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(CNN)   San Diego Chargers safety Terrence Kiel cited for public urination. Apparently, he believed he'd been traded to the Cincinnati Bengals   ( divider line
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139 clicks; posted to Sports » on 31 Jan 2007 at 2:44 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-01-31 02:48:32 PM  
'Seinfeld' reference in 3.....2.....1....
2007-01-31 02:50:36 PM  
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2007-01-31 02:55:00 PM  
It would have been much funnier if it was Richard Kiel:

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2007-01-31 03:07:22 PM  
Weren't the Chargers the west-coast version of the Bengals? I remember there were a few Chargers on the wrong side of the police blotter this season.
2007-01-31 03:12:28 PM  
Richard Kiel is a lurch-looking fellow
2007-01-31 03:25:51 PM  
Chargers are already Bengals West. Headline sucks.
2007-01-31 03:28:28 PM  
Unfortunately yes, germ78. This guy was already picked up by the Feds earlier this year for running a California - Texas codeine (sp?) ring if you can believe that. I doubt he'll be with the team much longer.
2007-01-31 03:46:24 PM  
Jaws is a LOT bigger than Happy Gilmore there. Kinda Andre the Giant-ish
2007-01-31 03:50:11 PM  
As an avowed loather (is that a word) of all things Charger related....good!!

and yes, Kiel is the eighth Charger player to have a run-in with law enforcement in the past year......though, unfortunately, only one of them has been shot...

//oh no he din'nt......
2007-01-31 03:52:42 PM  

Then again, laws against public urination are pretty stupid in the first place. When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
2007-01-31 03:53:13 PM  

That's the story I was thinking of too. Maybe Terence drank a little too much of his surrp.
2007-01-31 04:09:19 PM  
You can't help but urinate in public when you be leanin', fo'.

/I don't lean
//I do the rockaway
2007-01-31 04:55:53 PM  
ok, really, who among us HASN'T urinated in public?

*stays seated*
2007-01-31 07:37:56 PM  
Pissing on the tires of a cop car is a bad idea, by the way...
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