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dedekind_cut
2007-02-01 6:28:49 AM  
We didn't listen!!!
 
TheOther
2007-02-01 7:02:06 AM  
Penis!
 
Lameface
2007-02-01 7:22:37 AM  
UFIA!!!

mods please delete my last one
 
chuck_kafka
2007-02-01 7:27:14 AM  
"GENTLEMEN! I have turned myself into...female Don Knotts! MWAHAHAHA!"
 
labberdasher
2007-02-01 7:27:34 AM  
In the middle of her presentation, Dr. Milly Mathews realises that her invisible elephant is standing the wrong way round.
 
Hofheim
2007-02-01 7:28:02 AM  
"...which brings us to the promise of Cold Fusion"
 
dudeirock5
2007-02-01 7:31:48 AM  
"And with all this being said, we still have no cure for cancer"
 
fifthofzen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-02-01 7:32:00 AM  
Due to a last minute substitution of featured speakers, the woman hiding in the podium was not the only one surprised.
 
bald_n_blue
2007-02-01 7:32:18 AM  
Okay! Okay! Having a "stun" setting on your phasers is not scientific fallibility!
 
Jin Verde
2007-02-01 7:35:08 AM  
Creationism is the tinfoil hat god-warriors wear to deflect evolutionary explanations.
 
Cyno01
2007-02-01 7:36:02 AM  
"Pi is exactly three!"
 
N. S. Radieaux
2007-02-01 7:39:12 AM  
"...Which is why I feel no compunction in stating that I'm nearly positive there is a massive invisible dragon stalking me... OH GOD HERE IT COMES!"
 
Zword
2007-02-01 7:39:20 AM  
Quick call a doctor, I can't move!
 
Elvis_Bogart
2007-02-01 7:40:10 AM  
AUGH! A Republican!
 
Optronami
2007-02-01 7:41:49 AM  
"fbxrd!"
 
Archie Goodwin
2007-02-01 7:42:38 AM  
I've just been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
 
darknessfallen
2007-02-01 7:42:54 AM  
and then, would you believe, the kid that played harry potter in the movies has it all hot and icky for a horse!?!?!? up on a stage at that, ewwwwwww!
 
Pro Zack
2007-02-01 7:55:34 AM  
jaz hands!
 
KentuckyBob
2007-02-01 8:01:08 AM  
I am Pat from your lesbian nightmares!
 
Desmo
2007-02-01 8:04:16 AM  
This is my real hair color, and I am NOT Harpo Marx!!
 
ultrachronic
2007-02-01 8:06:04 AM  
Mashed potato, gravy and Cranberry Sauce! WWHHOOOooooOOOO
 
Pro Zack
2007-02-01 8:09:13 AM  
This is not heresy, and I will NOT recant.
 
LoonieCobber
2007-02-01 8:14:46 AM  
EVERYBODY PANIC!
 
Slam Dunkz
2007-02-01 8:19:52 AM  
"Who let the dawgs out!? Woo! Woo! Woo , woo woo!"
 
muninsfire
2007-02-01 8:27:22 AM  
Evolutionism is the tinfoil hat that we atheists all use to keep "god" out of our brainwaves!

/So very sorry.
 
fatal_exception
2007-02-01 8:37:23 AM  
BUTTSECKS!!!!
 
Regnad Kcin
2007-02-01 8:41:32 AM  
"Okay! Okay! It's the revealed word of God! Don't shoot!"
 
Lampmonster
2007-02-01 8:43:44 AM  
All the homies in the house, they gonna raise the roof, so go HOO HOO!!

/Hoo hoo!!
 
Regnad Kcin
2007-02-01 8:44:46 AM  
"For example, the idea that radioactive fallout from atomic testing in the Pacific ocean can produce mutations in life forms is entirely theoretical and no evidence.....GODZILLA!!!"
 
GreatNOD
2007-02-01 8:46:30 AM  
I masturbate this many times a day!
 
cngu
2007-02-01 8:48:35 AM  
"Al Gore was wrong ? o noes !!"
 
vertigo32
2007-02-01 8:49:25 AM  
And THIS is my O face. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
 
GhettoBoxSmash
2007-02-01 8:49:34 AM  
HA! HA!

YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME!!

DO YOU ?!?!11UNO
 
evilgreg
2007-02-01 9:01:04 AM  
[clearing throat]

Catfights.

I'll tear your biatch asses up.
 
pagansexgod
2007-02-01 9:03:08 AM  
Warning: Do not confuse your Tazer with your vibrator
 
youngandstupid
2007-02-01 9:13:31 AM  
"The truth is scientific fallibility is one of the base concepts of science and therefore OH MY GOD COCKROACH IN MY VAGINA!!!"
 
Show_The_O_Face
2007-02-01 9:15:30 AM  
The truth, the truth, get it away!!
 
farkwell
2007-02-01 9:22:32 AM  
And then, he said I could "smoke a trud in hell."
 
SunkDroutherner
2007-02-01 9:25:32 AM  
Tragically, paralysis was NOT in fact what her Coke + Pop Rocks = ??? experiment resulted in.
 
Sloth-Man
2007-02-01 9:26:44 AM  
"Penis goes WHERE?!"
 
daverzzz
2007-02-01 9:27:49 AM  
"...should not lead us to paralysis - like this. We don't want to be like this, then we can't kill kittens!"
 
blahpers
2007-02-01 9:39:05 AM  
Trichinosis?

You said the secret word!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
Cosmic Crab
2007-02-01 9:39:29 AM  
Alien anal probing can happen anywhere at any time. Be ready.
 
eaglevertigo
2007-02-01 9:41:28 AM  
That's when she realised her whole premise was fallible and she became paralysed.
 
mrbill1
2007-02-01 9:48:51 AM  
"I'm Screech - SAVE MY HOUSE!"
 
Reaperman
2007-02-01 9:52:35 AM  
"Yes, I am a lesbian and yes I enjoy the LPGA."
 
vbob37
2007-02-01 9:56:20 AM  
Kathy Griffin's Mother Announces Her Triumphant Return to the world of Junk Science.
 
Zeppelininthesky
2007-02-01 10:04:57 AM  
Who farted y'all?
 
MindlessStonedIndulgence
2007-02-01 10:10:05 AM  
POOP THREAD!
 
rulego66
2007-02-01 10:16:23 AM  
4! 8! 15! 16! 23! 42!
 
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