
2007-02-05 07:19:10 AM  
Technically it was a Chinese restaurant in Germany not a German Restaurant that you would expect 'traditional German food' such as sausages, but I guess the headline could have been much wurst if it had been butchered by adding a cliche "after x minutes you will want another" joke.

What really brothers me is this part of the article:

Police say the victims have not yet been identified.

But a police spokesman said they were "in all probability Asian".

"In all probability Asian?" Either the police officers are really slow, really careful about making assumptions or the victims bodies must have been left in a vary bad shape if such a statement can not be made with a bit more certainity.
2007-02-05 07:19:16 AM  
The town run out of cats?
2007-02-05 07:26:24 AM  
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2007-02-05 07:27:11 AM  
That's the wurst headline I've ever seen!
2007-02-05 07:28:04 AM  
-A Chinese restaurant in Germany? So an hour after you eat there you're hungry for power?
2007-02-05 07:38:03 AM  

Wow. I salute your knowledge of gag genealogy! So does someone now need to steal it from here in order to keep it alive? Come on people, we need to find this joke a new host body. Anyone? I'm looking at you, Every Radio Morning Crew in the World...
2007-02-05 07:41:26 AM  
In all probability Asian?

What, are they guessing?

"Hmmm.... well, there are some bloodstains over here, and...hey look! This one's got squinty eyes!"

Although, joking aside, if they have to guess at the nationality of the victims, then this thread is very, very good without crime scene pics.

/Wonders if the cannibal of Rothenburg has gotten out and is going wurst-hunting.
//For Oriental-flavoured wurst.
2007-02-05 07:43:26 AM  
Why is everyone getting all worked up? It's just the Jew Plate Special.
2007-02-05 07:50:41 AM  
"But I didn't eat the mousse..."
2007-02-05 07:53:45 AM  
i like the serial crusher theroy...

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2007-02-05 08:34:39 AM  
Oh, those deutschbags...
/got that gun for when "ze germans" come
2007-02-05 09:26:11 AM  
In fact, you may say that we ground Uter up into bratwurst and ate him and that he is in our stomachs now! Wait, scratch that one.
2007-02-05 09:27:02 AM  

Thank you for the chuckle. Very good. Carry on.
2007-02-05 09:33:54 AM  
"Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat!"

/"It takes all types of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters!"
2007-02-05 10:14:11 AM  
I lol'd
2007-02-05 10:22:16 AM  
Hot dog, we have a weiner!
2007-02-05 10:38:02 AM  
egad and all I could come up with was "Police suspect after somebody ate there, half an hour later they were hungry for power"....
2007-02-05 10:38:52 AM  
Anyone ever seen Motel Hell.
2007-02-05 11:09:22 AM  
I chuckled, thanks smitty.
2007-02-05 11:51:08 AM  
I mean, what'd we expect from the country that gave us Nekromantik
2007-02-05 12:24:33 PM  
Ahh, stumbitter, [image from too old to be available] what you did there.
2007-02-05 01:12:25 PM  
2007-02-05 08:01:10 PM  
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2007-02-05 10:31:39 PM  
Wonder how ya say "Soylent Green" in Chinese...
2007-02-06 03:52:53 PM  
Farmer Vincent brand wurst??
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